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THE FACTS

My real name is Tom which means twins (coincidentally matching my Gemini starsign).

I am colourblind.

I was once bitten by a tiger.

On November 15th 2004 I was in the right place at the right time.

Hello, by the way

My third favourite drink is Somerfield Tropical Juice.

I like eating Bran Flakes at night.

I attract the mentally ill in the street and gay men in clubs. Sometimes vice versa.

I drink an average of five pints of tea a day.

I once met the guy who won the Redditch Games Workshop Curry eating contest.

This myspace is designed by my friend Ellie.

I design a different myspace.

I love ants.

I said I'd never get a myspace.

I have a degree in aerospace engineering.

I love shit movies and great films.

I often type form instead of from and spellcheck doesn't pick up on it.

I live with four guitars named Susanne, Berdache, Corrina and roxy.

I like what you've done with your hair.

I prefer yes to no.

I quit drink on June 3rd 2004.

When stuff rhymes it's often true.

I have the world's smallest tongue. My girlfriend has the largest. We fit.

I once had my garage stolen.

I am the only person to ever get beaten up at Wigmore Library.

When I was two I broke my Gran's back.

I was expelled from high school.

I wouldn't change a second of my life.

Something happens to me on October 29th each year.

My favourite colour is red.

I like sports that don't involve much movement.

I once wrote 12,000 words about oil but I'm not allowed to talk about it.

I appear in Danny Wallace's 'Join Me' book, three music videos and a BBC documentary.

On March 26th 2005 I met the most amazing person in the world.