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Christina Pazsitzky
Catch me Fridays at 7:30pm and 10pm on the E! Channel "Wildest TV Moments".

Female
18 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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Biowww.christinacomedy.com
Websitechristinacomedy.com
InfluencesBill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Bill Burr, Janeane Garofalo, Richard Pryor, Eddy Murphy, Bill Cosby, Sarah Silverman, Vicki the Robot, Pixies and the Velvet Underground.
Membersyou said "member".
TV ShowsLook for me on the upcoming E! Show Wildest TV Moments.
FilmsBert Kreischer: Advice to the Kids
Watch Bert Kreischer's Comedy Central Special This Sunday February 8th!!!
AlbumsBert Kreischer: The Party

    Christina Pazsitzky's Interests
GeneralSkipping, laughing, baking sweet treats, Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas, laughing at the Silverlake Walker, mocking foreigners, glitter, poo jokes, stealing candy bars, people watching on public transportation, the Pixies,playing with Tom Segura. Offending people and losing fans. Love reading hateful comments people write anonymously on youtube.
MusicHave I mentioned the Pixies? The Clash, Tom Waits, The Wu Tang Clan, Drop Nineteens, Modest Mouse, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Edith Piaf, Lily Allen, Joy Division, Digable Planets, Sonic Youth, Jay Z, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Dead Boys, Girls against Boys...any band with the word "boys". ANY current hip hop jams.
MoviesDocumentaries: Hated GG Allin and the Murder Junkies, Okie Noodling, Murder Ball, Grizzly Man, the 7 up series, King of Kong, Guys and Dolls, Stevie, the Slasher, and for fiction Movies: Fight Club, Rushmore, The Fox and the Hound, Vacation, European Vacation, Ghostbusters, Talladega Nights,Madea's Family Reunion. I love Tyler Perry. Idiocracy
TelevisionNo Reservations - I heart Anthony Bourdain so much. The Real World, Rob & Big, any competitive eating on ESPN, Hey Paula, Blowout was the best reality show ever and I miss it. Now I'm really into LOCKED UP ABROAD. Holy crap that's a great show.
BooksI'm a reader but I don't brag about it.
HeroesMom and Dad. Jay Z, he's a hustla, baby. Joey Chestnut, Howard Stern, Phyllis Diller, Mr. T and Kim Deal

     Christina Pazsitzky's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Serious Relationships
Orientation:Straight
Body type:8' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian / Malingerer
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Christina Pazsitzky's Schools
Oxford University
Oxford, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1997
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Philosophy
 

1996 to 1997
University Of San Francisco
San Francisco,California
Graduated: 1999
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Philosophy/ Being above it all.
Minor: Seriousness
 

1994 to 1999


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 10 2009 10:00P
E!’s Wildest TV Moments Hollywood CA
Jul 11 2009 4:00P
Backyard Party!! East LA CA
Jul 12 2009 8:00P
Hollywood Improv Hollywood CA
Jul 14 2009 8:00P
Irvine Improv Irvine CA
Jul 15 2009 8:00P
Ed Galvez Punk House! Santa Monica CA
Jul 16 2009 10:00P
Hollywood Improv Hollywood CA
Jul 17 2009 10:00P
E!’s Wildest TV Moments Hollywood CA
Jul 18 2009 8:00P
Hosting CFF Contest Orange CA
Jul 21 2009 8:00P
Coach House Pacific Palisades CA
Jul 24 2009 10:00P
E!’s Wildest TV Moments Hollywood CA
Jul 25 2009 8:00P
Hosting CFF Contest! Huntington BEach CA
Jul 28 2009 8:00P
Three of Clubs Hollywood CA
Aug 9 2009 7:00P
Aug. 9- 16 Military Tour Saudi Arabia
Aug 16 2009 7:00P
Aug 16-22 Military Tour - Djibouti
Aug 23 2009 7:00P
Aug. 23 - Sept. 1 TBA Military Tour
Sep 9 2009 8:30P
Crackers with Harland Williams Indianapolis IN
Sep 10 2009 8:30P
Crackers with Harland Williams Indianapolis IN
Sep 11 2009 8:30P
Crackers with Harland Williams Indianapolis IN
Sep 11 2009 10:30P
Crackers with Harland Williams Indianapolis IN
Sep 12 2009 8:30P
Crackers with Harland Williams Downtown IN
Sep 12 2009 10:30P
Crackers with Harland Williams Indianapolis IN
Sep 13 2009 8:00P
Crackers with Harland Williams Indianapolis IN
Mar 3 2010 8:00P
Stanford and Sons Kansas City KS
Mar 4 2010 8:00P
Stanford and Sons Kansas City KS
Mar 5 2010 8:00P
Stanford and Sons Kansas City KS
Mar 5 2010 10:00P
Stanford and Sons Kansas City KS
Mar 6 2010 8:00P
Stanford and Sons Kansas City KS
Mar 6 2010 10:00P
Stanford and Sons Kansas City KS
Mar 7 2010 8:00P
Stanford and Sons Kansas City KS

