Chris

www.myspace.com/christheduck

www.Haynerfide.com

  • Chris E. Hayner

  • 27 / Male
  • Madison, Wisconsin, US
  • Last Login: 11/17/2009

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Stockton, California
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 6' 4"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Self-Made Rock Star and Heart Breaker.
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Companies

  • KAPU 104.7 FM

    • Azusa, California US
    • Webmaster, Assistant Program Director, GM
    2000-2004
  • Clear Channel Broadcasting

    • Los Angeles, California US
    • Morning Show/Promotions Intern
    1/2004-5/2004
  • Azusa Pacific University - UMCM/UR

    • Azusa, California US
    • HTML Marketing Intern, Freelance HTML Editor
    9/2000-6/2006
  • Salem Communications

    • Glendale, California US
    • Continuity Coordinator
    5/2004-8/2007
  • Clear Channel Broadcasting

    • Modesto, California US
    • Traffic Director
    8/2007 - 4/2009

Schools

  • Azusa Pacific University

    • Azusa, CALIFORNIA
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Communication/Media Studies
    • Clubs: KAPU for life.
    2000 to 2004
  • Stagg Senior High

    • Stockton, CALIFORNIA
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: General Nonsense
    • Clubs: Didn't do a damn thing but hang out with my people. Many of which didn't go to Stagg, a few of which did.
    1996 to 2000

Latest Blog Entries

Interests

  • General

    ..Music, movies, books. I really dig media of all kinds. Taking long pointless drives to wherever I've never been is great. Getting lost is a bonus!..
  • Music

    Blues Traveler, Vigilantes of Love, U2, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Beach Boys, Shiny Toy Guns, Peter Frampton, The Benjamin Gate, dc Talk, Pete Stewart and the Plastic Saviors, Sneaker Pimps, etc. I also am a daily listener to the Adam Carolla Show.
  • Movies

    Swing Kids, Vanilla Sky, Ninja Turtles, Batman Begins, Good Morning Vietnam, Back to the Future, Mighty Ducks, Chasing Amy, Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Almost Famous, V For Vendetta, The Big Sleep, Scream, Wayne's World, Empire Records, Twister, Iron Max, The Incredible Hulk, Get Smart, Man on the Moon, Garden State, Chick Flicks, Cry-Baby, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Edward Scissorhands, High Fidelity, American History X, Zombie Movies, The Goonies, Dick Tracy, The Hammer
  • Television

    Sports Night, The Office, Firefly, Roseanne, Veronica Mars, Degrassi, Hell's Kitchen/Kitchen Nightmares, The Sarah Silverman Program, Titus, Ninja Turtles, Mickey Mouse Club, Duck Tales, Reaper, Jericho, Gossip Girl, Project Runway, So You Think You Can Dance
  • Books

    Non-Fiction, mostly.
  • Heroes

    Batman.

Blurbs

About me:

I'm a street magician who gets by on good looks and charm. Are you charmed, yet?

Who I'd like to meet:

Who WOULDN'T I like to meet?

Comments

Displaying 25 of 1024 comments
  • d

    Oct 22 2009 12:35 PM

    I think it just might.  And this time, as a courtesy to you, I will keep my pants on.
  • d

    Oct 19 2009 6:50 AM

    Vegas.  You say when.
  • Aug 5 2009 4:23 AM

    Hey Chris,
    Just wanted to say Hi and see how your trip went? *Hugz* Lo
  • Jun 29 2009 7:02 PM

    I am a super dork.
  • Jun 8 2009 2:30 AM

    Ur not my favorite anymore!!!=(
  • Jun 6 2009 8:34 PM

    I heard though the grape vine ur moving, is it true? =(
  • Jun 6 2009 5:24 AM

    U changed ur background! What ur unemployed butt aint got nothing better 2 do? I still havent watched that movie maybe this weekend I will.
  • Apr 29 2009 8:58 AM

    Untrue.
    Where did you get your Matrix movies with Neo Bust From?
    HUH?
    :)
  • Apr 19 2009 7:08 AM

    Santa Cruz. Next Sat.
    U There?
  • Mar 17 2009 4:11 AM

    Dear chris you did a lot of blogging back in september but since then you have kinda sucked it.


    from me.
  • Mar 13 2009 9:23 PM

    Chris,

    We are ever so grateful for your
    journey down our winding road of rock.

    ~Suzanne and Ben

    ps. If you feel like spreading the rock a little
    further today, go to
    http://www. vh1. com/shows/series/top_20_countdown/vote. jhtml
    and vote for our Little Toy Gun video as many times
    as you feel we are worthy....
  • Mar 8 2009 4:06 AM

    You are always online dont you have better things to do? =)
  • Mar 7 2009 5:32 AM

    I got a gift for you. Next time your in town come by & get it.
    See ya soon!?!
  • Mar 3 2009 4:39 AM

    What do you mean " What the hell"?? Wtf?!?
  • Mar 1 2009 5:30 AM

    I own you, your my pet now! Ha Ha!
  • Feb 28 2009 6:07 AM

    hay bubba u should come visit more often!
  • Feb 26 2009 11:44 PM

    Going to be an awesome show !
    Photobucket
  • d

    Feb 16 2009 6:05 PM

    Not playing, LIVING!

    <#!!
  • Feb 7 2009 2:42 AM

    jeeeeello!
    Why so upset?
    What's with the cursing?
  • Feb 6 2009 5:19 PM

    really??? how sad! lol i do miss you guys...i should stop by one of these days when im in town...so hows life and everyone in the traffic department?
  • Dec 26 2008 10:28 PM

    Hey, happy belated birthday.
    Sorry, no access to a computer yesterday.
    Hope it was a merry christmas and a great birthday!
  • Dec 26 2008 1:01 AM

    Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas!!!

    Hope you're having an amazing day<33

    Love,
    Carah/Versant
  • Dec 25 2008 5:36 PM

    Happy birthday/Merry Christmas, brother!
  • Dec 24 2008 9:39 PM

  • Dec 24 2008 3:10 AM

    I'm ok. A bit stressed with work and stuff. But all in all I'm doing well.
    You? Move to Canadia yet?