I'm east coast born. West coast raised. When I moved to Cali I learned the motherfucking game. M.O.B. I wear hoodies of various colors. Purple, yellow, blue, I want a pink one. I'll find it soon. I fuck with V-necks a lot. The chest hair's exposed, fuck it. I blow dry my hair because wet hair makes me wanna punch and kick. I'm gonna buy a Ferarri one day and do donuts outside this place called Jumpin' Java in Studio City. That's a daydream I have. Don't talk to me about sushi or cigars while eating sushi or smoking cigars. I should write a book that would be about this 16 year-old-kid who's old for his age and black people love him more than white people even though he's white. Man, it would be a bestseller. I could watch infomercials for a while while laughing. Especially that one with Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley. Chuck doesn't want to be there. But he is. Hysterical. Tupac Shakur is a genius. Camp Lo is dope. My brother Matt D'Elia is someone that I would run into fire for. I love him. ....................................................................................................................................
Hit me up on IM "chanksmith".
Who I'd like to meet:
Kate Beckinsale so we can have a baby. For real. This is no joke. I'd have a baby with her and love the kid and her and the three of us can take vacations.
If you want to come see me when I'm in town (Los Angeles) I'm at The Comedy Store a few times a week. It's on sunset. You can call the club at (323) 656-6225.
Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Hometown:Mars. Just kidding, not Mars.
Body type:6' 3" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Comedian and also Christina Aguilera's bodyguard
Interests
General
Outer space, bitches, bitches in outer space, and shoes.
Well, on one hand, there are good books. On the other hand, you have really boring, bad books. Bad books are the worst because they don't make you think about life or stimulate you creatively at all. But good books? You could read a good book and be entertained for almost 290 pages. One thing you could say when you're reading a really good book is something like, "This is a page turner," or, "It's hard to put this down."
