I spend a lot of time in the library. Don’t get me wrong; I’m not there for the books. Books are for table balancing and throwing at birds. I go for the air conditioning and the smell. Libraries smell good. It almost makes me want to like books, but not quite. Anyway, there’re a lot of kids at the library -- maybe it’s summer school or something – and these kids talk like I’ve never heard before. It’s like a secret street language and I want in. They say stuff like “that dude got clowned” and “he got that swag when he walks.” I want to know what the hell these kids are talking about, but they won’t tell me. I’ve tried going up to the kids to talk about the phrases, but they get kind of freaked out by me. Just wait until they need an ID – then we’ll see who’s running away and telling the librarians.
Of course, I also enjoy Legos, Cleaning my garage after my friends destroy it with Trannys, Turbos, and miscellaneous crap, love me some food, thumb wrestling, taking care of the wifey with child, and making money when I can, but that kind of info is boring and not worth rading about. Vote for Pedro, and Matt Schaub sucks!
Music
I want to say I was about four years old when I fell in love with music. My memory’s not great, so it could have been anywhere between four and fourteen, but I think it was closer to four. I was hanging out in an old abandoned salvage yard in S.W.A.T. (South West Alief Texas) and I came across a bunch of old bumpers lying on the ground. At that age, I used to walk around with a bunch of sticks in my back pocket in case I ever needed something to throw. When I saw those bumpers, I don’t know what came over me, but I knew that I had to take out a pair of sticks and start banging away.
From the instant my sticks hit that metal, I was hooked. I pounded out beat after beat, dancing and singing along. I loved it. The music jumped into my body like a venereal disease from a hooker. I stayed in that junk yard for hours and hours just banging away. The next day, I came back and started right up where I left off. I made up songs about everything: jump ropes, corn, beaver skin hats. Nothing was off limits.
About a week later, I saw an old man playing a beat-up guitar on the street. I watched him for a while, trying to learn what he was doing as I stood there. After about an hour, he said he had to go to the can and asked me to watch his instrument. I gladly agreed. When he left to go to the bathroom, I snatched the guitar and ran all the way to the salvage yard. It was the first thing I had ever stolen and on that day, I said to myself “Music and thieving are going to be the biggest things in your life” and you know what? They still are.
So basically I like anything good, just don't blare any country in my direction because it does nothing for me. J.M.O. but I rather listen to the theme song to Fraggle Rock, It calms me out.
Movies
House of a 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, Fight Club, Anchor Man, Pirates, The Goonies, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Iron Man was the shit, 21, Gladiator, and many many more.
Television
Lost, Heroes, The Office, I watch a lot of other T.V. shows but those are the ones I try not to miss.
Books
Didn't you read what I typed in my General info section? Books are only good for table balancing and throwing at birds. But if you must know I do hold a collection of great books dear to me. Go Dog Go will always be my favorite. I also enjoy the series of Where's Waldo, which I have spent many hours enjoying during reading time in school. If it takes longer than 2 hours to read then Miramax should turn it into a movie.
Heroes
I don't have Heroes because I am a Hero. I’m Batman. At least that’s what I tell women in bars after a few rounds. It’s a great pick-up line because they have no way of knowing if it’s true or not. Sure, they have a 99% chance of knowing that you’re not Batman, but it’s that 1% that gives you the in.
What you’re really looking for is the lady that wants to argue with you about how much you’re not Batman. Those are the broads that end up in bed with you later on yelling “Yes, Batman! Show me your utility belt!” It works every time. It also helps to have a utility belt with you because up until that point, she may still not believe you’re Batman, but when you produce the utility belt, you send her head spinning.
I’ve gone for rolls in the hay and it is nothing like sex. I am kind of a big deal. I figured I would type some random crap in here to see if anyone actually reads this stuff when their are so many great things you can use the internet for. What the fuck is the internet you ask? The internet is useful information tool that allows you to explore great things around the world, such as watching videos of monkeys sniffing their fingers after they stick it up their butts, or for sending funny pictures to your friends and coworkers. Besides that, the internet is pretty much useless. My name is Chris and i am a PC. If you are still reading on then I guess I am more entertaining then I thought or you are at work and have nothing better to do then play on here all day instead of being productive. Don't be alarmed for you are not alone. Take a glance around the office and notice the herd of sheep that will sit there until they are told what to do by their superior. Of course you could be using this time to handle personal issues such as paying bills online shopping for cheaper insurance rates or looking up tasty recipes ideas from Martha Stewart Kitchen. But all and all, you s hould at least look like you are working. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Denver The Last Dinosaur, hes my friend and a whole lot more. Jesus seems like a laid back guy. Adam Sandler of course, Will Ferrell on a sober day, Kermit the frog, Dwight Schrute and his cousin Mos,
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