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Mr Roberts
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forced to defect to facebook like everyone else
Male
102 years old
London
United Kingdom
Last Login: 12/19/2009
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Mr Roberts's Interests
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| General | Mermaids | | Music | Bowie; Dexys Midnight Runners; Al Green; Grinderman; Feist; Arcade Fire; Lewis Furey; Walker Brothers; Scott Walker; Kate Bush; Joni Mitchell; "More Than A Woman" by The Bee Gees but not by Tavares; "Sister Ray" by The Velvets; "Cruisin'" by Smokey Robinson; The Delfonics; Bowie; Elvis; Lavender Diamond; David Sylvian; Joan As Police Woman; The Long Blondes; The Czars; Mercury Rev; Julie London; Jack; Angus and Julia Stone; The Killers despite y'know; The Blue Nile; Mary Margaret O'Hara; The Partridge Family; Banshees circa "Juju"; "Metaphorically Yours" by Sir Ed Harcourt; I Am Kloot; Bowie; T.Rex; Iggy; Roxy Music; Comsat Angels; The Sound; Elbow; Supertramp; 10CC; Luna; Loney, Dear; The National; Bat for Lashes; Bowie; "Couldn't Love You More" by John Martyn; "Love Is Here And Now You're Gone" by The Supremes; "Pretty Vacant"; The Carpenters | | Movies | Catpeople 2046 Atonement Control Art School Confidential Black Snake Moan Dogville Adaptation Talk Radio Manon 70 Bitter Moon The Man Who Fell To Earth The Prestige Babel The Departed Jules Et Jim Fight Club Fat City Roger Dodger Carlito's Way Mulholland Drive Powell and Pressburger L'Atalante Sin City Betty Blue Pierrot Le Fou Crash (the Cronenberg one) In The Mood For Love Ghostworld Belle de Jour Velvet Goldmine Walkabout Closer Young Adam My Summer Of Love Last Resort Beautiful Girls Robinson In Space Secretary 2 ou 3 Choses que je sais d'elle Swingers Anchorman One From The Heart Wings Of Desire Amelie Scandal The End Of The Affair Vertigo Rear Window Last Tango Simple Men La Lectrice Death In A French Garden I Want You The Hairdresser's Husband Ellie Parker United 93 Little Miss Sunshine Last Orders | | Television | American Dad Family Guy The Shield Studio 60 on Sunset Strip Nip/Tuck Buffy & Angel Dirt Spooks Saxondale Smack The Pony Six Feet Under NYPD Blue 24 The West Wing Married With Children Letterman Larry Sanders Show "Bailey On Warhol" Anything I'm on | | Books | UNDER MILK WOOD Larkin Mailer Miller Houellebecq Fitzgerald ALL THE USUAL DEAD WHITE MALES Baudelaire WB Yeats Dorothy Parker Sam Shepard Lorrie Moore C Palahniuk Donald Barthelme Daniel Clowes Bret Easton Ellis AM Homes De Lillo TC Boyle George Saunders TS Eliot Brian Patten Louis MacNeice Steve Erickson Walter Mosley Tennessee Williams | | Heroes | Low |
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Mr Roberts's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Hometown: | Nowhere in the middle of somewhere | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Occupation: | Unicorn wrangler |
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About me:
This world was never meant for one as beautiful as me. Born in Chad to Isthmian refugees I was plucked from obscurity in April 1976 to front the David Cassidy tribute band Could It Be Forever. Shortly after this I invented hazelnut yoghurt. Newly rich, I embarked on a series of impetuous stormy marriages, chiefly to raven-haired flamenco dancers, resulting in penury and 15 lovely children, of whom the eldest, Aesop, is now an Oscar-winning submariner. Fenella, 3, is a barrister.
I promptly bounced back with the best-selling self-help book How To Get Up Of A Morning, soon to be a major motion picture starring Muffin the Mule and HR Pufnstuf. Tagline: "You think it's easy. That's because you're simple". After this I attempted to impress Winona Ryder by declaring war on Norway but they weren't having it and neither was she. Then I declared war on China but lost due to insufficient overcoats and difficulties with the language. In my leisure time I stare at a massive TV. One day I will switch it on. Dark and enigmatic, with no sense of humour, I own four penguins; they roam the grounds making a sound a bit like this: "Pheeeep".
SEE also: SCALALAND My Space
..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
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