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Chris Cubas
 Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-Up
Chris Cubas My motherfucker’s so cool when he goes to sleep sheep count HIM.

Male
32 years old
AUSTIN, TX
United States



Last Login: 11/19/2009
Mood: excited Mood Image
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   Chris Cubas's Comedian Bio
Bio "Brimming with a more-than-healthy dose of ‘what the hell is wrong with you people?!’ angst, Chris calls to mind Lewis Black’s societal rants combined with Richard Pryor’s deadpan delivery style. In other words, he’s a true original." - Amp Magazine 2008 "Touching on topics ranging from Sept. 11 to necrophilia, Chris Cubas was obviously comfortable on the stage. Cubas kept the crowd in hysterics with a blend of taboo topics and self-depreciation." -Eric Pulsifer, Austinist.com
WebsiteYou’re looking at it.
InfluencesRichard Pryor, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Bill Cosby, Louis CK, Patrice Oneal. Anyone funny and honest.
AlbumsPhotobucket

    Chris Cubas's Interests
GeneralI collect spores, molds, and fugus.
MusicPublic Enemy, Bad Religion, Bad Brains, The Lillingtons, Etta James, Jakcie Wilson, They Might Be Giants, X, Corn Mo, Those Legendary Shack Shakers, Brother Ali, MF DOOM, Dead Kennedys, Donnie, Immortal Technique, Old Crow Medicine Show, Bouncing Souls. Anything that doesn't suck and a few things that kinda do.
MoviesDawn of the Dead (The Original), Big Trouble in Little China, The Goonies, Midnight Run, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, Aliens, Seven Days in May, They Live, The Nightmare on Elm Street Series (especially parts 1, 3, and 7), Goodfellas, Blues Brothers. The list goes on and on.
TelevisionI watch way too much TV. My current obsessions include 30 Rock, The Office, Battlestar Galactica and anything show I can watch on DVD.

     Chris Cubas's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids


   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 3 2009 9:00P
Head Hunters Austin TX
Oct 9 2009 7:00P
Warehouse Music Venue San Antonia TX
Oct 13 2009 9:00P
Maxines Hot Springs AR
Oct 14 2009 7:00P
Sauced Oklahoma City OK
Oct 15 2009 9:00P
The Keystone Lougne Joplin MO
Oct 16 2009 9:00P
The Deluxe St. Louis MO
Oct 17 2009 9:00P
3rd St Dive Louisvill KY
Oct 18 2009 9:00P
Lanhuck’s Evansville IN
Oct 19 2009 9:00P
Reggie’s Chicago IL
Oct 20 2009 9:00P
Spitfire Saloon Cleveland OH
Oct 21 2009 9:00P
Smiling Moose Pittsburgh PA
Oct 22 2009 9:00P
Snapper Magees Kingston NY
Oct 23 2009 9:00P
Snapper Maggee’s Torrington CT
Oct 24 2009 7:00P
St. Bernards Bethlehem PA
Oct 24 2009 9:00P
Cousin Larry’s Danbury CT
Oct 25 2009 9:00P
St Bernard’s Bethlehem PA
Oct 26 2009 9:00P
The Sidebar Baltimore MD
Oct 27 2009 9:00P
The garage Winston-Salem NC
Oct 28 2009 9:00P
The New Brookland Tavern Columbia SC
Oct 29 2009 9:00P
Doozers Pub Jacksonville FL
Oct 30 2009 12:00P
The Fest 8 Gainsville FL
Oct 31 2009 12:00P
The Fest 8 Gainsville FL

Chris Cubas's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Tour Stories Pt 12 - Day 1 - 3  (view more)

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Movie Rules Vol. 1  (view more)

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   Chris Cubas's Blurbs
About me:
Season of the Witch+
Who I'd like to meet:
Cool people with beer money.

