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Chris Maddock
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Chris Maddock Are you hotter than a fifth grader?

Male
32 years old
Fat City, MINNESOTA
United States



Last Login: 11/12/2009
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   Chris Maddock 's Comedian Bio
BioFrom the land of sun kissed beer guts, Beautiful Stillwater, Minnesota. I'm an unofficial tour guide.
Websiteminneapoliscomedydeathsquad.com
Influencesnumber 47 Joey Browner and Alex Jones-total muscle. 11/4 time signature. GWAR. you know who you are, Justin Chancellor, four strings, my uncles.
Membersheh...
TV ShowsDrinkingwithIan.com, WCCO news.
FilmsRocky 7:The fight for Stem Cell Research
AlbumsCarlito's Gay, He's Just Not That Inside You, 8 Isn't Enough, Dude Where's My Reach Around?, Who 'A' Framed Roger Rabbit?, Men In Black Men, America's Moist Wanted, A.L.F.~Alien I'd Like To Fuck, The Wadfather, Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Look Who's Fucking, Look Who's Fucking Now, Look Who Else Is Fucking, Look Who's Cockring, Rambone: Fist Blood-Fart Poo, A Cock In Lips Now, That Darn Cat I Fucked, Almost Anus, The Gay Team, The Snatchral (starring Throbert Redford), Eight Men In, Mr. Density, Battlestar Galactate, How I Raped Your Mother, Cum Floats, Boy Story, The Lady Fillers, Three Amigos and Whoever Else, Mouth Park, Dirty Harry..Balls, Simon and Hymen, 8 Mile Dong, Clear and Present Boner, Me, Myself, and I Ream, The Bedding Splashers, Dodge Balls, All That Jizz, Shaved By The Smell, Three Men and a Baby

    Chris Maddock 's Interests
GeneralManila Envelopes.
MusicSlave Raider, Chooglin' , $4.99 Band
MoviesThe Wild Bunch, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wonderboys, Big Trouble..
TelevisionDrinking With Ian, Strangers With Candy, Arrested Development, CNN
BooksCooked.
HeroesDad Maddock, Sane Man

     Chris Maddock 's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Stillwater, Minnesota
Religion:Hindu
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes


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Who I'd like to meet:
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Porcupine

Porcupine



Dec 7 2009 2:02 PM

Buy Now
"The Trouble With You" is on sale @ cdbaby.com for $5 CD or $3 download until
Christmas day! Space Bike "Lunch-O-Mat" also on sale there super cheap. Thanks!
Beastface

Beastface



Nov 19 2009 8:10 AM





STOP Same Sex Abuse

STOP Same Sex Abuse



Nov 12 2009 8:50 PM

About this page:
I have been very active in Domestic Violence causes all of my adult life. I noticed a need in the world pertaining to Same Sex Domestic Violence. It happens more than people know. Unfortunately there are a number of gay people who barely consider themselves worthy or valued as a gay person much less a Domestic Violence Victim. There are also very limited resources, statistics, or information, for Same Sex Domestic Violence. Hopefully through empowerment and education we can change some of this. :D
~ Dee ~
Porcupine

Porcupine



Sep 8 2009 10:46 PM


FLATRATE

FLATRATE



Aug 25 2009 6:35 AM

Flatrate will be doing a Battle of the Bands on Tuesday, August 25th at The Fine Line. 21+, Doors at 7pm, Music to begin at 7:30. This will be based on fan support so we need ALL you fans to bring all your friends and help show The Fine Line what Flatrate and its fans are all about!!! See you there!!!

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Porcupine

Porcupine



Jun 18 2009 7:40 PM

 
Hey! We're opening for the Meat Puppets in La Crosse on July 10th. Click on the link below if you want to purchase tickets. All ages, everyone is welcome. Thanks!

Nathan Hall

Nathan Hall



Jun 10 2009 4:17 AM


The Bloody Turncoats

The Bloody Turncoats



May 18 2009 10:47 PM

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marvin tiberious

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May 16 2009 5:37 PM

boogie down predictions
Linus

Linus



Apr 24 2009 11:10 AM

cheers
The Bloody Turncoats

The Bloody Turncoats



Mar 24 2009 2:50 AM

We thoroughly enjoyed your performance. We look forward to a time when we actually see your act.
Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney



Mar 3 2009 9:35 PM

It was a giant pleasure to see you and meet your lovely wife. Thank you very much for coming out. I hope we can rock again soon.
Ben

Ben



Mar 2 2009 8:15 PM

Beast?!!
Daniele

Daniele



Feb 25 2009 5:18 AM

Wow. Rape bagels.
Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney



Feb 19 2009 3:38 PM

I'm in town next weekend.
You still have nipples?
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Me Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Me Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ



Feb 11 2009 4:46 PM

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Andrea

Andrea



Feb 5 2009 12:00 AM

Any time! We love having you guys over.

And your wife told me all about the extra-special thank you she left the next time time you were here.
The Dez ™

The Dez ™



Jan 27 2009 4:17 AM

DEATH SQUAD.
Linus

Linus



Jan 21 2009 7:16 PM

so so suck your toe all the way to mexico while you're there cut your hair and put it in your underwear
Linus

Linus



Jan 20 2009 1:38 PM

so?
Arthur

Arthur



Jan 11 2009 7:21 PM

Thanks for taking it easy on Wisconsin in the Minnesota-vs.-Wisconsin Comedy Throwdown. The crowd loved the show and I enjoyed your visit.
Next time, more mushrooms and less pizza!
Shannon Thompson

Shannon Thompson



Jan 10 2009 5:16 PM

A lot better.
How did Milwaukee go?
RIO

RIO



Jan 2 2009 6:18 AM

Hey man good working with you New Years Eve.

Peace,
Mario
Chelsea B

Chelsea B



Dec 23 2008 9:46 PM

Santa Baby
Linus

Linus



Dec 17 2008 1:07 PM

redneck Pictures, Images and Photos
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