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Chris Palmieri
Stand-Up / Improv / Comedic Writers
Chris Palmieri http://youtube.com/ChrisPalmieri

Male
19 years old
New York, NY
United States



Last Login: 11/26/2009
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My Youtube
youtube.com/ChrisPalmieri


My Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=580593044&ref=profile




My name is Chris Palmieri. I'm an actor, comedian, writer, director and filmmaker. I've been performing since 2004. I'm currently living and going to school in New York City. I don't use myspace much anymore. So, if you want to see my work, go to my youtube, and if you'd like to talk to me, go to my facebook.

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Websiteyoutube.com/ChrisPalmieri
InfluencesJerry Seinfeld, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Michael Richards, Christopher Lloyd, Tim and Eric, Larry David, Flight of the Conchords, The Comedians of Comedy, Martin Scorsese, Andy Kaufman and others.
MembersChris Palmieri-Comedian, Actor, Writer, Director, Improv Comedian
TV ShowsJust some cable stuff so far.

..Plays..

Thor Waldgrave in "The Nerd" by Larry Shue....(2005)

Coach Snout Frazzle in "You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Warewolf"....(2005)

Louie Fan in "The Butler Did It" by Tim Kelly....(2006)

Proffesor Bidwell in "The Lady Pirates of Captain Bree"....(2006)

Samuel Scotts in "The Boss, The Beef And The Broken Lamp" by Chris Palmieri (me) and Alex Pollara....(2006)

Liutenant Fluke in "Flapper" by Tim Kelly.....(2007)

Buckminster Fuller in "Godspell" by John-Michael Tebelak.....(2007)

Swampy in "Kokonut Capers" by Tim Kelly.....(2008)

FilmsI've made many short films and video which you can see via my youtube (link above). I've also appeared in or collaborated on other shorts that are floating around the internet on youtube and newgrounds and stuff. Nothing major though.

    Chris Palmieri's Interests
GeneralAs well as stand- up, acting, writing and improv, I also dabble in music a bit, playing accordion and keyboard. I enjoy going to the movies, television, music, hanging out with friends, eating, sleeping, fish keeping, dressing snazzy.
MusicI'm honestly not a huge music buff. I'm really more into styles of music as I am usually listening to instrumental pieces to use in movies. I'm a big fan of jazz in that respect. I listen to whatever comes to me. I appreciate a lot of artists in various genres but by far my favorite musician is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
MoviesFAR TOO MANY!
TelevisionSeinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Tom Goes to the Mayor, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Everybody Love Raymond, Friends, Roseanne, Law and Order SVU
BooksSeinfeld: Seinlanguage, Frankenstein, Animal Farm, The Giver, The Diary of Ann Frank, Saving Face, Pictures in the Dark, The Guinness Book of World Records, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Catcher in the Rye, Born Standing Up, The Lovely Bones, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, World War Z.
HeroesMy Grandfather, everyone in my "influences" section and many others....

Groups: DELBERT ENTERTAINMENTNYC Underground Comedy FestSussex Tech GroupChris Palmieri's Totally Awesome GroupNew York ComediansComedians of MySpaceYoung Comedians of MyspaceKnoxs Korner OFFICIAL group

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     Chris Palmieri's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Montague
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Comedian/ Actor/ Writer
Income:Less than $30,000

   Chris Palmieri's Companies
Chrispy Productions
Montague, New Jersey US
Creator/Actor/Director/Writer/Producer
Main Division

2006-Present
The Upper Room Playhouse
Port Jervis, NY US
Actor, Writer, Director, Producer

2005-Present
CK Photography
Byram, New Jersey US
Photographer/Photography Assistant /Accountant

2005-Present
Jerry's Video
Netcong, New Jersey US
Audio Visual Technology/ Customer Service
Main

2005-Present
Knoxs Korner
Shertz, Texas US
Website Forum Moderator

2007-Present


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I'm an actor, comedian, writer, director and film maker. I am based in New York City where I am currently going to school and trying to start up my career. Go to my youtube to see my short films and videos and my facebook to talk to me because I don't go here much anymore.

AOL Instant Messenger: DarkAccordionist

Email: cpalmieri90@yahoo.com

Who I'd like to meet:
People.

   Chris Palmieri's Friend Space (Top 23)
Chris Palmieri has 991 friends.
 Désirée 


 Alex 


 Anthony 


 Collector Brad 


 ~Kerri~ 


 Brad (defeating the purpose) 


 Melissa Ann. 


 Abandoned Interstate [NEW SONG!!!!!!!!!] 


 Dom 


 Robert Benfer 


 My Kind Of Flash 


 dolly<3 


 Whose yo Bro 


 Not-So-Mega-Man 


 Jason 


 dana marie♥ 


 Casto 


 C-Jab Online Radio 


 Anthony Rogers (FILM) 


 Rutty [VM] 


 Bloody Nose Inc. 


 Torysaurus Rex!!!!!! 


