Chris D’Elia is originally from New Jersey. He started stand-up in Los Angeles.
Website
chrisdelia.com twitter.com/chrisdelia
Influences
JoKoy. Dov Davidoff. Brian Holtzman.
Members
Films
You can basically catch me in any thriller with Michael Douglas.
Albums
Coming soon.
Chris D'Elia's Interests
General
Outer space, bitches, bitches in outer space, and shoes.
Music
I like Tupac Shakur and Camp Lo and Phil Collins.
Movies
Fuck movies. I hate them more than robots.
Television
Infomercials.
Books
Well, on one hand, there are good books. On the other hand, you have really boring, bad books. Bad books are the worst because they don't make you think about life or stimulate you creatively at all. But good books? You could read a good book and be entertained for almost 290 pages. One thing you could say when you're reading a really good book is something like, "This is a page turner," or, "It's hard to put this down."
About me:
I'm east coast born. West coast raised. When I moved to Cali I learned the motherfucking game. M.O.B. I wear hoodies of various colors. Purple, yellow, blue, I want a pink one. I'll find it soon. I fuck with V-necks a lot. The chest hair's exposed, fuck it. I blow dry my hair because wet hair makes me wanna punch and kick. I'm gonna buy a Ferarri one day and do donuts outside this place called Jumpin' Java in Studio City. That's a daydream I have. Don't talk to me about sushi or cigars while eating sushi or smoking cigars. I should write a book that would be about this 16 year-old-kid who's old for his age and black people love him more than white people even though he's white. Man, it would be a bestseller. I could watch infomercials for a while while laughing. Especially that one with Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley. Chuck doesn't want to be there. But he is. Hysterical. Tupac Shakur is a genius. Camp Lo is dope. My brother Matt D'Elia is someone that I would run into fire for. I love him. ....................................................................................................................................
Hit me up on IM "chanksmith".
Who I'd like to meet: Kate Beckinsale so we can have a baby. For real. This is no joke. I'd have a baby with her and love the kid and her and the three of us can take vacations.
If you want to come see me when I'm in town (Los Angeles) I'm at The Comedy Store a few times a week. It's on sunset. You can call the club at (323) 656-6225.
I love your humor, i love outer space (Jupiter, Uranus,-teeheeheee-, Neptune....THE UNIVERSE on History Channel!!!), Tupac WAS a Genious!!!.....anyhow. If you're ever near Palm Springs or San Diego.....we should scope out the stars or just talk about the Uni/mini-verse while listening to Interpol. and other schtuff.....and do what comes naturally. or not. Sounds fun to me : P
dude. when you do that whole "seriouslyyy" thing and you end up up-side-down, i DIED when i saw that on "live at gotham". but whyyyyy isn't it online??? i try to show so many of my friends that but i can never find it. :(
Even though I didn';t get to see you stand on your head last night... it was funny watching you handle that heckler- who gave you shit over your plaid shirt... seriously- isn't there some kind of rule that men abide by RE: plaid shirts?
Don't get rid of that shirt- it could come in handy for future material!
Hey Chris....how are you? Just wanted to stop by to tell you that you were HILARIOUS last week here in Houston at the IMPROV. I really enjoyed your show BRO.....GOOD LUCK with EVERYTHING & I wish you ALL the SUCCESS!!!!
You were freakin hilarious the other night here in Houston! we can't stop laughing remembering your keanu reeves impression and the fave song and how you danced like a girl would for that song... HILARIOUS!! Can't wait to see your show again! Thanks!
So I definitely saw you on Live Nude Comedy like 15 minutes ago. Come to Michigan. I would kill to see you live! You're great. And pretty flexible! haha!
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