Welcome to the MySpace page of Chris Pontius and Scream For Me. The time has come to expose ourselves to the world as we shoot dreamy loads of music across the faces of all. Had we been born as women, we'd be whores for sure. But, as fate has proved otherwise, we must earn our keep by tickling the strings, beating the drums, and pounding the bass! With microphones shoved deep down our throats, we will shout our ever changing battlecry until every last customer is satisfied, naked and penniless...begging for more.
Guitar Players:
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We just got back from a road trip for Jackass World. It was awesome to get back to filming with the guys again and we had a blast! We got tons of new footage that will be released soon. Here is a shot of me, from a camera we set up to film a wide shot, riding the beach ball of love at Montana De Oro. The ride ended up being rougher than I expected and it turned into the beach ball of doom. Fortunately, I lived to tell the tale. The beach ball wasn't so lucky. Stay tuned for the edited version and lots more from our adventure. Ya!
The dudes at jackassworld.com made this reel for my birthday! It's rad! Thanks, guys!
My friend, Caleb and I, performing the Lionel Ritchie classic, "Hello".
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repost from claire's pornographic blessed happy spot (her illegal photo in the pictures):
can you please remove all this pornography from this place because little children come here and look at it and it's really not appropriate to have naked beaches and paris hilton in your comments and no one cares what men look like but those are very innappropriate as well and they are already available everywhere anyway so there is no point to make more of it and finally men not wearing shirts is almost just as bad because it's gross and disgusting.
the no shirt thing is disgusting because men do it because they want to control women and children and overtly express sexuality as a comment on how women should just stay home hidden and not speak unless spoken to in the majority of cases.
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humans are never going to ever really accept cheating or being less ANYTHING AT ALL than the people they are forced to be around, so i guess that's why i would never in my life allow a naked anything in a relationship life. like sorry it's just my best explanatiopn for y those beaches are illegal and innappropriate. since i don't know why i have to explain that still.
Just stoppin in to let you know that we just posted five brand new songs! If you get a second, you should check em out! Definately worth a listen...Let me know what you think though....
angela how are you going to say my comment is innappropriate? why cuz laura z. worships you more plus has magic skills so u love her more than me? almost as much as claire? whatever......... have fun at radio city & bloomingdales with ur rich downtown show men spending all their money fucking all the women of the world w/o getting diseases. well whoever did this u better hope i never find out who u are cuz it's totally violating to me. i really do not understand what i ever did since i was a baby for you all to feel the need to spy on me and torture me and harass me and make fun of me. i guess my mom really was a prostitute? and fucked all ur daddies? oh ur poor mommies who let their men cheat just like all of you. it'd be nice tho if u would ever just let me know so i can either blame my mom for sure or stick up for her for sure.
Hey Chris! You wanna do a show with me and my buddies Garblejunk?? I think you would really dig our music. We play Acoustic Scum Thuggery. myspace.com/garblejunk We could also have A Band of Bastards there. myspace.com/1eww Let's do a show.
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