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Chlöe

		God does not exist. Female 26 years old Los Angeles and/or London United Kingdom Last Login: 12/17/2009
Mood: fair
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/chloemonroe

Chlöe's Interests

General	Photography, writing blah blah blah
Music	Urusei Yatsura, The Von Bondies, The Walkmen, The Warlocks, The Wedding Present, Weezer, Will Haven, Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs, Young Heart Attack, Yourcodenameis:miloBlack Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Blue Aeroplanes, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy, Bright Eyes, British Sea Power, Buffalo Tom, The Buff Medways, Bumblebeez, , Cat Power, Cinerama,The Sleepy Jackson, Sloan, Sofa,Snow Patrol, Spacemen 3, Sparklehorse, Sparta, Spectrum, Spiritualized, The Stands, Starsailor, Stereolab, The Stills, Suicide, Supergrass, Swans, Tad, The Telescopes, That Dog, Thirteen Senses, Thrilled Skinny, The Thrills, Tinder Sticks, Tortoise, TV On The Radio Clearlake, Clinic, The Cribs, The Cure, The Coral, The Datsuns, The Detroit Cobras, Darkside, David Devant and His Spirit Wife, Mercury Rev, Million Dead, Model Ford,Death By Milkfloat, The Dears, Death Cab For Cutie, Delays, The Divine ComedAdd N To (x), The Fall, The Field Mice, Goatboy, The Fiery Furnances, Flaming Lips, Fly Pan Am, Franz Ferdinand, Frankie Sparo, The French, The Futureheads, The Gentle Waves, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Grandaddy, Grand Drive, , Mudvayne, Mum, My Bloody Valentine, My Morning JacketAdventures In Stereo, Air, Alfie, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, Afghan Whigs, Apples In Stereo, A Silver Mt Zion, Astrid, Athlete, Atlantic, Auf Der Maur, Bastard Kestrel, The Bees, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Folds, Ben Kweller, Beta Band, Beth Orton, The Black Heart Procession, Black Ox Orkestar, y, Dizzee Rascal, Do Make Say Think, Doves, The Duke Spirit, Eagles Of Death Metal, Earl Brutus, The Edsel Auctioneer, Eels, The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Elbow, Elizabeth Anka Vajagic, Elliott Smith, Erick, Exhaust, Th' Faith Healers, , Mull Historical Society, My Red Cell, Nada Surf, Neil Young, Obie Trice, One Lady Owner, 1-Speed Bike, The Open, The Ordinary Boys, Pale Saints, The Pastels, Pavement, Pilots Of Japan, P J Harvey, Polmo Polpo, The Polyphonic Spree, Pixies, Primal Scream, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, The Rapture, Razorlight, Re:, Ride, The Rock Of Travolta, Ryan Adams, Sackville, Screaming Trees, Seafood, The Sea & , Half Man Half Biscuit, Hangedup, Hefner, Har Mar Superstar, The Hair and Skin Trading Company, Her Space Holiday, The Hidden Cameras, Hundred Reasons, The Icarus Line, Jesus and Mary Chain, Jet, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, MudhoneySet Fire To Flames,Sigur Ros, Silver Jews, Six By Seven, The Sleepy Jackson, Sloan, Sofa,Snow Patrol, Spacemen 3, Sparklehorse, Sparta, Spectrum, Spiritualized, The Stands, Starsailor, Stereolab, The Stills, Suicide, Supergrass, Swans, Tad, The Telescopes, That Dog, Thirteen Senses, Thrilled Skinny, The Thrills, Tinder Sticks, Tortoise, TV On The Radio, Turin Brakes, , Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, The 88, Jim O' Rourke, JJ72, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Joy Zipper, Kasabian, Keane, The Keatons, Kent, The Kills, The Killers, Kings Of Convenience, Kings Of Leon, King Of The Slums, Kyuss, Labradford, Lambchop, Lawnmower Death, Leftfield, Liars, Lightning Bolt, Lilys, The Locusts, Loop, Looper, Low, Love, Lupine Howl, Magazine, Marcy Playground, Mars Volta, Mclusky, Meanwhile Back In Communist Russia, The Memory Band, Mercury Rev, Million Dead, Model Ford,
Movies	Anything which exposes Tom Cruise for the homosexual that he really is.
Television	Were a great band in the 70s but I am not sure why they warrant their own category here on Myspace.
Books	Stuff which makes me look clever, innit?
Heroes	Pfft.
Groups:	Better MySpace TV Via 'The Apprentice Meets Sex And The City', Women who love women, 80's Club Addiction, Do You Skate?, Toni Leigh's hangout, Prefixmag.com, World Artists Network (WAN), "RUSTED TRUCK" View All Chlöe's Groups

