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Chris Coltrane
Stand-Up / Alternative
Chris Coltrane Male
27 years old
London
United Kingdom



Last Login: 12/13/2009
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    Chris Coltrane's Interests
MusicWaaaay too much to list! But I adore electropop, and have a particularly soft spot for electropop, twee indie, hip-hop, anti-folk, punk, goth, industrial, italo disco, eurobeat, post-rock, trip-hop, electroclash, dark country, blues, and anything that features a harp.
MoviesAmelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Hard Candy, High Fidelity, Hot Fuzz, Moon Child, Network, Requiem for a Dream, Secretary, The Aristocrats, The Talented Mr. Ripley, V For Vendetta, Withnail and I
TelevisionA Bit of Fry and Laurie, Absolute Power, Asylum, A Touch of Frost, Battlestar Galactica, Big Train, Black Books, Brass Eye, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, Clerks (The Cartoon), Curb your Enthusiasm, Director's Commentary, Father Ted, Fist of Fun, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Gokusen, Green Wing, Hana Yori Dango, How Do You Want Me, Invader Zim, Jam, Jeeves & Wooster, Jigoku Shoujo, Kimi wa Petto, Kurosagi, League of Gentlemen, Look Around You, Modern Toss, Monkey Dust, Nathan Barley, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Newman and Baddiel in Pieces, Nighty Night, People Like Us, Police Squad, Snuff Box, Sooty & Company, Spaced, Star Stories, Strangers With Candy, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, That Mitchell and Webb Look, The Armando Iannucci Show, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Day Today, The IT Crowd, The Larry Sander's Show, The Mark Steel Lectures, The Mark Thomas Product, The Mary Whitehouse Experience, The Message, The Mighty Boosh, The Thick of It, This Morning With Richard Not Judy, Time Trumpet, Twin Peaks, Yes Minister.
BooksFlat Earth News, 1984, Gulliver's Travels, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The God Delusion, and anything written by Mark Steel, Carl Sagan or Stephen Fry.

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Status:Single
Orientation:Bi
Body type:0' 1"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:I don't want kids


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About me:
Hello Jeff! I'm Chris, and I do stand-up comedy.

Mostly I talk about politics, bringing horrifying scandal to people's attention (but in a funny way!), and trying to inspire the audience to start the revolution. But sometimes I like to be a bit more silly, surreal, dark or weird, as the mood takes me. I also love writing sketches, MCing, and generally talking nonsense.

I started in October 2006, and between then and the end of 2007 I did about 150 gigs. I took a break to save up some money and write a book, and now I'm getting back into it again. "Ooh, how exciting!" - yes, you're correct!

I don't use MySpace much, on account of it being owned by Rupert Murdoch. I tend to blog more than I use this site, so if you fancy it, please give it a read at www.chriscoltrane.com.

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Back in 2007, I ran a comedy night in Camden called The After School Club. It was a night dedicated to anything outside of the mainstream - silly, surreal, weird, wonderful, offensive, strange, playful, political, intelligent, experimental and fun. Essentially, for anything that Jongleurs would hate. Once I've found a venue, I'll definitely be starting it up again. Go to myspace.com/afterschoolcomedy and add it to your friends list!

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Who I'd like to meet:
Miscreants, vagabonds, neer-do-wells, instigators, agitators, and all-round "Fun Steves".

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Hannah.

Hannah Walker



Sep 16 2008 2:57 PM

'lo you. =)
How goes it?
x
Hannah.

Hannah Walker



Sep 16 2008 2:57 PM

'lo you. =)
How goes it?
x
The Lost Levels

The Lost Levels



Sep 18 2008 12:10 AM

Hey. Thats really great. We are touched. Thanks very much. Just wait until you see our music video for the early sheets
gavin osborn

gavin osborn



Aug 10 2008 5:46 PM

you're a marvel. thanks for that. i'm sure burning your friend a copy would've been fine but you've gone above and beyond the call of duty. thanks again. hope all's well.
swingingfrenchybambi

swingingfrenchybambi



May 22 2008 5:17 PM

hahhaha hopefully not cos im more 60s ;DDDDDD like LIO is she fr 60s hehe
swingingfrenchybambi

swingingfrenchybambi



May 22 2008 4:53 PM

got some party dresses today wowo cant wait to dance to italiano disco, disco house together hehe would be even better if cloetta paris wil b dj hehehe prob not maybe we soon needa make a set of our own choices of music and ur stand up comedy in the hyde park sunday lol will email u soon hehe
swingingfrenchybambi

swingingfrenchybambi



May 19 2008 7:42 AM

hhehee... leonard cohen is the man of dreamers u ll like him a lot watching more videos on u tube ;DDDDDDD
swingingfrenchybambi

swingingfrenchybambi



May 7 2008 2:00 PM

do u think i will miss it hehehe! im a super dupey fan!!
swingingfrenchybambi

swingingfrenchybambi



May 2 2008 6:39 AM

wow i dont know if i can go myself if so i d love to meet u!!! im diggin so many cloetta and action biker and of cos many electro- do u like tom tom club???
Holly Dodson

