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Chris Garcia
Stand-Up
Chris Garcia Come see me w/ Aziz Ansari and Brent Weinbach 6/22

Male
70 years old
San Francisco
United States



Last Login: 11/2/2009
Mood: confident Mood Image
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Websitechrisgarciacomedy.com
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    Chris Garcia's Interests
Music
Forget About Everything from Rotter and Friends on Vimeo.
TelevisionThe Wire, Six Feet Under, Lost, Sportscenter, Tim & Eric, Freaks & Geeks, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lakers Basketball, Sabado Gigante
Heroesmoms and pops, steve martin, desi arnez, muhammad ali, anand singh, peggy guggenheim, lou reed, jonathan richman, frank black, pablo picasso, gaudi, dali, lenny bruce.

     Chris Garcia's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:La Scandalous, CA
Body type:5' 10" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Chris Garcia's Schools
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley,California
Graduated: 1969
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Creative Writing
Clubs: Snaggletooth Club (Charter Member)
 

1966 to 1969

   Chris Garcia's Companies
Kuman
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Chris Garcia's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 2 Total Plays: 2046 Plays Today: 0
Chris and Ali Episode 2: The Party
Chris and Ali Episode 2: The Party rating
Chris Garcia live at the San Francisco Punchline
Chris Garcia live at the San Francisco Punchline rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Aug 11 2009 8:00P
The Punchline w/ Maria Bamford San Francisco CA
Aug 12 2009 8:00P
The Punchline w/ Maria Bamford San Francisco CA
Aug 13 2009 8:00P
The Punchline w/ Maria Bamford San Francisco CA
Aug 14 2009 8:00P
The Punchline w/ Robert Schimmel San Francisco CA
Aug 14 2009 10:00P
The Punchline w/ Robert Schimmel San Francisco CA
Aug 15 2009 8:00P
The Punchline w/ Robert Schimmel San Francisco CA
Aug 15 2009 10:00P
The Punchline w/ Robert Schimmel San Francisco CA
Aug 16 2009 8:00P
The Punchline Sunday Showcase San Francisco CA
Aug 20 2009 8:00P
The Improv - Featuring - for Hari Kondabolu San Jose CA
Aug 21 2009 8:00P
The Purple Onion w/ Hari Kondabolu San Francisco CA
Aug 21 2009 10:00P
The Purple Onion w/ Hari Kondabolu San Francisco CA
Aug 22 2009 8:00P
The Purple Onion w/ Hari Kondabolu San Francisco CA
Aug 22 2009 10:00P
The Purple Onion w/ Hari Kondabolu San Francisco CA
Sep 10 2009 8:00P
Rooster T Feathers Sunnyvale CA
Sep 11 2009 8:00P
Rooster T Feathers Sunnyvale CA
Sep 11 2009 10:00P
Rooster T Feathers Sunnyvale CA
Sep 12 2009 8:00P
Rooster T Feathers Sunnyvale CA
Sep 12 2009 10:00P
Rooster T Feathers Sunnyvale CA
Sep 13 2009 7:00P
Rooster T Feathers Sunnyvale CA

Chris Garcia's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Halloween Blog: Featuring a Brief Discussion with Adam Duritz Lead Singer of the Counting Crows  (view more)

10 Fun facts about Mike Litoris by Chris Garcia  (view more)

New video colla-bro-ation  (view more)

In the SF Weekly!  (view more)

Tom Hanks Pickle Sandwich  (view more)

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Who I'd like to meet:
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Chris Garcia's Friends Comments
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Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Nov 2 2009 6:30 PM

