About me: I am currently performing improv with the ensemble cast at the SAK Comedy Lab in Orlando. I also own a tanning lotion distributing business and a home in Costa Rica. I also own two tax offices. I am 23 years old, but poised like a 42 year old, and appear to be a 26 year old. I once grew a beard to make me feel more like a man. I later tried to edit this paragraph because every sentence started with "I". I couldn't fix it and gave up.
Who I'd like to meet: I want to make love to you Anna Farris...
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