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  • Chris Clifford

  • 39 / Male
  • Hollywood, California, US
  • Last Login: 8/10/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Hockey/Softball/Acting/ Making fun of less fortunate people, fat women, religious people and the elderly for starters/ Visual Effects/Old timey magic/Magic in general, although the old stuff is cooler

  • Music

    Old School Rap (Before rap SUCKED! 1979-94) Beastie Boys/Run DMC/Public Enemy/3rd Bass/Kool G Rap/Tribe Called Quest/De la Soul/Geto Boys/Pretty Tone Capone/EPMD/NWA/Ice Cube & T/House of Pain/Lordz of Brooklyn/Pet Rock & CL Smooth/Chubb Rock/Big Daddy Kane/Biz Markie/Cypress Hill/Funkdoobiest/Audio Two~Top Billin'/Ministry/Marilyn Manson/Orgy/Three Sixes/Anything Rick Rubin touched/Jah Wobble/ The Police/The Cars/The Doors/Sigur Ros/Coldplay/Third Eye Blind/The Flys/Van Halen/Led Zeppelin/Fleetwood Mac/Steely Dan/Boston/The Eagles/Steve Miller Band/Jack Johnson/Def Leppard/Hall & Oates/(Sorry, I'm old!)The Submarines! All over the place!

  • Movies

    Eternal Sunshine BY FAR!/Bad Santa/ City of God/ Rushmore/ Living in Oblivion/ Lock, Stock, 2 Smoking Barrels/ All DAt AZZ 28/ Airplane!/Kiss Kiss Bang Bang/Harry Potter/Every Star Wars film/Lord of the Rings/Wonderland/American Psycho/Fight Club/The Life Aquatic/The Incredibles/Lemony Snicket/Pirates of the Carbbean 1-3/Free Enterprise/Casablanca/The Bank Dick/ and hundreds more!!!Beer League/The Prestige/The Illusionist/The Departed/The Science of Sleep/Stranger Than Fiction/Into the Blue/Little Children/Just Friends/Children of Men/Transformers/Man on the Moon/The Fountain/ANCHORMAN!

  • Television

    Venture Bros/ Family Guy/ Scrubs/ Looney Tunes/ Seinfeld/ Arrested Development/ Meerkat Manor/Futurama/American Dad/Jeff Corwin Experience/Robot Chicken/Chappelle's Show/The Office/My Name is Earl/Extras/Rome/Duck Dodgers/Sons & Daughters/DEXTER/Dresden Files/Burn Notice/The Shield/

  • Books

    Confederacy of Dunces/The Zombie Survival Guide/ On the Trail of the Tasmanian Tiger/ The Magician and the Cardsharp/The Areas of My Expertise/Cinefex/Bloom County/Calvin & Hobbes/The Far Side/The Onion/The GOD Delusion/The Counter Creationism Handbook/Happy Cruelty Day!/World War Z

  • Heroes

    Andy Kaufman/ Bill Maher/Dennis Leary/Bill Hicks/Phil Hartman/Christopher Hitchens/Tucker Max/Brad Bird/Shawn Ryan/Bill Murray/ Dennis Muren/ Ray Harryhausen/ Phil Tippett/ Wayne Gretzky/Del Close/Harry Houdini/Penn & Teller/Bill Hicks/Paul Harris/George Carlin/Lenny Bruce/Howard Stern/Tom Leykis/Earl Anthony/Tony Gwynn/Wes Anderson/Vida Guerra/Max Brooks/Richard Dawkins/John Hodgman/Mike from Brazil/Ryan Reynolds/Brad Pitt/Edward Norton/Danny DeVito/David Fincher/Matt Greoning/Nietzche/Larry David/Ricky Gervais

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: New York, NY
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 3" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Manager and occasional actor

Schools

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Blurbs

About me:

Reddish blonde Hair/ 1 Eye is bluish/ Other eye is greenish/ Size 14 shoe/ Actually quite funny/ Have appeared in approx 15 television commercials and modeled for J Crew/Damn good softball player/Professional Bowler 1990-94/Can actually dance for a lanky white boy although I would rather not/Always looking for a future ex-girlfriend/Love women of all colors..Think abortion should be able to be performed on children up to age 12...Dark sense of humor in case you are a complete idiot...See you at the MENSA meeting!

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone with similar interests...Or those who think they are much smarter than those around them....

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