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  • Chris Ostermann

  • 26 / Male
  • chrisostermann.com, California, US
  • Last Login: 10/28/2009

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  • PatrickP c

    Jul 18 2009 6:17 PM

    youre gay yo
  • griefshare

    May 18 2009 8:02 PM

    I will take your fast driving advice to heart! SO, when you going to cruise out to one of the Kava shows?
  • Loves BaconMaddie Ostermann

    May 13 2009 3:28 AM

    A. Fuck you i'm not on your top friends??? again fuck you..
    B.

  • SEAMAN DARKNESSEric Deems

    Apr 25 2009 4:42 PM

    http://dccomics.com/media/excerpts/1719_1.pdf

    1st issue of Transmet.
  • f ι я e

    Apr 23 2009 7:00 PM

    Illidan? badass!! Our server is lame sometimes, so i don't blame you! Yeah i saw on troll frat chat that you called me a promise breaking bitch!! asshole! lol. :) I've been okay, just super stressed cuz of finals and work and other bs that incorporated into my life.
    Other then that i can't complain! ^__^ I wanna get married!
  • f ι я e

    Apr 23 2009 2:47 PM

    Where art thou my dearest darling!? :)
  • Waltino

    Apr 18 2009 5:34 AM

    Damnit Ostermann, you made me LOL.
  • =ppǝɹ=

    Apr 16 2009 5:21 PM

    hey man, what's been goin on? whatcha been up ta?
  • You Lost The GameNigel Rayyan

    Apr 15 2009 11:59 AM

    Hmmmm, I dunno. I'm in Texas right now, and far as I know, I'll be here for like 3 years. But Hell, maybe sometime (that is when I'm not deployed) I can go down and enjoy the hot women, beaches, and best pally onyxia has ever seen.

    But to answer your question, no.
    :<
  • You Lost The GameNigel Rayyan

    Apr 15 2009 1:09 AM

    I'm back, making all others eat my shit.

    Care to partake? (in the making part of course, and not the shit eating part.....unless you really want to)
  • The FuckLordz

    Apr 6 2009 10:02 PM

    Photobucket
  • f ι я e

    Mar 22 2009 4:37 PM

    You're a horrible husband!! i haven't spoken to you in like THREE days.



    i'm thinking about the D!!!!!!!!!! D: </3
  • f ι я e

    Mar 20 2009 5:57 PM

    hahaha you were pretty hillarious though i wont lie. im so fucking bored right now. im in my 6hr chem class and im fucking sitting on my labchair spinning around, and i feel like puking. my next act of stupidness will be standing on my head, blowing bubbles. i have one more hour left....save meeeee ): im running on 3hrs of sleep!!!!!!
  • f ι я e

    Mar 20 2009 1:35 PM

    THEORYCRAFT FOR THE FKING LOSS!!! /wrists!

    i dont know how we can GO ON!!!!! ;(


    keke hope youre doing good, champ;)
  • f ι я e

    Mar 20 2009 1:35 PM

    THEORYCRAFT FOR THE FKING LOSS!!! /wrists!

    i dont know how we can GO ON!!!!! ;(


    keke hope youre doing good, champ;)
  • The Baxter™ [Dade]

    Mar 20 2009 2:21 AM

    YARLY!
  • Melly

    Mar 11 2009 3:48 AM

    Hello there! Call me up someday.
  • Jəη SkywαlkərJeanette Maltese

    Mar 8 2009 9:44 PM

    wwwaaaaAAHHHH, how's it partner?
  • MELEPHANTmelvin cannon

    Mar 7 2009 10:23 PM

    what up kid
  • Jəη SkywαlkərJeanette Maltese

    Feb 27 2009 10:54 PM

    I'm coming to sleep on your couch for 2 weeks, whether you like it or not!
  • Waltino

    Feb 26 2009 10:40 PM

    Ostermann has been officially declared 'Awesome' by the Oregon Coast WoW Players Association (OCWPA).
  • SEAMAN DARKNESSEric Deems

    Feb 17 2009 2:43 AM

    You're getting really emo friend, that's supposed to be my job.
  • SEAMAN DARKNESSEric Deems

    Feb 5 2009 1:17 AM

    Oh my god it's your birthday already. Happy Bday brooooo.
  • Jəη SkywαlkərJeanette Maltese

    Feb 4 2009 7:37 PM

    happy happy you old bat! ! !
  • Cthulhu

    Feb 4 2009 6:30 PM

    happy birthday

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  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships
  • Hometown: San Diego
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: WindRiver
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • University Of San Diego

    • San Diego, CA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: In Progress
    • Major: Philosophy
    2001 to Present

  • Ramona High

    • Ramona, CA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1997 to 2001