Chris
Mainstream / Jokes / Stand-Up
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"I hate quotation marks."
Male
80 years old
New York, NY
United States
Last Login:7/2/2008
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Mood:
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Chris's Comedian Bio
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| Website | chrisdoucettecomedy.com | | TV Shows | Fox News |
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Chris's Interests
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| General | Stand-up Comedy. And sugar. Sweet, sweet sugar. | | Music | Any lesbian acoustic guitar music (Ani, Melissa, Indigos, etc.); White Stripes, Bright Eyes, Antony & The Johnsons, Rufus. | | Movies | Trip To Bountiful, Babette's Feast, Talledega Nights, Star Wars (the first three - obviously), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Adventure In Babysitting, The Fox & The Hound, Finding Nemo, A Bug's Life. | | Television | The Wire, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Will & Grace, Friends, Fox News, Seinfeld, American Idol, Project Runway, Gummi Bears, Dungeons & Dragons, Thundercats, Smurfs. | | Books | The Dictionary. The Thesaurus. Michael Connelly's Harry Bosch mysteries. Any novel by Anne Tyler (because on the inside, I'm really a middle-aged housewife desperately seeking to justify everything I've sacrificed for the life I ended up with). The Golden Compass Trilogy (better than Harry Potter). | | Heroes | Comedy Bookers. These tireless individuals work harder than anyone else in the industry and [as he wipes away a tear] they don't get the credit or the income that they deserve for the incredible work they do. Oh yeah, and Joseph Campbell. He's also a hero. |
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Chris's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Gay | | Body type: | 8' 5" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Occupation: | Stand-up Comedian Extraordinaire |
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Chris's Latest Blog Entry
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A Reason To Blog
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S.S. Discombobulated
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Hatelove in Baltimore
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Emergency Room
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Putting the 'more' in Baltimore!
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About me:
I'm a stand-up comedian. You can listen to my audio clips (even dial-up downloads instantly!) at www.chrisdoucettecomedy.com.
This world is full of surprises, and the stand-up comedy of Chris Doucette is no exception. Weighing in at 120 pounds and measuring under 5'7", Chris is living proof that big things really do come in small packages. He commands the stage with his sharp wit and creativity - Chris is endlessly original. Says one fan, "Chris is witty, creative, and endlessly original!" He has a knack for re-interpreting life through a series of perfectly logical mental steps, and the end result is side-splitting good fun. Says another fan, "It's side-splitting good fun!" Based in New York City and Washington, DC, Chris is the author of two comic strips, Mortar and Pestle and Stick Figures. He is also a contributor to Apollonia This Week, a satirical online publication and DCstandup.com. Chris has performed all over country, including these fine establishments and organizations:
CLUBS: The DC Improv, Sal's Comedy Hole (NY), Wiseacres (VA), Baltimore Comedy Factory (MD), Gotham Comedy Club (NY), Riot Act Comedy Club (DC), and more.
EVENTS: Artscape Festival (feature), Charleston Comedy Festival (feature), Baltimore Comedy Festival (feature), Baltimore Block Party, and more.
ORGANIZATIONS: Global AIDS Alliance (DC), Rainbow Community Center (CA), DC's Difference Drummers, and more.
COLLEGES: Washington State University.
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Who I'd like to meet:
The guy who's gonna manage all these f*cking websites. What's the deal with the Internet??
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