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Chris Plays Guitar
Rock / Indie / Christian Rap

But rubber ducks, that’s the problem.



FRESNO, CALIFORNIA
United States

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Member Since4/11/2005
Band Websitewww.chrisplaysguitar.com
Band MembersForever, the original line-up:

Jason Miller (vox)

Tweed Suitcase Jefferson (lead guitar)

Patrick Reetz (guitar, vocals)

Miguel Alejandro (bass, vocals)

Bryan Zera (drums, vocals)


Other players, officially, unofficially, guest, honorary, etc:

Randy Stendt (Drums)

Alex Red (Bass)

Mike Whatley (drums)

T. J. Sanchez (guitar)

Chris Cream (guitar)

A. C. Myles (guitar)

Kat Jones (vocals)

Rick Wood (keys)

Peter Wolf (percussion, engineering)

Tom LaNotte (tour management)

InfluencesRefreshments, Replacements, Wilco, Sublime, Drive By Truckers, Steve Poltz, Rugburns, Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers, Marah, Old 97s, Supersuckers, Spin Doctors, Cracker, Soul Assylum, Steve Earle, Ani DiFranco, Flogging Molly, Berkley Hart, Beatles, Ramones, Clash, Jefferson Airplane, Beat Farmers, Los Lonely Boys, Neko Case, STP, nirvana, soundgarden, and everything else we heard when we were ages 12-16, Green Day (especially their latest and earliest stuff), Shurman, A.C. Myles, the Mother Truckers, Piper Downs, Minibar, Dogma I, SRV, Satellite, Truckers on Speed, The Miggs, Bob Schneider, Los Lobos, Calexico, Beethoven, Push Stars, Lemonheads, AC/DC, Sun Volt, Tchaikovsky, Pistoleros, the guy with no hands who plays guitar on san diego street corners, did i mention The Replacements?, Greatful Dead, Caddle, Chicken, Dave Alvin, Dead Milkmen, Elvis Costello, Anya Marina, sex, Camper Van Beethoven, Bob Marley, Blazers, Albert King, Eric Clapton, Ghetto Cowgirl, Gin Blossoms, Jet, Led Zeppelin, Meat Puppets, Metallica, Misfits, Skynrd, Bukowski, Reverend Horton Heat, Townes Van Zant, Steve Miller, They Might Be Giants, Uncle Tupelo, Matthew Sweet, Young Dubliners, Thin Lizzy, alcohol, Stray Cats, Stephen Ashbrook, Simon and Garfunkel, Social Distortion, REM, U2, everything from the 60's that made people feel something, Haggis, Guns n Roses, Todd Snider, Dylan Thomas Vance, Miles Davis of course, etc...
Sounds LikeThe Refreshments with a different singer, the Replacements with exactly 1/50th less alcohol, Sublime minus 99% of all the reggae, Gin Blossoms + Old 97's, Tom Petty + AC/DC, the Rugburns with slightly more electic guitars, Marah but not as good, 5 guys hoping they will one day collectively have balls as big as one of johnny cash's, or the (Wallflowers + Nirvana)/an orgy with Lynrd Skynrd, Axl Rose, Paul Westerberg, Albert King, and Christina Ricci = whatever you imagine coming out of that--- that's us...
Record LabelMed School Dropout Records
Type of LabelMajor


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Tawni





Jun 14 2009 8:35 PM

I wish I wish I wish I could come see my holy appearance on your couch in form of wine stain and meet your new puppy (did you name her Fatima?), but I am going to be in Mexico doing my internship during that time. I won't be back until the 20th of July. Which blows. Cause I would love, love, love to see you! (When I make emphatic statements by repeating words three times, you know I mean business.) How long you gonna be there though? I'm sure we could work out a non-RCPM visit. I miss my Patricko!
Sonicfrog





May 7 2009 2:10 PM

Hey, my Taylor 614 CE is GREAT. How's your puny guitar? :-)

PS. For the first time, I played a gig on nothing but guitar. No Bass. No training wheels. Most of my parts were still bass line-ish, but I played more than a few chords (slopily).
Cattie Ness & the Revenge





May 2 2009 5:04 PM

We're back...this time it's Cattie's birthday we celebrate.

