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I'm a former youth minister. I now work for a computer company in Customer Care. It's not the glamourous job that I envisioned it to be, but it pays the bills and is another step toward a career as an IT manager. Besides, it's only a matter of time before I'm crowned the Polka King of Central Texas!!

I'm married to the most beautiful gal in the world who has given me the greatest two sons a father could ever ask for.

I'm a freak for movies and alternative rock and heavy metal. You just can't go wrong with Weezer, Foo Fighters, and Velvet Revolver.

I still wouldn't mind meeting Dave Grohl, but I wouldn't call it an absolute moral imperative.

Instead, I'd like to meet and slap around the moron who said, "The customer is always right." Does this also take into account people who order a 5 lb laptop and complain it's too heavy when they've four times that amount hanging around their waist? Honestly, I just don't understand how some people can successfully navigate their way out of bed... especially New Jersey folks!

I digress.