Dudes! Spruce up my page? Hunh? I was born hungry and sleepy. I ain't go no time for no SPRUCING UP! ;) Hey trabajo bueno on the radio play...we listened here at the Stucco Hacienda. Bliss!
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing what-so-ever about golf, greeting him, completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
“Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir,” says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
“What are those?” asks the attendant.
“They’re called tees,” replies Tiger.
“Well, what on the good earth are they for?” inquires the Irishman.
“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving,” says Tiger.
“Feckin Jaysus,” says the Irishman, “BMW tinks of everything!”
HEY GUYS MISS YOU GUYS EL PASO HAS A GOOD ROCK BUT THEY DON'T HAVE DJ LIKE YOU MISS YOU HOPE WHEN I COME HOME TO VISIT YOU AND VIKKI ARE STILL THERE AND TUESDAY IS GONE. TAKE CARE YOU GUS ROCK MAN
Good Morning! I think the powers that be, are idiots! They should have you on until 10, not 9. That sucks. Hell maybe you should be on until 1130 when big Rick takes over. Just my opinion, for what that is worth!!
