The Black Crowes, Mitch Hedberg, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attell, Louis Black, Andi Porter, Brian Phillips, John Liddel, Kurt Brumbaugh, John Doelling, Scott Porter, Norm Dahlor, Led Zeppelin, Jeff Porter, Anthony Szpak...lots of people
TV Shows
Last Comic Standing 4, Last Comic Standing 5, Comedy Central Presens: Chris Porter, Comedy Central’s "Live at Gotham", and they kind of made fun of me on "The Soup". Does that count?
Chris Porter's Interests
General
PLaying guitar, writing, listening to music, girls, pretty girls, ugly girls who can keep a secret.
Music
The Black Crowes!!! Led Zeppellin, Allman Brothers, The Band, Ray LaMontagne, Galactic, Joe Cocker, Ray Charles, Bill Withers, Parliament, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, Elton John (pre-1980's), Prince, Kanye West, 2pac, any musical asrtist with the least bit of relevance...
Television
The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, and any show that my friends are on.
Books
Ishmael, The Story of B
Heroes
Mitch Hedberg, my Dad, and my uncles Jeff, Norm, and Tom. The Black Crowes.
i would be a virgin too if every time i showered i ripped off my epidermis...lmao you are soooo friggin hilarious!!! Where can i buy a dvd of your stand up??
yo dude love your shit but i was wonderin what kind of advice type stuff you could give for somebody who wants to be a comedian? i swear when i'm rich and famous i'll give you credit for makin me famous.. thanks and keep doin what you do
hi chris. i really enjoyed looking at your well fitting jeans/crotchel area on the giant screens in hammond with joel mchale. thanks for the hilarious memories,and the fantastic crotch.....im serious
I saw a little girl, after being disciplined, stick her tongue out at her Dad & later said "I wasn't sticking my tongue out at you, I was trying to lick my face. "
Hey Chris - I saw your CCP a few weeks ago and was in tears the entire time. Very funny, man. I feel like I've been missing out, but I'm making up for it by spreading the word of Chris Porter to everyone I meet. Peace.
yo, i was stoned at my bros house babysitting his kid and saw your comedy central presents and it made it so worth it! you were funny as hell on LCS too, haha. peace dude, keep up the good work. this buds for you haha
You've made me laugh so hard one time I serious thought my head or something was going to explode. It's like I was insanely laughing and then you said another fantastic thing. Wow it was awesome! Thanks for that Chris Porter!
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