......found this gem of video on youtube...possibly the funniest on there....happy halloween!!
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Oct 4 2009 8:45 PM

passing by to say hello...hope you have been good
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Jun 29 2009 5:12 PM

thanx..apreciate it....you gave me the idea to do this....apreciate it!!...good day
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Jun 26 2009 12:25 AM

thanx for status comment...a tribute would be somemthing to consider on michael...he is 1 of the voices i can do well(singing)...but i do need to warm up 2 to 3 hours to realy nail the high notes...its sad that no 1 close to him would help him out as far as advise on stopping all those pills...
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Jun 23 2009 9:00 PM

i have CARPENTER'S best of...i will look trough there if not i will download song....ive been in houston 1 day,and i have sort of snapped out of that bad funk i had...now i need to get out to open mikes and"shake my moneymaker"..lol....i will work on that song for you and will either record that song alone or part of CARPENTER'S medley....have a good 1!!
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Jun 14 2009 8:26 PM

hello,hope you are having a good sunday...sending you someting a little different than what im used to doing....MY CHICKEN IMPERSONATION
...hope you like...good rest of day
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Jun 20 2009 9:13 PM

thanks bro...apreciate it...hope you are good....this comedy thing is the only thing that keeps me sane...good rest of weekend
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Jun 6 2009 12:22 AM

they hacked into my top friends like they always have before...i spent about 3 hours looking 4 top friends only to get hacked again...i will steal your pic and put you among my favorite comedians album...until TOM fixes problem,i wont arrange top friends.....thanx for kind words on my physical comedy....think what we could come up with if we put our talents together to make a parody/sketch video.....within a month or 2,i will move to LA.....
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



May 29 2009 5:08 AM

hope you are good..i have put you on my top friends...i realy apreciate all kind words...i will get to 1 of those songs you requested soon,i promise...your good words have defenetly boosted my confidanse!!!...keep up the great work ...good night
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



May 23 2009 4:01 AM

thanx...you know it means a lot coming from you...i realy do apreciate...sometime soon im moving to LA(within 4 to 6 months)..i would be honored to open for you down the line...i actualy ran out of breath midway trough song,hence the slower dancing towards end...haha..keep up the great work!
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



May 6 2009 1:14 AM

thanx for kind words...realy apreciate...CONGA and RUMPSHAKER i will start to work on...haha...maybe a week or 2...thanx again.....i saw that you will be on same bill with ROBERT SCHIMMEL....that,my friend is awesome!!!!...keep up the great job...i will let you know progress on those 2 songs...have a great 1!!
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



May 1 2009 11:06 PM

thanx bro....lol...ill walk on the sun...lol...i practiced several other 1s yesterday,tom petty,john lennon,steve perry,ben orr,peter cetera(im not to far off on him,il do IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW)...i have to warm up voice at least 2 hours to even think about hittin high notes..lol...thanx again..have a good weekend!!
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Apr 8 2009 6:59 AM

thanx bro...apreciate...im fixing to move to carlsbad new mexico and i have to take advantage of my system before i leave...hence all the videos lately(some are crap)...haha...you know the saying,throw a handful of crap against wall and some will stick!!..lol...thanx again!!
*SFstandup.com

*SFstandup.com



Mar 27 2009 6:16 PM

Thanks for the awesome set at The Purple Onion on Wednesday!
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Mar 22 2009 3:08 PM

thanx...yes,apreciate it...i will practice those and see how i can do..haha...thanx again,have a great sunday!
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Mar 6 2009 9:07 PM

thanx bro!!!..apreciate it!!..yes,spoon man sounds good...i have gotten tons better at chris cornell since burden in my hand..i strained my voice too much on burden but i have smoothened it out haha...well thanx again..i apreciate it..have a great weekend!
Kabeezy

Kabeezy



Feb 13 2009 1:21 AM

Great Job ripping it last night in SF man...Good Times.
Bitten

Bitten



Jan 25 2009 1:52 AM

New York International Latino Film Festival

New York International Latino Film Festival



Jan 20 2009 2:33 AM

Bobby

Bobby



Dec 15 2008 6:11 PM

Looking forward to the Xmas day game. I think the Celts are going to miss Posey and PJ Brown.
shannon

shannon



Dec 11 2008 3:15 PM

what should we do first?
mahroo.

mahroo keshavarz



Dec 6 2008 10:45 AM

YO.
*McAllister*

*McAllister*



Nov 21 2008 1:57 AM

I'm the real deal and you know this.
Jason Collings

Jason Collings



Nov 18 2008 1:36 AM

I love you.
*McAllister*

*McAllister*



Nov 13 2008 5:22 AM

The Lake Show is unstoppable.
Come down for a game!!!
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