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Chris Maddock
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		Male 32 years old Fat City, MINNESOTA United States Last Login: 9/19/2009
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/chrismaddock

Chris Maddock 's Comedian Bio

Bio	From the land of sun kissed beer guts, Beautiful Stillwater, Minnesota. If you would like to visit my hometown, and I at least mostly like you, I will be happy to take you there. You pay, please.
Website	You’re on it.
Influences	number 47 Joey Browner and Alex Jones-total muscle. 11/4 time. GWAR. Paul McCartney, Justin Chancellor, the guy from Ouiji Radio, four strings, farting around.
Members	"members"
TV Shows	DrinkingwithIan.com, WCCO news.
Films	Rocky 7:The fight for Stem Cell Research
Albums	The Gripes of Wrath, Tears and Stitches, Cum Guzzling Fuck Dumpster

Chris Maddock 's Interests

General	True Gut Laughter is the kind that heals. I want people to eject fluids when they see me.
Music	93X ROCKS! Weasel, Nick, & Josh Motherfuckers! OOOWa-A-A-A!
Movies	The Wild Bunch, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wonderboys, Big Trouble..
Television	Drinking With Ian, Strangers With Candy, Arrested Development, CNN
Books	Tom Robbins, Orson Scott Card, On Killing, Culture Jam, Jim Hightower, David Sedaris, Howard Zinn, Terrence McKenna
Heroes	Dad Maddock, Sane Man

Chris Maddock 's Details

Status:	Married
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Stillwater, Minnesota
Religion:	Hindu
Zodiac Sign:	Cancer
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes

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Chris Maddock 's Blurbs

About me:
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) .. I do comedy and work at bars. I have worked at every bar and restaurant in the Twin Cities for the last decade and so help me Jesus I no longer give one good god damn if you are hungry or thirsty. Get it yourself, I quit. I'm happily married, due to the fact that she's the type of girl who loves you, loves your friends, is as funny as a dude, picks you up from the bar when your drunk and brings you food and e. You know, probably like your girlfriend. We both have enormous leg muscles and will not breed until we figure out how to exploit a kid who can jump like a kangaroo on a trampoline. I do a show every Wednesday at Grumpy's Bar in downtown MPLS, and we use a fog machine. I also have started do road work in order to become bitter and angry. I think comedy is best when it's brutal. I've never understood when someone gets offended by a joke. Or an opinion. Or a dead baby hooker. And the best comedy has all three. Get out and see some fucking comedy! I have to go to work. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

.. rape bagels

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Who I'd like to meet:
Jennifer Tilly

Chris Maddock 's Friend Space (Top 28)

Chris Maddock has 627 friends.

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Linus

Minneapolis Comedy Death Squad

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Alex Jones

Casey

Wayne is performing in St.Paul March 6th

Drinking with Ian

Stand Up! Records

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Rob Delaney

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MI NOMBRE ES JUAN PACHANGA

Grumpys Bar DT MPLS

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Porcupine	Sep 8 2009 10:46 PM
FLATRATE	Aug 25 2009 6:35 AM Flatrate will be doing a Battle of the Bands on Tuesday, August 25th at The Fine Line. 21+, Doors at 7pm, Music to begin at 7:30. This will be based on fan support so we need ALL you fans to bring all your friends and help show The Fine Line what Flatrate and its fans are all about!!! See you there!!!
Porcupine	Jun 18 2009 7:40 PM Hey! We're opening for the Meat Puppets in La Crosse on July 10th. Click on the link below if you want to purchase tickets. All ages, everyone is welcome. Thanks!
Nathan Hall	Jun 10 2009 4:17 AM
The Bloody Turncoats	May 18 2009 10:47 PM
marvin tiberious	May 16 2009 5:37 PM boogie down predictions
Linus	Apr 24 2009 11:10 AM cheers
The Bloody Turncoats	Mar 24 2009 2:50 AM We thoroughly enjoyed your performance. We look forward to a time when we actually see your act.
Rob Delaney	Mar 3 2009 9:35 PM It was a giant pleasure to see you and meet your lovely wife. Thank you very much for coming out. I hope we can rock again soon.
Ben	Mar 2 2009 8:15 PM Beast?!!
Daniele	Feb 25 2009 5:18 AM Wow. Rape bagels.
Rob Delaney	Feb 19 2009 3:38 PM I'm in town next weekend. You still have nipples?
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Me Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ	Feb 11 2009 4:46 PM
Andrea	Feb 5 2009 12:00 AM Any time! We love having you guys over. And your wife told me all about the extra-special thank you she left the next time time you were here.
Professional Cockfighter	Jan 27 2009 8:36 PM Dios Mio! There's only one episode left of series two after this one! Sparkle Picnic: Coupon Day (Episode #10, Series 2) www. SparklePicnic. com
The Dez ™	Jan 27 2009 4:17 AM DEATH SQUAD.
Linus	Jan 21 2009 7:16 PM so so suck your toe all the way to mexico while you're there cut your hair and put it in your underwear
Linus	Jan 20 2009 1:38 PM so?
Arthur	Jan 11 2009 7:21 PM Thanks for taking it easy on Wisconsin in the Minnesota-vs.-Wisconsin Comedy Throwdown. The crowd loved the show and I enjoyed your visit. Next time, more mushrooms and less pizza!
Shannon Thompson	Jan 10 2009 5:16 PM A lot better. How did Milwaukee go?
RIO	Jan 2 2009 6:18 AM Hey man good working with you New Years Eve. Peace, Mario
Chelsea B	Dec 23 2008 9:46 PM
Linus	Dec 17 2008 1:07 PM
The Dez ™	Dec 8 2008 10:12 AM MAP MAP TICKETS
Underground Promotions	Dec 6 2008 6:15 PM

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