Chris (Chris Noble)

Chris

www.myspace.com/chris_noble

You can never go back, and the answer is no, and wishing for it only makes it bleed.Posted at 3:44 PM Oct 6 view more

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Chris Noble
38 / Male
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, US
Last Login: 11/24/2009

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Music Player

Interests

General
YOUR GODDAMN CAMSITE. SEND ME MORE LINKS OF YOUR GODDAMN CAM SITE, YOU BARELY LEGAL HORNY SCHOOLGIRL, YOU.
Music
I hate your band.
Movies
You want to know what movies I like? Do you? Oh yeah, I bet you do. I'll give them to you, yeah, you ready for them? The Godfather. That's right. Fight Club. Uh-huh. You like that, don't you? Hot Fuzz. That's it, baby, take it. Goodfellas. Oh yes, you ready? You ready for it? Here it comes, baby... THE PIANO! THE PIANO! THE GODDAMNED PIANO!!! Oh, God!... hey, um. Hey, I'm sorry. I mean, you know, that was... I mean, you know, we were just... it was just a thing, you know, a- a game... please don't be like that... um. Maybe... maybe I should go now. I'll- I'll just go. Okay? Uh, well, it was, um, y'know... ...call me, okay?
Television
I watch CSI, because, if you stand up, you can see right down Marge Helgenberger's shirt.
Books
Books about how Jesus is real, and the Earth is flat, and how aliens built the QuickTrip on the corner of 15th street and 1st Avenue, and how people can bend spoons by staring at them real hard, and astrology, and how microscopic elves live in my lower intestine, and they hammer away at glops of food, like cute little shit-miners, and I try to keep an open mind, and I am a "free thinker", and "free-thinker" means FUCKING SHIT HEAD, AND YES THIS IS A FUCKING RANT.
Heroes

Details

Status: Divorced
Hometown: Twin Peaks
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 1' 2" / More to love!
Ethnicity: East Indian
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Smoke: Yes
Education: Some college
Occupation: HATE.

Latest Blog Entries

Feb 15, 2009 4:03 AM A Candy Colored Clown They Call the Sandman
Jan 17, 2009 8:50 PM No Little, and Quite Some
Jan 16, 2009 2:31 AM Naybe It's Another Drill
Jan 10, 2009 3:05 AM From the Engineers Who Brought You The Space Shuttle Columbia
Jan 7, 2009 6:18 AM IMHOIIRCFUFUFUFU

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About me:

Apparently, I need to reiterate something. Hearts, sparkly words, sparkly hearts, a sparkly word that spells "HEART!" or "LOVE!" or anysuchshit... these are things that I hate. Not just the words, or shapes, or sparkles, but the loathsome concepts they represent. That is correct: I hate "love". I hate pink. I hate unicorns. I hate fluffy. I am a prick. I am 100%, Grade "A" Douchebag. I enjoy being one. It gives me an almost sexual pleasure. If you leave me these things, I will not only send you the bloody heart of a unicorn 4th class mail, but I will also send you the audio recording of its dying screams as I am removing said organ with my teeth, and polaroids of me fucking its chest wound.

Who I'd like to meet:

Comments

momma e

Mar 26 2009 12:36 PM

So what's up with you?
Jake McVey

Mar 8 2009 9:19 PM

Save the Date - March 18th - come join me for a great night of music & support a great benefit...

...hope to see you there!

www. JakeMcVey. com
White Teeth Woodland Fa…

Feb 27 2009 9:54 PM

MySpace Thanks For The Add Comments
momma e

Feb 17 2009 6:49 PM

You have no idea how much I needed that today!
rebeccaRebecca Hinojosa- Soto

Jan 9 2009 3:52 AM

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momma e

Jan 7 2009 2:31 PM

I knew I could count on you to make my extreme feeling of hatred subside for just a little while... I miss those days outside on the side of the building talking about blowing someone or something up. I think my extreme feeling of hate is because I no longer get it out of my system on a daily basis.
momma e

Oct 30 2008 2:46 PM

Dude, that would be an awesome Christmas present, especially if the coke came with it!
Chris

Aug 28 2008 11:39 PM

You coming to the show Saturday? My 30th birthday and all. It's an early show, so you can get home in time to jack off and still get a full 7 hours sleep. Seven O' the clock, sukka, Picador. Do I have to spam your comments with one of them interweb flyers? 'Cause I'll do it.
momma e

Aug 15 2008 8:05 PM

Happy Fucking Friday!
Chris

Aug 15 2008 1:45 AM

http://www. theonion. com/content/news/local_idiot_to_post_comment_on
Wolf DoveMegan Ryan

Aug 8 2008 8:58 PM

Could you look anymore pleased?
momma e

Jul 17 2008 4:39 PM

Happy early fucking birthday! How's everything in your world?
Chris

Jul 7 2008 7:12 PM

Also, Jordan and my metal band is playing our first show on July 18th. It's a Friday. You have to come to that, too, or the junk stuff again. You can copy and paste the threat from below.
Chris

Jul 7 2008 7:10 PM

I haven't forgotten about our project, you lazy fuck. You're either gonna work on something with me or I'm gonna carve an ornate drawing of the most beautiful set of junk on your chest you've ever seen.
momma e

May 14 2008 12:45 AM

Love the new pic, I can't wait until I'm there...
momma e

Apr 25 2008 3:49 PM

So I see your back online. You'll have to drop me a line to keep me entertained every once in a while.
Wolf DoveMegan Ryan

Apr 25 2008 4:05 AM

GINORMUS GOAT PENIS RULES!!
John

Feb 12 2008 4:36 AM

Hey man long time no chat, sorry about that it's my fault. How's life and what's new? I'd like to be more profound than that but unfortunately my civil procedure and health text books are yelling at me to get the fuck back to work. Anyway, drop me a line.
Wolf DoveMegan Ryan

Feb 8 2008 2:34 AM

I am super glad you had a good time at the show! Keep in touch! One day, we will kill again.
momma e

Oct 21 2007 3:43 PM

I'm going though chris withdrawl right now. It's been almost an intire 72 hours since we've been able to bitch about something together and wish death upon someone.
Chris

Jul 20 2007 1:36 PM

That's not fair. You triple dog dared me.
Chris

Jul 18 2007 2:32 PM

Hold your hair back...that's a joke. I"m betting you have three beers and go to sleep with your head on the bar.
John

Jul 7 2007 6:59 PM

This is so you
John

May 24 2007 2:20 AM

That's right bitch
Brooke

May 13 2007 7:30 PM

Myspace Graphics

I thought of you when I saw this! It doesn't sparkle but it's pink! Real men wear pink.