 Chrispy Productions 





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Logan Tha Wolverine (NEW VIDEO)

Logan Tha Wolverine (NEW VIDEO)



Oct 10 2009 11:18 PM




~Kerri~

Kerri palmieri



Oct 10 2009 11:18 PM

I didnt know if you still used your myspace, so I was just checkin it out. You have one huge list of films, lol.
Can't wait to see you tomorrow! We are all looking forward to it! I love you. Stay safe. xoxoxo
LAFF OR DIE PRODUCTIONS

LAFF OR DIE PRODUCTIONS



Aug 8 2009 9:21 PM

Hey we have some new videos up give them a watch and help us out by giving them a thumbs up and vote them to the homepage!!!


MACGYVER NUTSHOT
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/macgyver-nutshot-764698.html

BOWLING BALL NUTSHOT
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/bowling-ball-nutshot-764690.html
Elijah

Elijah



Mar 20 2009 6:10 AM

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Elijah

Elijah



Mar 10 2009 1:24 PM

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Not-So-Mega-Man

David Mott



Mar 6 2009 10:19 PM

CHIRS!
Dude, haven't commented in forever.
How's that acting thing going?
www.StageBuddy.com

www.StageBuddy.com



Mar 8 2009 1:12 AM


As always, we at StageBuddy would like to invite you to our FREE StageBuddy Live show: a mix of Theatre, Comedy & Music, along with Prizes & Giveaways!
Every Saturday 6-7pm in Times Square & now join us afterwards for our open mic!

We'd love to see you there!
AnthonyHord

AnthonyHord



Feb 9 2009 3:44 PM

STacY

STacY



Dec 21 2008 10:20 PM

welcome home kiddo!!
Anthony

Anthony ROgers



Nov 28 2008 9:30 PM

Hey buddy

we need to talk more

and are you able to fly out here dis winter?

I WANNA MEET YOU IN PERSON SO WE CAN SEX, BITCH
STacY

STacY



Nov 27 2008 1:55 PM

WELCOME home Chris! enjoy ur stay! LOL
HI I'M BELLA AND THIS IS MY MYSPACE.

Bella Song Mazzetti



Nov 22 2008 10:35 PM

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BRO FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT​ A BRO
~Kerri~

Kerri palmieri



Nov 22 2008 10:55 AM

...Hey Buddy! I know yu don't get on here too much anymore, but I'm killing time before work, so thought I'd say hey.
Sure wish yu were here to help with this job, but I'm glad yur there too:) Anyway, can't wait to see yu this week! Love and Miss yu tons! xoxoxoxoxoxo
~Kerri~

Kerri palmieri



Oct 27 2008 10:57 AM

Hey Buddy! Had a great time with yu on Sunday! I miss yu here but I'm so happy that yur doing to well there! I'm thinking of coming back in ..o see the big Christmas tree, yu interested?? :) xoxoxoxo
dolly<3

dolly<3



Oct 17 2008 6:23 PM

i miss you.
A LOT.

please come home :(
~Kerri~

Kerri palmieri



Oct 17 2008 10:08 AM

...well, this is the first morning without you at home, and I miss you already! BUT, I am so proud of you, and so excited for you!! I hope you absolutely love it there and have the time of your life and I hope all your hopes and dreams come true!! I love you Buddy!! xoxoxo
STacY

STacY



Oct 15 2008 11:37 PM

Good luck tomorrow!!! Enjoy every minute of the ride and take in every experience and savor it....OH and don't leave ur shampoo in the shower =O LOL!
PEACE & LOVE

Donna Annese-Mulvaney



Oct 15 2008 11:32 PM

Wanted to wish you the best of LUCK at school...Your getting a great experience...Enjoy Do well as we all know you will! Good Luck!
Anthony

Anthony ROgers



Oct 8 2008 5:38 AM

Want some love?

here it is!

<3
Robert Benfer

Robert Benfer



Oct 3 2008 1:21 PM

your girlfriend is in danger...



because shes dating a BEAST

MEEOOOWWW ;D
Casto

Casto



Sep 24 2008 3:11 PM

hows college... everything and more i hope? XD
ZACHARIAS

Zacharias Holmes



Sep 22 2008 2:17 AM

this isnt my usual type of videos but im going to make lots of money off the dvd!!!


dolly<3

dolly<3



Sep 6 2008 5:45 PM

hmm i haven't left my baby a comment in FOREVERRRR! hahaa :)

well i love you & you're the bestest!!

..i want something from the chris palmieri store! lol :P
<333
Motivational Funnyman D'Andre Siggas

Motivational Funnyman D'Andre Siggas



Sep 1 2008 11:47 PM

Hey, this is a video of me catching a REAL LIFE PEDOPHILE. Everything is real, he even tries to run me over! If you like it Please spread it around.

!Comedian Collin Williams (add me)

!Comedian Collin Williams (add me)



Aug 21 2008 2:38 AM

Could you do me a big favor? I was nominated for the 2008 Utah comedian of the year award
If you would go to http://www. slweekly. com/?s=1078 and vote for me (and also the improv group i work with called off the wall) it would mean so much.
Also i know it's asking a lot but if you could get your friends to vote for me too it would help a lot I'm up against some intense competition.

Thank you so much for your help

P.S. if you want to watch a video of my stuff before you vote so you know what you're voting for you can go to http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=SPiHAfGazkA

Peace and Love
Collin
http://www. myspace. com/comiccollin
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