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Chris Neill
Chris Neill A Meaningless Sham

Male
41 years old
London
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/3/2009
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   Chris Neill's Comedian Bio
Websitechrisneill.wordpress.com/
TV ShowsMy feet used to appear on That Gay Show on the old BBC Choice thing. Along with somebody else's feet they presented a not particularly funny tv review. We weren't re-commissioned.

    Chris Neill's Interests
MusicMel Torme, Carmen McRae, The Beatles, Blossom Dearie, Dave Frishberg, Miles Davis, Ella Fitzgerald, Anita O'Day, Frank Sinatra, Henry Mancini, Art Tatum, Ben Webster, Everything But The Girl, Glenn Gould, Stan Getz, Harry Nilsson, Sondheim, Ian Bostridge, Jaco Pastorius, Jeri Southern, Bill Evans, Johnny Hartman, June Christy, Keith Jarrett, Lotte Lenya, Mark Murphy, Dave Grusin, Matt Monro, Pet Shop Boys, The Smiths, Mahler, Billie Holiday, Schubert, Britten, Peggy Lee, Nina Simone, Rufus Wainwright, Simon & Garfunkel, Bob Brookmeyer, Shostakovich, Tony Bennett, Kurt Weill, Willie Nelson,
TelevisionCoronation Street and the news. That's about it. Oh - and Crimewatch which I adore.
BooksPhilip Roth, Charles Dickens, Ian McEwan, cookery books without pictures, European crime fiction, crime fiction generally, Michael Cunningham, Colm Toibin, Richard Yates, Patricia Highsmith, Peter Ackroyd, Graham Greene, JG Ballard, great fat American state-of-the-nation novels, Jodie Marsh.
HeroesDave Frishberg, Patricia Highsmith, Neil Kinnock, Simon Hopkinson. Also: Anyone who doesn't achieve much until they're forty - it makes me feel considerably better about myself.

     Chris Neill's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:London
Body type:5' 8"
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:Comedian / Radio Producer

   Chris Neill's Networking
Radio - Production - Producer
Have made comedy shows for BBC Radio for about 12 years. Tons of stuff of which quite a lot I don't like to talk. Some stuff I've been quite proud of though. Having said that I'm still not convinced that producers do anything that useful.
Radio - Talent - Other
Pop up on Radio 4 from time to time in things like 'Just A Minute' and even occasionally have been asked to play bits and pieces in sketch shows and sitcoms. But as I can only do camp and nasal there is limited call for this.


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   Chris Neill's Blurbs
About me:
By day I produce comedy radio programmes for the BBC and then in the evening I tout myself about as a comedian, appearing at lovely places like Robin Ince's Book Club and the Brighton Comedy Festival which was gorgeous. Tiresomely, work sometimes takes me to less lovely places. I still feel hugely put out when a gig conflicts with Coronation Street.
Who I'd like to meet:

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Teresa

Teresa Darby



Oct 20 2009 2:22 AM

Thank you for being my friend!

Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé



Oct 18 2009 9:51 PM

Click here to go to the Faber Optimé web site in a new tab/window.

Good to have you as a friend!
So great to see the internet in action this way, shortening distances between people.

I hope all's well with you and that you enjoy checking out my web site some time.

For occasional, new, refreshing, insightful and (possibly?!) valuable content, I encourage you to sign up for my free newsfeed/email newsletter (using the form on site at page right - high quality, low quantity, no spam!).

You might enjoy watching some of my films (use the on screen controls to skip between them):

More (Rate! Comment! Favorite! Subscribe!) on my YouTube channel - http://www.youtube.com/faberoptime.

Take care and keep in touch.

Best,
Faber.

"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

THE RIGHT REVEREND TRISTRAM SHANDY-DRINKER

THE RIGHT REVEREND TRISTRAM SHANDY-DRINKER



Aug 1 2009 7:22 PM

My dear friend
Please accept my apologies . What a a rank and dastardly ( if I may be so bold) rumbltyfuck I am for neglecting you so dishonourably. As a valued member of my brethren , I can only proffer my deepest regret that I can not stay in touch as oft as I wouldst wish. …and if wishes wouldst …. I indeed wouldst wish it so .
I indeed remain yours.
T,R,R,T,S-D
Reverend ..John H..

Reverend ..John H..



Apr 22 2009 5:16 PM

If you can get crack cocaine for £1.20 a kilo, we need to talk.
;)

Entrepreneurially

Rev John H
Robin Ince

Robin Ince



Apr 1 2009 6:34 PM

you are the worst overestimator of required oxtail
sally

Sally Eyl



Mar 27 2009 12:35 PM

doing gigs in March? did I read that right?
sally

Sally Eyl



Mar 27 2009 12:35 PM

doing gigs in March? did I read that right?
Joe

Joe



Mar 4 2009 4:05 PM

very impressive indeed, i shall wait in anticipation!
Gari

Gari MacColl



Jan 22 2009 8:43 PM

Mustard doesn't work on Tax Returns. Wine, chocolate and some Ella can, however, make it more enjoyable though.
Suzanne

Suz ZEtt



Jan 14 2009 11:09 AM

haha humorous! and I quite agree...not about your street obv..but just in generall... makes all the diff to a miserable January morn in londinium.
:D
Joe

Joe



Oct 19 2008 6:49 PM

Hi Chris, just wondering how you are and how MySpace is treating you? Hope your well.
Joe.
BBC Audiobooks

BBC Audiobooks



Sep 25 2008 9:44 AM

A very happy birthday to you!
charmian hughes

charmian hughes



Feb 14 2008 11:25 AM

Thanks Chris- saw your work in progress at yarns and whoppers!
saccharine queen

saccharine queen



Feb 4 2008 1:22 PM

Thanks for the add
Richard Fry

Richard Fry



Jan 23 2008 2:43 PM

BULLY is back for one LAST time. FOR ONE WEEK ONLY! Miss it, miss out.
BULLY JAN 08
EpilepticGibbon

Epileptic Gibbon



Jan 9 2008 11:14 PM

Love your contributions to 'Just A Minute'. Took me ages to realise you were the same guy who often produces the show too. D'oh!

Best wishes,
Eppy
The Fix

The Fix



Oct 4 2007 2:01 PM

blackcover

Click this image to read the magazine online. Alternatively you can pick up a copy for free at all good comedy clubs in the UK.

Gawkagogo

Gawkagogo



Sep 29 2007 10:06 AM

COME SEE THE FREAKS!!!

Jonny Blu USA

Jonny Blu USA



Sep 26 2007 5:11 AM

"IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, FEEL THE SPIRIT!
IT'S THE ONE DAY THAT YOU'LL HEAR IT...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"

CHEERS MAN'!

JONNY
The Rum Circus

The Rum Circus



Sep 25 2007 11:21 AM

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Schlagerboys

Schlagerboys



Sep 25 2007 7:02 AM

Have a schlagertastic birthday!

The Schlagerboys x
The Lindeans

The Lindeans



Sep 25 2007 6:42 AM

Happy Birthday Chris.
Have a good one.
Candy

Candy



Sep 24 2007 11:08 PM


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Happy Birthday To You :)
Have a great night out :)
Have a great day :)
Love and Peace Candy...xxx...
Urban Slut

Nick  Stanley



Sep 24 2007 7:50 PM

Many Happy Returns Fella. x
Urban Slut

Nick  Stanley



Sep 24 2007 7:49 PM

Many Happy Returns Fella. x
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