chris
Christopher swanger
Christopher swanger Rock

Male
38 years old
Funkytown, California
United States



Last Login: 8/29/2009
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    chris's Interests
GeneralPhotoshop mutha Fu*kas....Although lately I have been into Video Production(Final Cut Pro, Etc.) I think Im gunna start doing videos for bands that can include 3d graphics and totally pro production for pennies on the dollar, just to screw the big companies ripping off these upcoming bands.

Music5 Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, Saliva, Foo Fighters, The Cult, Velvet Revolver, Guns N Roses, STP, Janes Addiction, She Died, Motley Crue, Nirvana, Social Distortion, Willie Nelson, Lit, MCR, HDR, and more, but im tired of typing.
MoviesSpinal Tap, Fast Times, Legend, Old School, Star Wars (all of them, even though anikins character sucked in part 3....),more too, im just sick of typing now.
TelevisionLost, Kitchen Nightmares, Family Guy, maybe some Sci-Fi Channel, but mostly Xbox 360- i like shooting things...
Bookswho reads books? boring. Maybe a guitar world mag or a revolver now and then, or even a photoshop tutorial or tip book. Reading is gay
HeroesMy mom, who is an amazing woman...

Gotta love spiderman though.







Groups: put me in a pump5 video

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     chris's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lexington, Kentucky
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Graphic wizard/Video/graphics/tattoos
Income:$100,000 to $150,000

   chris's Schools
Westwood College Of Technology-Lai
Upland,California
Graduated: 2003
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Visual Communications
Minor: Graphic Design/Multimedia
Clubs: Alpha Beta Kappa Honors Society
Greek:   Alpha Beta Kappa

2000 to 2003
Glendora High
Glendora,California
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1987 to 1990

   chris's Networking
Marketing - Advertising/PR - Art Director


   chris's Companies
Fox Sports
Los Angeles, CA US
graphic designer/photo editor
web/graphics

2004-2005
Switchmusic.com, Inc.
La Mirada, CA US
Art Director/Marketing Manager/Artist Relations
Graphics/Marketing

2004-2006
Nickelodean
Los Angeles, CA US
Graphic Artist - Spongebob,rugrats, and the thornb
Nick Toons

2002-2004
Kellogs
Los Angeles, CA US
Contract Design
design

contract-all the time
ZZYZX SNAP JACK
La Mirada, CA US
Artist Relations Manager/ Art Director

Currently
BarnieVision, LTD
www.barnievision.com, CA US
Owner/Editing Manager/Special Effects
Videography

Jan 2007-currently
I Shoot Pros
www.ishootpros.com, Anywhere US
Owner/Photographer/Graphic God
Best of the Best

I own it



chris says...There are 2 types of men in this world... Men who RUN shit (Thats me) - and men who EAT shit (thats you) Posted at 8:51 PM Dec 11, 2008
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chris has 347 friends.
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This-use.to Be-a.funhouse



Sep 20 2009 12:45 PM


Check out my page
http://www.wholikesu.net/photos/3364196.html?b=4&w=46




Let me know if you like me YES or NO
http://www.wholikesu.net/photos/3364196.html?b=4&w=46

Andre

Andre



Aug 29 2009 3:11 AM

From indiana with love, fucker! Keep in touch. Just because i moved does not mean that you don't still owe me the world. Find me a band damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♠Richie C!♠|G*H*E|♠

Richie Fucking C



Aug 29 2009 12:58 AM

ayy whats g chriss!?

how have you guys been!!

your profile's siick by the way..

if i didnt know better, id think you made your profile yourself!  ahahahaa
Skitch Synthetik

Skitch Synthetik



Aug 1 2009 2:36 AM

Bitch, betta give me my money!
Dimitri Fremont

Dimitri Fremont



Jun 25 2009 3:56 PM

Hey, I put a couple new songs up and some new photos up, if you got time, it would be great if you could take a look let me know what you think. Thanks
Melissa

Melissa



Jun 17 2009 10:37 PM

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Hey chris, I am sending you a Russian Spring Punch.


Send me a drink back!

LOCKJAW

LOCKJAW



May 24 2009 11:28 PM

hey chris whats up brother... hope you had a good vacation.... we all need it from time to time you know... hope to see ya all again real soon at snapjack... the wireless cable is workin out great man... i love it...

lockjaw..
Adam Dashwood

Adam Dashwood



May 14 2009 1:24 AM

damn i was thinking right now and we are fresh out!

actually i have probably 2 BT's for us, should i cruise?
Black Market Jew

Black Market Jew



May 14 2009 1:19 AM

That's right motherfucker! Black Market Jew kicks your fucking ass!
Adam Dashwood

Adam Dashwood



May 10 2009 10:26 PM

heres a brand new banner to promote on your page!

Photobucket
Big Toe

Big Toe



May 10 2009 7:06 AM


Photobucket - Video and Image Hcenosting



You can buy Big Toe Music @ www.bigtoerocks.com
MADCOAL

MADCOAL



May 8 2009 7:04 AM

YO!! wassbeen up w/ ya? Been workin my ass of here . Stay in touch.
Divide the Day

Divide the Day



May 7 2009 2:16 AM

notice how i added your photo credit on the header pic? i originaly forgot! hahah
Adam Dashwood

Adam Dashwood



May 7 2009 2:12 AM

you should come hit the binger
Skitch Synthetik

Skitch Synthetik



Apr 13 2009 9:04 PM

WASH YOUR SNATCH!
Melissa

Melissa



Apr 9 2009 11:37 PM

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Hey chris, I am sending you a Miller Lite.



Send me a drink back!

yanez

Bill Fitzgerald



Apr 1 2009 4:46 PM

What's up you creeep ?? I'm looking for hits in the old inbox..what i'm finding is nothing !! why did the other creepface say you were "a waste o.. talent " ?? What did I miss ? I STILL don't have your # !!
Big Toe

Big Toe



Mar 24 2009 8:39 AM

Big Toe rocks San Diego IndieFest next Saturday!

When:
Saturday, March 28, 2009 @ 12.
30 pm

Where:
San Diego IndieFest V
Green Stage@29th and University Ave.

San Diege
92104

Description:
San Diego IndieFest V 03.28.2009 - 11.00 am to 02.00 am.

8 Stages, 85 Artists, all ages


Since MySpace Events are down since last Thursday visit us on MySpace or www.bigtoerocks.com
for more details


Photobucket..

Come and rock with us!

~ Big Toe ~
Elizabeth Ashley (Twitter.com/ElizabethRocks)

Elizabeth Ashley



Mar 10 2009 10:30 PM

Woop Woop
♥LuvBugAry♥

Adriana Kennedy



Feb 25 2009 8:18 AM

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Hey chris, I am sending you a Mojito.



Send me a drink back!

yanez

Bill Fitzgerald



Feb 13 2009 5:56 AM

I hear your getting your old drummer back..wilson, is there any truth to this rumor?
♠Richie C!♠|G*H*E|♠

Richie Fucking C



Feb 3 2009 1:32 AM

chriss!
whats up dude!
ay is it chillif i hit you guys up tonight?
Joyce and Tony

Joyce and Tony



Jan 21 2009 2:50 AM

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You...

Your truly one of the greatest....Thank You Again for everything,,,


Tony & Joyce
Joyce and Tony

Joyce and Tony



Jan 21 2009 12:18 AM

Joyce and Tony

Joyce and Tony



Jan 21 2009 12:16 AM

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