Hope you can make it!

Tawni





Apr 30 2009 6:13 AM

It was wonderful talking to you the other night, Patricko. I'm sitting up insomniacking and imbibing in the worst kind of red wine, wishing my old partner in insomnia was up to nourish my soul with bits of tattered wisdom. I am coming to see you soon. Austin is groovy. Miss you boy. Keep the faith. Whatever faith that might be.
Stay vegetarian, I guess?
Tweed ♥s Kiki





Apr 20 2009 7:36 PM

thats sweet....what are all the other posters? anything good?
Cloud 9 Productions





Mar 31 2009 8:55 PM

Help spread the word! Photobucket
Tweed ♥s Kiki





Mar 24 2009 6:25 PM

I hear, via txt message, that you rock.
Sonicfrog





Mar 21 2009 7:01 AM

PS. Get FaceBook'ed.
Sonicfrog





Mar 21 2009 7:00 AM

Hey, I know you're there.
Call or e-mail some time!
autumn thief





Mar 7 2009 5:05 AM

Show poster for the 14th of Marchartwork by Byron
Shanus





Feb 24 2009 3:01 AM

Noooooo!!! CPG will never die!!!!!
Sonicfrog





Jan 11 2009 4:23 AM

Hey, did you get my message about Greg's dad?
Tawni





Jan 6 2009 9:56 PM

Austin is full of good ideas! How long is my favorite doctor going to be there?
Jimmie O





Jan 5 2009 5:15 AM

Tweed ♥s Kiki





Dec 23 2008 7:02 PM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=AwSoYhJ9NkE

sorry, embedding is disabled on this one...watch it!
ஜ*•.Quite Contrary.•*ஜ





Dec 13 2008 9:43 AM

Hope you have an awesome weekend!
Soular Power





Dec 7 2008 8:08 PM

Yo CPG,
I know you're in austin @ all...whoever she is.
But heres some shameless self-promotion anyways

Don't forget to come dressed funkadelic to get 30% off at the door. Click the flier above or visit our myspace page for complete details.
See you on Saturday!

The Dirty Sanchez





Nov 14 2008 11:29 PM

Where you living out now? We playing tomorrow at Habanos...Palm and Herndon come out and sing pill poppin baby with me....Jon Sanchez
Tweed ♥s Kiki





Nov 14 2008 7:14 PM

Hey, did you move? I heard that you were out of state now...if you're not, come to Soular Power Dec 13th. If you are, come to Soular Power Dec 13th.
The Patrick Contreras Band





Oct 31 2008 8:57 PM

We need you to come out Saturday Nov. 8th to the Starline! Its a very special night, we are shooting a promo for FUSE TV that will air nationally and we are also shooting a LIVE music Video! come out and help us represent the Fresno music scene and show FUSE what we got here!! Repost this message to your friends or just invite people who you know that love good music! this will be a night to remember.

This is an ALL AGES show, so everyone gets in!
- The Patrick Contreras Band



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"Patrick always makes you want to either: dance, start filming because you know you're watching something special, or climb on top of a table or bar."
- Mike, The Fresnan. com


"Patrick Contreras is one of Fresno's most arresting musical artists, on the verge of an international career."
-Warnors. com




"Patrick Contreras is one of Fresno's most accomplished artists."
- FRESNO magazine

Kahlua Kid





Oct 26 2008 5:09 AM

If this site says you do, sorry - not reading thru all... but do you ever get to play Bakersfield? I have a friend I need to send to see you guys!
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Oct 18 2008 5:23 PM

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Julia Dawn





Oct 13 2008 11:15 PM

club fred
ஜ*•.Quite Contrary.•*ஜ





Oct 11 2008 7:49 AM



Rima





Sep 28 2008 10:45 PM

listened to Peace Makers today and thought of you ... :)
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