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Chris Porter
Chris Porter My other car is your mom's face

Male
30 years old
Hollywood, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/26/2009
Mood: rebellious Mood Image
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BioFunny? Yeah, I do that.
Websitechrisporterisfunny.com
InfluencesThe Black Crowes, Mitch Hedberg, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attell, Louis Black, Andi Porter, Brian Phillips, John Liddel, Kurt Brumbaugh, John Doelling, Scott Porter, Norm Dahlor, Led Zeppelin, Jeff Porter, Anthony Szpak...lots of people
TV ShowsLast Comic Standing 4, Last Comic Standing 5, Comedy Central Presens: Chris Porter, Comedy Central’s "Live at Gotham", and they kind of made fun of me on "The Soup". Does that count?

    Chris Porter's Interests
GeneralPLaying guitar, writing, listening to music, girls, pretty girls, ugly girls who can keep a secret.
MusicThe Black Crowes!!! Led Zeppellin, Allman Brothers, The Band, Ray LaMontagne, Galactic, Joe Cocker, Ray Charles, Bill Withers, Parliament, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, Elton John (pre-1980's), Prince, Kanye West, 2pac, any musical asrtist with the least bit of relevance...
TelevisionThe Simpsons, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, and any show that my friends are on.
BooksIshmael, The Story of B
HeroesMitch Hedberg, my Dad, and my uncles Jeff, Norm, and Tom. The Black Crowes.

     Chris Porter's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Kansas City
Body type:6' 5"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Cosmic Force
Income:Less than $30,000

   Chris Porter's Schools
De Soto High School
De Soto,Kansas
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
 

1993 to 1997


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Mal

Mallorie McKernan



Nov 2 2009 10:54 AM

Yes! I saw you in Long Beach with Joel McHale and have been a huge fan since. Now I live in Kansas City and found out you're here! See you Sunday!
Girl in green - and the Twiggy that dances nonstop

Girl in green - and the Twiggy that dances nonstop



Nov 2 2009 10:54 AM

Happy Halloween!!
TJ

Taylor Goodman



Oct 17 2009 6:02 PM

saw your stuff on comcast on demand it was awesome.
so how did you get started on your comedy?
Saucimus Maximus

Saucimus Maximus



Sep 17 2009 1:14 AM

hey get an effin tour section up on your page so i can go see you. you're fuckin hilarious
[delilah]

Judy Nails



Sep 12 2009 8:03 PM

Ur so hott!
Jacquelyn Burns Music!!!

Jacquelyn Burns Music!!!



Aug 29 2009 9:18 AM

:P
Stupid Flanders

Stupid Flanders



Aug 23 2009 6:55 PM

It was great meeting you last night. The jam session was awesome!!!

Veg
JR

JR Thomason



Aug 23 2009 6:55 PM

you're hilarious.
come to louisville, ky.
*Countrygirl*

Tracy Ocon



Aug 15 2009 10:58 PM

Hey Chris! Thanks for the add....I seen your stand-up comedy act on Comedy Central...OMG you are so fucking hilarious!!!! You def have a great talent!! Thanks for making me laugh....Good luck in your comedy career!!!! Have a great day!! Muah
Girl in green - and the Twiggy that dances nonstop

Girl in green - and the Twiggy that dances nonstop



Aug 15 2009 10:58 PM

Chris!
Speedracer

Speedracer



Jul 29 2009 2:25 AM

Can't wait to see you again, you were just here in B.R. not to long ago, but you need to come back!!! You rock the stage!!
Clay Harned

Clay Harned



Jul 29 2009 2:25 AM

I just caught your Comedy Central Presents the other night. Very funny stuff too, especially a couple beers deep. You need to come to Louisville to the Improv down on 4th Street Live (a grouping of about 12 bars right next to each other) It's a good venue.

Later brotha,

Clay H.
manda

manda



Jul 28 2009 6:54 AM

Heyo, so the other day I was smoking a bee zee and watching comedy central. I almost turned the channel 'cause the other comedian wasn't funny. Then you came on and enhanced my bowl smoking experience. Way to have a sense of humor :]
Sara

Sara Asbury



Jul 28 2009 4:42 AM

Hey,
I found on you Comedy Central and about pissed my pants from your stand up! awesome show, keep up the good work!! oh and you aren't ugly, lol, you're tooo cute :) hope to see some more stuff soon!
Sara
Jodie

Jodie Flandinette



Jul 20 2009 2:38 PM

well ac is right up our allies so do let me know when you're coming out this way- we'll be sure to come out. we'll even buy you a drink.. or smoke a jay with ya. whichever you so choose.
Jodie

Jodie Flandinette



Jul 18 2009 7:00 PM

You've got to hop a plane and come to Philly sir. I recently saw your special and even though I was seriously baked- I still knew that I was laughing my ass off because you were painfully hilarious. Good show.
Kimi

Kimi



Jul 10 2009 8:34 PM

Hey Chris, just saw that we are "myspace friends" now.
I'm HAPPY! : ) K.
REVEAL

Travis Swanson



Jul 6 2009 6:23 PM



Try to make it to Mosaic Thursday night if you can.
♥✄♥Ms. Monica♥✄♥

♥✄♥Ms. Monica♥✄♥



Jul 4 2009 9:20 PM

i would be a virgin too if every time i showered i ripped off my epidermis...lmao you are soooo friggin hilarious!!! Where can i buy a dvd of your stand up??
Mark Slaughter

Mark Slaughter



Jun 27 2009 6:18 PM

Thanks for your friendship and support! Hope all is rockin' in your world!

Have a blessed week,
Mark
♥ shannon ♥

♥ shannon ♥



Jun 21 2009 2:36 AM

It was great seeing you in the Manchester mall again!! Enjoy the Fairfield and the food court.
Jimmy

Jimmy Moriarty



May 27 2009 5:40 AM

can you please come to mass?!?!
Phil

Phil Jaffe



May 27 2009 1:38 AM

thanks bro. and how'd you get your start? other than lcs?
Phil

Phil Jaffe



May 25 2009 1:48 PM

yo dude love your shit but i was wonderin what kind of advice type stuff you could give for somebody who wants to be a comedian? i swear when i'm rich and famous i'll give you credit for makin me famous.. thanks and keep doin what you do
Jayson

Jayson



May 22 2009 11:50 AM

Thanks for the Add Chris...hope to see you up the road somewhere...God Bless
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