Holly Dodson



May 1 2008 8:00 PM

Thanks so much for adding/your lovely comment!
-Holly
swingingfrenchybambi

swingingfrenchybambi



May 1 2008 8:00 AM

my god action biker, cloetta paris and sally shaprio who else can beat myhearts further? u say? ;D yeah!
♣Mademoiselle Absinthe♣

Francesca Moffett



Apr 29 2008 6:02 PM

Hi

I don't think we've met before. I'm mostly in Ireland and only venture over to London twice a year.
♣Mademoiselle Absinthe♣

Francesca Moffett



Apr 29 2008 5:29 PM

Thanks for the add!
Pippa Evans

Pippa Evans



Apr 16 2008 8:58 PM

Thank you Chris! See you again!
Marshmallow Factory

Marshmallow Factory



Apr 8 2008 5:00 PM

Aww, myspace did the same thing to me! Yeah I noticed you'd been working loads and loads recently. It'll all be worth it in the end though, when you're free to move back to London! I've been doing the usual, going out and getting hammered for the lols sake. I also had my first shisha/hookah tonight - it was interesting, though I'd not go too often - I always swore I'd never smoke! Oh noes!
Less partying is to be had soon though - class registration starts up tomorrow. Boo!
swingingfrenchybambi

swingingfrenchybambi



Apr 7 2008 8:05 AM

i like italiano disco! do u know the party we ve got europe? they have dutch pop french pop and italiano disco! i always wanna go!!!! maybe one day we can hit that together!!!!!! whats ur work now? hehe no standup comedy?
swingingfrenchybambi

swingingfrenchybambi



Apr 7 2008 8:04 AM

hehe im now still in hong kong very stuck! where do u live now? london is pretty tough and difficult to find a place to move in to!!!!!!! and i recommend u to check action biker surely u will like so much and nixon shd be on her top friend hehe!!! and whats more... hmm... i am digging sally shapiro now hehe!
Johan Agebjörn

Johan Agebjörn



Mar 31 2008 10:38 AM

Thanks for the nice words!
/Johan.
swingingfrenchybambi

swingingfrenchybambi



Apr 7 2008 7:43 AM

hehe u know i really like comedy! i studied american drama before and did a grad show with it its awesome to take part in comedy! if u havent checked out i d love to recommend this play a language of their own! superb!! and also do u like nixon, sally shapiro, and many good stuff!!!check my myspace top friends hehe!!!! many cool swedish pop and my friend pop and cherries' has the best music recommendation ever!!!! have u had any show coming up??? i like camden!!! shd u go to camden crawls!!! hehe
Marshmallow Factory

Marshmallow Factory



Mar 11 2008 7:28 PM

I'm not sure I want to take your advice and grab any men by the horn! Scary men keep adding me on here - WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Also, how are you - not spoken to you in ages!
Sian

Sian



Dec 28 2007 2:11 AM

HAY MY NAME IS DJ FANTASY U SEEM COOL LETS GO 4 A DRINK SOME TIME. CHECK OUT MY NEW VIDS. PEACE.

Oh no, Myspace has eaten my brain! It's like cancer, but with targeted advertising and rubbish 'glitter' GIFs.
Sian

Sian



Dec 28 2007 1:43 AM

You are online and so am I! For great justice..
FANCH

FANCH



Oct 29 2007 9:25 PM

Hi Chris !
Here you are my friend !
How are you doing ? It was a pleasure to meet you last week in London.
Take care, and see you next !
Is there any funny scary red halloween around ? lol !
Amy

Amy Knight



Oct 22 2007 11:55 AM

Aww, I think bin's can be artistic!?
(wheelie perhaps...?)

Thanks, I'm tempted to become 'Old Gregg' for halloween again this year.... walk the streets scaring people! hehe
S Le P Kane

S Le P Kane



Oct 10 2007 11:19 AM

Chow, ragazzo.
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