About me: Myspace Cursors
Acting in film is my favorite thing in the world to do. Then I like to watch films. I love horror movies as well as old movies. I love my dog Jyggs. He acts with me in movies sometimes. He plays a dog. I think he has been type cast. Well...Um, I love working with Dante Tomaselli. He is a brilliant director. And I have a beautiful daughter and she has a vivid imagination. She would like to do horror films too. Thats it. ahahhaha. ha.
Who I'd like to meet: David Lynch, George Romero, Steven King, Rhonda, Gerry Garcia (not too soon),writers, actors, producers directors w/ a sense of style and humour, and a really good hair dresser.
Minons! We're about to release our biggest film yet, CockHammer, on July 17th! Fangoria GoreZone has the EXCLUSIVE new trailer! Check it out but be warned, it's decidedly NSFW:
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Minons! We're about to rlease our biggest film yet, CockHammer, on July 17th! Catch up on all the StrangeVille insanity with this Sweet deal! All 4 Feature Films from the Hack Movies catalog for just 25 bucks! Act now so you're not left in the dark when CockHammer ejaculates all over your big ugly face piece!
Welcome to Strangeville! Check out the Trailer for our new feature length movie Stiff Jobs, by far the sleaziest, most offensive movie in the Hack catalog Available for pre-order January 17th 2009!
Stiff Jobs trailer:
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Stiff Jobs Teaser:
"Stiff Jobs" is the story of two of the most ruthless hitmen in all of Strangeville, Wolfram and Windgate. What was to be a routine hit on a well to do gay pedophile with inclinations toward fat cuban boys, turns into murder, mayhem and all the perverted sexual nonsense Hack Movies is known for when our heros get themselves cunt deep in supernatural jizm, and come face to face with the forces of darkness!
And Check out the new Nixon and Hogan Video: "Nixon and Hogan in Butt Hash"!!!
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The lady reading this is beautiful, classy and strong, and I love her. Help her live her life to the fullest. Please promote her and cause her to excel above her expectations. Help her shine in the darkest places where it is impossible to love. Protect her at all times, lift her up when she needs you the most, and let her know when she walks with you, She will always be safe. Love you Sis!!!! Now you're on the clock!!!! In 9 minutes something will make you happy. ;-) But you have to tell 9 sisters you love them, including me. Go!!!
**Thanks for the add and your wonderful performances in "Horror", "Desecration" and "Satan's Playground". We look forward to more exciting performances from you in the near future!**
My Dearest Christie! Such a pleasure to be your MySpace Friend, too!!! I send you WARM wishes for MUCH continued success . . . and . . . HOPE we'll meet on-set, 'n soon, Doll! xxx Sweet Will-YUM & Co. ;o}
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f--- -ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.
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