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Chris Castles
Stand-Up / Explicit/Raw / MC/Hosts
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26 years old
New York City, Los Angeles, Eugene, OR
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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Websitechriscastles.com
InfluencesFruits and Vegetables
MembersSwollen
TV ShowsYou can catch me on Comcast On Demand, Local Programming, Comedy Open Mic. I do terribly! I also cameo in this short film about how haircuts can change your life.
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    Chris Castles's Interests
Musicmakes me dance on the inside.
TelevisionDon't kill your T.V., kill your bicycle, I like television!
Bookssuck when your drunk

     Chris Castles's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Eugene, Oregon
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:The oldest known to man.

   Chris Castles's Companies
Catatonic Studios
Eugne , Oregon US
Booking Agent
NW Division

Straight Gay Productions
Eugene, Oregon US
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About me:
My first video for your spying eyes, most of you probably don't want to watch all 16 min., but at least skip to the end and watch me burn these old bitches. Chris Castles @ Diablos 2/23/08

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Kira





Jul 14 2009 5:44 AM

Yeah....they thought you were funny....too bad you didn't mentioned the Horny Elephant that chased you in Thailand....
The Traceys





Jun 19 2009 2:05 AM

Thank you so Chris much for honoring us with your precious friendship.... We hope that you are having a wonderful evening and that the adventures of your Life feel like a ride on the mystery train of Pure Joy.....Thanks again......
Best Of Myspace Comedy





Jun 3 2009 4:33 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend. My good Catholic friend Brian McCarthy has a new show called Panty Droppers. In his show he talks about my two favorite subjects sex and liquor. .

Please check it out and visit his site

http://www.myspace.com/brianpmccarthy to tell him what you think of Panty Droppers!
The Blair St. Mugwumps





May 27 2009 1:17 AM

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T- Rish





Apr 4 2009 10:44 PM

the show was great last night! my stomach hurts from laughin so much:) let me know next time you have one
Abbey Jordan





Feb 14 2009 4:51 AM

Oh he is in the NW, eh?
I'm going to need a rundown of every comedy night in Portland and I'm sure you have that info... In Denver I was able to do 3-5 shows a week and I would like to continue on that path... so holla at yo gyrl.
Christina





Jan 25 2009 3:24 AM

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Bazil Rathbone





Jan 18 2009 3:31 AM

Im so glad you talked about springfields pee colored lights, it bothers the shit out of me.
Abbey Jordan





Jan 15 2009 7:55 PM

Hi Chris!

My comic friend from Denver is coming out to Portland to visit and is going to drop by the Harvey's open mic.

He is one of the funniest guys here and Denver has a great scene... you should check him out this weekend... good stuff.

He's on my top whatever thing
Adam Cayton-Holland.

Hope you're well.
Lauren M. Smith-Audio Engineer





Jan 10 2009 10:16 PM

I will record anything. I've actually done some live stand up recording.
Abbey Jordan





Nov 15 2008 8:08 PM

It was messy Chris. How else could it be?

Let's pretend we aren't having this convo, I don't want him to get upset.

How's the NW scene treating you? I will have you know that Denver is a much better city for stand up... I will know you have it.
Chelsea





Nov 7 2008 8:26 PM

You're one sexy bitch, you know that?
~Chateau de la Quiche~





Nov 6 2008 9:32 AM

Do u kno how much I love u? No I dont think u do(: xoxoxoxo
'Merican Pappy





Oct 31 2008 7:55 AM

This reminded me of you.
Spidey





Oct 10 2008 6:07 AM

Dude.. Whahooo!! I finally made it back to Eugene, super stoked. Just wanted to drop in and say hey, havent talked to you in a while so-- Hope all is well in da Port! Latesss.
serge





Oct 8 2008 8:27 PM

hahaha yer in a band!
Keep on rockin' in da freed werld.
Chelsea





Oct 2 2008 3:06 AM

You're in a band? You are a man of so many talents!!
Ash Bo Bash





Sep 28 2008 4:59 PM

Well we are just full of ourselves :) nothing wrong with that!
casey





Sep 28 2008 5:25 AM

what up nig, come to mc shanes
Ash Bo Bash





Sep 27 2008 6:58 PM

Hey not to mention I don't spill much either :) Well you can take down a beer like a champ haha
casey





Sep 24 2008 10:52 AM

oh and I forgot the jap girl is deaf/mute who drinks whiskey and pops xtc pills,
casey





Sep 24 2008 3:17 AM

Babel: Japanese girl that flashes her snatch everywhere and tries to fuck her dentist, a cop, all kinds of people....brad pitt makes out with his wife while she pees in a pan... this lil kid smokes these 2 cops... bout it, i give it 2 stars for the bukkake action
Chelsea





Sep 16 2008 1:18 AM

What's up Chris? How's the comedy going? I miss you and your shows a ton!
~Chateau de la Quiche~





Sep 15 2008 8:21 PM

Yes I do actually.....Whatchu need? (:
casey





Sep 9 2008 7:57 PM

metallica@rose garden nov11th.... but all I can find is $150-200 tickets???? suppose to be 88 Sunday too..... get at me
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