Chops Mc Clintock of THE KRANK DADDIES: General Info
Member Since
1/13/2006
Band Members
Founding Member: CHOPS MC CLINTOCK - big guitars and straining vocals.....Kernel Velvet - Bass, backing vocals and yelling!! ......Steve Underwood-Drum pounding Machine!!
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Influences
Many, from Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Eddie Cochran, Johnny Cash,Mike Ness to The Ramones, Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop, Brian Setzer, Jim Heath, Rob Zombie, Social Distortion, Subtle Bitch, MANY MANY more. Throw some lounge stuff in, Dean Martin and Tom Jones. Lots of heavy loud pounding fast driving music. It all makes me feel like i am under the influence!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds Like
50's hardrock/ punk with a touch of surf and a lot of stupidty
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..i was born. did stuff when i was a kid. i was kinda stupid when i was a kid, but i learned a lot from the neighbor girl. she started fondling me when i was about 7. she still does from time to time.
i started playing my dad's 3 string guitar when i was, oh i don't know probably right around my first fondling. the guitar had 6 string turner things on it, but my dad only kept 3 strings on it. he said 6 stringers are for show offs and fancy pickin boys. I liiked collecting rocks and bones (fossils) when i was a kid. still do. when i was 13 i started my career as a juvenile delinquent. i was in and out of juvy homes for the next 4 years. i burned the neighbor's (old man whacker) barn down. no animals were hurt or killed. old man whacker always kept burnt animals in his barn. When i was 17 i did a 3 month stint for messing around with sheep. i was fossil digging on some old guy's farm. he called the sherriff. i was arrested for trespassing and digging up stuff. they found sperm on a sheep. said it was mine. it wasn't even the right texture or color! i was later cleared of sheep tapping but during that time, i met some guys. i formed my first psychobilly band. the world famous THROTTLE KINGS. we traveled the world for several years. played where we could. i met a hot broad who worked part time at a slaughter house we were playing at. she turned out to be "The Sweet Bitch" the original bass player for the band The Allstar Sluts. she later formed girl band Leather Ass Bitch with members from Subtle Bitch (a rival bitch band). many things happened during the 4 years we were together, but The Sweet Bitch was killed in a bazaar meat packing incident at the slaughter house. rumor has it that her nipples got caught in the meat packing machine and she got sucked in and became hamburger (ground round $1.29 lb.) members of Subtle Bitch were seen hanging around the slaughter house that day. it was never investigated. it broke my heart and not just because she had great funbags (boobs), and big nipples, and a fantastic ass, and beautiful legs, and made great amateur porn....did i mention she was mute? Shortly after this period in my life, i became kinda mental and started forming other personalities. i became LENNY VEE in the band NIKKI FOXX (Lee Razor ROCKS!)....after that period i helped form punk metal band THE FUZZY GRAPES (2 cds: FUZZY GRAPES and CIRCLE OF SHIT)....i then joined The World Famous CHEESE-PIZZA TAVERN TOUR band and became VIC "THE GRIP" BENELLI.....during this time i also became VINNIE "THE CLAMP" GINELLI of the lounge act THE SWINGING GINELLIS.....and also LUCKY ROLLINDICE member of rockabilly band THE ILLEGITIMATE SONS....and also LEN VITALE in country rock band SLICK ADAMS out of Ottawa, Ill......after taking a deep breath, i am now proud to say i am founding member of the psychobilly band THE KRANK DADDIES.... I AM CHOPS MC CLINTOCK!!!! learn more about THE KRANK DADDIES and CHOPS MC CLINTOCK (BIG DADDY KRANK) in the weeks to come....tour dates, the 1st CD, t-shirts and other merch will be available soon....i am writing "The Chops Mc Clintock Story" and hopefully the book will be out by fall of 2016....negotiations are also in the works for possible CHOPS MC CLINTOCK movie!
ps. don't be gettin knocked up..
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Chops--you are a hateful man. I want my money and my girl and my dog and my bass back. You can keep the cat and hotdogs. We'll settle this at Rascals in Moline Il. Nov. 28.
We'd like to let you know that we just uploaded yet another new song, it's called "Kill Reality" & if you're fed up with the bullshit generated by today's media, fashion & entertainment, you might be in the mood to hear this one.
Oh yah know just hanging out in kansas, working at a coffee shop and getting ready for culinary school, how are you? Did you get to play with the nekromantix?!
hey chops!! Ya i'll be back but i dont know when it all depends on if i like this new job or not. But im leaving a week from tomorrow(sunday) So I will be at your show on friday!! You gots to hook it up its going to be my going away bash!
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For you my friend...beautiful acoustic version...just remember.."I never cry"