Chlöe's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Not Sure
Hometown:	LA
Body type:	5' 6" / Slim / Slender
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Education:	Post grad
Occupation:	Writer.

Chlöe's Networking

Publishing - Writer - Novelist
Having a go...!

Photography - Fashion/Glamour - Photographer
Tried my hand at it a few years ago and really liked it, but now I am mainly writing.

Chlöe It is not just mosques, I also firebomb churches and synagogues too. I am not prejudice :-) Posted 22 hours ago
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NAUGHTY CHRISTMAS PUSSY BLOG. (view more)

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This man is a WANKER. (view more)

WHO WANTS TO COME TO MY HALLOWEEN PARTY? (view more)

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Chlöe's Blurbs

About me:
NOTE - ALL copyright for the photos belongs to me; of all the women photographed and the ones of myself and my family. I have also noticed that people have stolen some of my blog ideas - PLEASE DON'T. - Chloe Monroe

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Look up and left, you'll see it there.
Birthday:	Carry on looking up and left.
Birthplace:	Look right and down a bit.
Current Location:	Look up and left agaimn.
Eye Color:	Clcik on 'Pics'.
Hair Color:	I'd say you're blind but you're reading this so I'll just say you're stupid.
Height:	Look right and down.
Right Handed or Left Handed:	knuckle-dusters...on both.
Your Heritage:	Half sperm and half ovary.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Pastry.
Your Weakness:	Survey intolerance.
Your Fears:	My annual stigmata.
Your Perfect Pizza:	How profound, I like mine topped with penis envy.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	For Arsenal, in the last minute of the FA cup.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	I don't have a wankcam.
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Has he counted to 10 yet? Do I get up and fight or throw the towel in.
Your Best Physical Feature:	Elbows.
Your Bedtime:	I am not six years old.
Your Most Missed Memory:	Everything before the electro-convulsive-treatment.
Pepsi or Coke:	I preferred Wham!
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Slashing my own throat with a blunt spoon.
Single or Group Dates:	Figs rather than dates any day.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Cream Tea, I am in fact Miss Marple.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	This is a sexual reference right?
Cappuccino or Coffee:	If it ain't espresso then it's gay.
Do you Smoke:	I like to think I smoulder rather than smoke.
Do you Swear:	Does a fucking bear shit in the cunting woods?
Do you Sing:	I am right now.
Do you Shower Daily:	No.
Have you Been in Love:	I have been in gloves, does that count?
Do you want to go to College:	Yes, I think I left my mobile phone there.
Do you want to get Married:	No, but I probably will for a laugh.
Do you belive in yourself:	I believe I can spell believe.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	I get 'original motion picture soundtrack' sickness.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Nice ass, great tits..I could be a lot worse.
Are you a Health Freak:	If I sit on my ass all day reading Black's Medical Dictionary does that make me a health freak?
Do you get along with your Parents:	A long what?
Do you like Thunderstorms:	<--- What pretentious nonsense. I like them if I am inside and warm but not if I am in Malaysia and my village is being washed away.
*Do you play an Instrument:*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	No, I injected it.
In the past month have you Smoked:	No, but I was fuming when I stubbed my toe on a doorstop.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	I am a diabetic.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	I left my house once on the 17th September.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	I have been to a maul.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Isn't Oreos a Greek God?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Does sushi need an upper case 'S', is it a brand name now?