   Chris Cubas's Friend Space (Top 24)
Chris Cubas has 816 friends.
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 The F Bombers 


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 Snapper Magee's Torrington, CT 





Chris Cubas's Friends Comments
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NAPPY BOY (add me)

NAPPY BOY (add me)



 Oct 25 2009 1:00 AM

yo got disconnected for a sec how u been
popeye tango

Russell Austin



 Oct 25 2009 1:00 AM

I'm stoked for sunday
popeye tango

Russell Austin



 Oct 6 2009 7:02 AM

looking forward to see you guys in bethlehem
Texas Cutie

Texas Cutie



 Oct 5 2009 7:39 AM


Check out my page
http://www.wholikesu.net/photos/5271109.html?b=4&w=46



Let me know if you like me YES or NO
http://www.wholikesu.net/photos/5271109.html?b=4&w=46
JOE STAATS the 1st

Joseph Staats



 Sep 19 2009 12:15 AM

I'm not sayin' but I'm sayin...
JOE STAATS the 1st

Joseph Staats



 Sep 4 2009 3:30 PM


Alex KOOLAID Ansel

Alex KOOLAID Ansel



 Sep 2 2009 6:42 AM

looking forward to meeting and working with you tomorrow.
andréa™

andréa™



 Aug 19 2009 3:04 AM

I've noticed a trend with your pictures over time... you remind me of a black Wooly Willy.
Amanda

Amanda



 Aug 17 2009 3:40 PM

I'd say Raleigh doesn't count as the South either, but there's definitely a 3 story high Confederate soldier memorial on the lawn of the goddamn state capital building. So here's my defense instead:
Amanda

Amanda



 Aug 16 2009 2:38 PM

Look who's talking, Texas.
AmRev II

AmRev II



 Aug 14 2009 2:55 PM

AR2..

Yo, you should get our new CD. You would prolly like it.

13 brand new, previously unreleased Amrev songs on our

sophomore full length, ‘UNITY CREW’.  We got one track

off the record on our player entitled ‘Poppy Dependency’.

You can get the CD off of our Myspace page in our

Mail Order section.  It is $10 us + $2 shipping in the

continental U.S. Overseas and other shipping rates available

 by request as well as bulk discounts for distros. 

Thanks for your contribution to and support of DIY CULTURE.

Amrev 2

 
Emelie

Leeola Broussard



 Aug 12 2009 2:32 AM

Hey Chris, plaster yourself all over my page all you want. I don't mind a little self-promotion from you. Incredible show the other night!

~ Leelee
Eric Lincoln Hurst

Eric Lincoln Hurst



 Aug 12 2009 2:32 AM

Hey bro - had a killer time in Austin - see you soon...
Stepheroni

Stephanie Larsen



 Aug 6 2009 4:39 PM

yeah, im a lame-o.  didn't get off work in time to go to velveeta last weekend and have to work all this next weekend...  ugh.  prob make it back to austin in december?
Stepheroni

Stephanie Larsen



 Jul 31 2009 4:49 PM

ill prob be at the one on the 1st!
Stepheroni

Stephanie Larsen



 Jul 25 2009 3:54 PM

so define: "RAW and UNCENSORED" ...
JT Habersaat Standup Page

JT Habersaat Standup Page



 Jul 9 2009 1:39 AM

Photobucket
Amanda

Amanda



 Jun 15 2009 5:16 AM



Naturally, I thought of you.
Baronvonnmonkey

Alexander Hamilton



 Jun 10 2009 3:38 AM

I"m living in Austin now. I'll be hanging out at Lovejoy's on Thursday, come down and have a beer!
Photobucket
JT Habersaat Standup Page

JT Habersaat Standup Page



 Jun 3 2009 8:56 PM

awesome
JT Habersaat Standup Page

JT Habersaat Standup Page



 May 30 2009 3:01 PM

Hanora

Hanora



 May 13 2009 6:25 AM

... and yet you swallow. how does that work?
Turbo 350

Turbo 350



 May 5 2009 12:03 AM

It goes without saying but of course....
JT Habersaat Standup Page

JT Habersaat Standup Page



 May 11 2009 3:32 AM

here it is

DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
Debbie Meatstick

Debbie Meatstick



 May 1 2009 12:40 AM

Mr. Chris!! Dude i posted a crap load of photos from the Spiderhouse practice, please browse through them, and enjoy!

I love you,
Rodney
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