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Chris
Mainstream / Jokes / Stand-Up
"I hate quotation marks."

Male
80 years old
New York, NY
United States



Last Login:7/2/2008
Mood: weird Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/chrisdoucette  

   Chris's Comedian Bio
Websitechrisdoucettecomedy.com
TV ShowsFox News

    Chris's Interests
GeneralStand-up Comedy. And sugar. Sweet, sweet sugar.
MusicAny lesbian acoustic guitar music (Ani, Melissa, Indigos, etc.); White Stripes, Bright Eyes, Antony & The Johnsons, Rufus.
MoviesTrip To Bountiful, Babette's Feast, Talledega Nights, Star Wars (the first three - obviously), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Adventure In Babysitting, The Fox & The Hound, Finding Nemo, A Bug's Life.
TelevisionThe Wire, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Will & Grace, Friends, Fox News, Seinfeld, American Idol, Project Runway, Gummi Bears, Dungeons & Dragons, Thundercats, Smurfs.
BooksThe Dictionary. The Thesaurus. Michael Connelly's Harry Bosch mysteries. Any novel by Anne Tyler (because on the inside, I'm really a middle-aged housewife desperately seeking to justify everything I've sacrificed for the life I ended up with). The Golden Compass Trilogy (better than Harry Potter).
HeroesComedy Bookers. These tireless individuals work harder than anyone else in the industry and [as he wipes away a tear] they don't get the credit or the income that they deserve for the incredible work they do. Oh yeah, and Joseph Campbell. He's also a hero.
Groups: Stand-Up Comedy

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     Chris's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Body type:8' 5" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Occupation:Stand-up Comedian Extraordinaire


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   Chris's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a stand-up comedian. You can listen to my audio clips (even dial-up downloads instantly!) at www.chrisdoucettecomedy.com.

This world is full of surprises, and the stand-up comedy of Chris Doucette is no exception. Weighing in at 120 pounds and measuring under 5'7", Chris is living proof that big things really do come in small packages. He commands the stage with his sharp wit and creativity - Chris is endlessly original. Says one fan, "Chris is witty, creative, and endlessly original!" He has a knack for re-interpreting life through a series of perfectly logical mental steps, and the end result is side-splitting good fun. Says another fan, "It's side-splitting good fun!"

Based in New York City and Washington, DC, Chris is the author of two comic strips, Mortar and Pestle and Stick Figures. He is also a contributor to Apollonia This Week, a satirical online publication and DCstandup.com. Chris has performed all over country, including these fine establishments and organizations:

CLUBS: The DC Improv, Sal's Comedy Hole (NY), Wiseacres (VA), Baltimore Comedy Factory (MD), Gotham Comedy Club (NY), Riot Act Comedy Club (DC), and more.

EVENTS: Artscape Festival (feature), Charleston Comedy Festival (feature), Baltimore Comedy Festival (feature), Baltimore Block Party, and more.

ORGANIZATIONS: Global AIDS Alliance (DC), Rainbow Community Center (CA), DC's Difference Drummers, and more.

COLLEGES: Washington State University.
Who I'd like to meet:
The guy who's gonna manage all these f*cking websites. What's the deal with the Internet??

   Chris's Calendar ( View All )
Jun 30 2008 8:00P
Rubyfruit Jungle @ New York

   Chris's Friend Space (Top 7)
Chris has 112 friends.
 Splenda 


 Zach Toczynski 


 Jolene Sugarbaker 


 Tyler 


 Wesley 


 Sue 


 Cassandra Sings You To Sleep 





Chris's Friends Comments
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Leah Dubie





Jun 30 2008 10:23 AM

You're a lovely man and from what I saw, not a bad dancer. If only you were rocking vags. Wait...are you?!
H. Alan Scott





May 30 2008 9:30 AM

hey you, nice seeing you last night, great set! sorry i had to rush out. i really dug your play on "rock the vag.
"
Cassandra Sings You To Sleep





May 2 2008 9:35 AM

Cassandra Sings You To Sleep





Sep 30 2006 9:24 PM

hi there friend!

i don't say hi to you enough... so hi.
R.I.P. Mom





Sep 5 2006 10:05 AM

I just wanted to say hi. I'll see ya tomorrow!
Tyler





Aug 17 2006 9:44 AM

Thanks much for coming out to the lizard on Saturday! Glad the place has now been rocked with a weeble-wobble reference. I knew something has been missing...
I'll see you around -T
Cassandra Sings You To Sleep





Jun 29 2006 1:01 PM

hey there hi there ho there funny guy... keeping the scene alive?
Jolene Sugarbaker





Mar 25 2006 9:45 PM

This will be your year :)
Love, Jolene



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