Welcome to the MySpace page of Chris Pontius and Scream For Me. The time has come to expose ourselves to the world as we shoot dreamy loads of music across the faces of all. Had we been born as women, we'd be whores for sure. But, as fate has proved otherwise, we must earn our keep by tickling the strings, beating the drums, and pounding the bass! With microphones shoved deep down our throats, we will shout our ever changing battlecry until every last customer is satisfied, naked and penniless...begging for more.
Guitar Players:
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We just got back from a road trip for Jackass World. It was awesome to get back to filming with the guys again and we had a blast! We got tons of new footage that will be released soon. Here is a shot of me, from a camera we set up to film a wide shot, riding the beach ball of love at Montana De Oro. The ride ended up being rougher than I expected and it turned into the beach ball of doom. Fortunately, I lived to tell the tale. The beach ball wasn't so lucky. Stay tuned for the edited version and lots more from our adventure. Ya!
The dudes at jackassworld.com made this reel for my birthday! It's rad! Thanks, guys!
My friend, Caleb and I, performing the Lionel Ritchie classic, "Hello".
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okay so idk why u've been torturing my friends while i've ignored you guys for 10 years but if u think it's montessoir's fault ur mussolini self got tortured to death you are totally wrong why do u think they killed clara too and not her. duh. fuck both u guys and u do not deserve anything in life and if u were so much better than hitler why is he the leader of the best country on earth right now. if i had anything to do w/ ur young child selves getting killed then i'd have got killed too. anyway i just can't comprehend how u guys don't care about that or see how worse ur lives got this time and how much more worse it's gonna be next. well, idk do you have a cousin/brother person cuz i can't tell do u look more like becca or nikki from my neighborhood but they are not sisters and idk are they even cousins. well whatever. i can't tell and all i know is whoever is my husband is supposed to contact me first and rescue me and not let me wait. and i can't wait to prosecute you for spying on me for how many years? like 10 only or my whole life? and how many of your co workers knew about it and my friends and did nothing at all either. this is not allowed and not working and you guys are all wrong and i really hope these men supposed to be married to the people i know weren't doing this to them. idk i mean they make more mistakes than me but still don't even deserve that and i wasn't doing anything that you and claire could ever possibly correct except looking 7. and i really don't care about that so stop!!!!!!!!
Happy New Chris! Check out my penis cake photos and other x-rated cake photos and all my photos in general! Tell ur friends to check them out as well, also place orders 2 week in advance in the Central NY area! Can't wait until you guys make Jackass 3! I am sure you are too busy to reply cuz of having so many fans, in fact you most likely won't even read this, but if u do, thanks for being a jackass and perfecting it, we love u guys and thanks for making the world smile, gasp and both at the same time! Love ur music as well! ;)
Hello Chris Pontius/Scream For Me!!! remember SnoCap??? because now you can use TunesPlus (myspace.com/tunesplus) software to sell your songs here at MySpace. See my profile for details!!!
My musician friend, with Plus when you sell your music you don't pay any percentage and receive directly from your fans at your PayPal account.
My Best Wishes are for you today, tomorrow and forever!
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