In the past month have you been on Stage:	I was in a wing three weeks ago.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Do I look like the kinda girl who gets dumped?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No, I went with a fat bloke.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Money.
Ever been Drunk:	No, I am a devout Muslm.
Ever been called a Tease:	Yes, when I wear my bikini to the mosque.
Ever been Beaten up:	Yes, when I wear my bikini to the mosque.
Ever Shoplifted:	No, but I could probably lift a hotdog cart, I am not strong enough for shops yet.
How do you want to Die:	I want to be aborted but I am guessing it is too late.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Bob Hope.
What country would you most like to Visit:	Chad.
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Albino pink.
Favourite Hair Color:	Attention seeking.
Short or Long Hair:	Longer than short, shorter than long.
Height:	Yes, some.
Weight:	Loads
Best Clothing Style:	Medieval serf.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	48
Number of CDs I own:	0.78 (the CD burner fucked up).
Number of Piercings:	One in each toe.
Number of Tattoos:	I went to the Edinburgh Militart tattoo just once, but it was great and I'd go again.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	One..this survey.
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Johnathan	Dec 17 2009 8:15 PM Optimist vs. Pessimist Christmas A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on the twins’ birthday their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends will be jealous, I’ll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I’ll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.” answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin’s room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!”
Thong Magazine	Dec 17 2009 8:44 PM Thanx 4 the add
Travieso	Dec 17 2009 7:28 PM Hey watz up thanx for the adddddddd. Stop by my page and check it out.... DONT BE A STRANGER
Pete	Dec 17 2009 6:33 PM Hey thanks 4 accepting.x
DJ NAIPE	Dec 17 2009 5:24 PM kiss tank add.
StepHie(12/11/09)	Dec 17 2009 5:35 PM Hey sexy..whats up how are you
Big Ken	Dec 17 2009 5:35 PM Just bouncin around the ol Myspace showin some love ..."O}~
SAVAGE LIFE,KO MANAGEMENT	Dec 17 2009 5:36 PM HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!
Matt	Dec 17 2009 5:40 PM Just Stopping By To Say Happy Holidays?
Kristanna Loken Fansite	Dec 17 2009 5:11 PM Thanks for he add.
t.sanchez #20	Dec 17 2009 4:35 PM you are sexey!
(\/)ississippi Be@sT (Z-FLO'S UNCL3) $(\/)ississippi Be@sT (Z-FLO'S UNCL3)$	Dec 17 2009 4:37 PM Hey Chloe!
Vic	Dec 17 2009 4:31 PM Thanks for the love, sweetie. Hit me up anytime. Love to get to know you. v
~da spaniard~	Dec 17 2009 4:24 PM Just droppn in 2 show sum luv.Have a great weekend..
Prince Kevin Antonio	Dec 17 2009 4:27 PM Showing love Babe. ♥
Man	Dec 17 2009 4:16 PM good lookin on the add sexy
Antonio J.Plissken aka (The Godfather)	Dec 17 2009 3:40 PM Thanks a lot for adding me!!!
Ara	Dec 17 2009 3:46 PM hai..............
BOOGIE MUNSTER (FRONTLINE A.K.A. BLACK OSAMA)	Dec 17 2009 3:53 PM JUST PASSIN BY SUP WITH YOU
Cracka'	Dec 17 2009 3:27 PM Get over here and tie my shoes... BUNNY EARS!!!!!!!11 BUNNY EARS!!!!!!
michael	Dec 17 2009 3:03 PM Mmmmmmm..looking delicious
Antonio	Dec 17 2009 2:45 PM hi cutie how are you?
ßeauty2/6 ill b 18	Dec 17 2009 1:31 PM Showin love,,comment pics,, love will b returned,, ipromise!!!
michael	Dec 17 2009 1:48 PM sending you some love from cleveland mike
Forever In Darkness	Dec 17 2009 11:55 AM thaks for the add

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