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   Christina Pazsitzky's Blurbs
About me:


I am a stand up comedian.

In college, I studied philosophy, which is still a love of mine. Mostly the French variety. I am on the E! show "TV's Wildest Moments" making all kinds of snarky comments and throwing stones from my glass house. Can't wait! Check me out as a talking head on Animal Planet's "The A-List".

Documentaries about any sort of odd behavior are great - Hated GG Allin and the Murder Junkies is my absolute favorite one. If you have any recommendations, please email me.

I won 2nd place in 2007's CALIFORNIA'S FUNNIEST FEMALE Contest - no really...look http://funniestfemale.com/2007/lineup.htm Once I did a reality show where I picked up actual Hitchikers. I had to choke a man to keep him from from kissing me.

You should check out www.livecomedyla.com. Brendan runs it, he's a comedy aficionado.

Puppies and dogs of any shape or form make me really happy.

I've always felt that sour candy is NEVER sour enough.

Competitive Eating is the only sport I pay attention to and I have high hopes for Joey Chestnut this year!

For the most part, I like the people in my family and I'm blessed with great friends. Mamasaymamasawmammawkoosaw.

There are really just 3 people I want to be friends with - Jay Z, Howard Stern and Kim Deal oh and Richard Branson. My love for the Pixies is embarrassing.

Here's a sketch April Macie and I did for a series on minimovie.com, a site where you can see the latest independent shorts. April and Christina: Office Politics
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Jun 15 2009 10:21 PM

thanks for add :) have a nice day.
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Jun 16 2009 3:12 PM

Watched you on E!, very funny! I also saw my boy Ron G, on there too!
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Jun 18 2009 7:44 AM

Happy B-Day.
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Jun 18 2009 1:00 PM

Happy Birthday Christina!!!
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Jun 18 2009 3:33 AM

Hi -



Happy Birthday, Baby



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Jun 18 2009 5:18 AM

Happy Birthday
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Jun 18 2009 3:03 PM

Happy Birthday my sweet friend!
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Jun 18 2009 5:12 PM

happy birthday Pezz
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Jun 18 2009 5:24 PM

Just showing love on your special day..Happy Birthday
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Jun 18 2009 6:36 PM

Happy birthday, girl!!
Hope today is a good one for you...
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Jun 18 2009 10:38 PM

have a GREAT BIRTHDAY birthday girl...keep on rockin'!!!
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Jun 19 2009 12:27 AM

Happy birthday christine hope all is very well with you and your loved ones long time no speak
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Jun 19 2009 3:29 AM

Happy Birthday Pretty Pezz, Have a great Birthday Week, hope all your dreams come true. Peace, Happiness & Prosperity Aways Be With You.
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Jun 19 2009 4:43 AM

Happy B-DAY! :]
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Jun 15 2009 6:03 PM

Hello my friend thenks for accepting my request!
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Jun 9 2009 12:56 PM

Hi and thank you very much for the Friendship :)

I wish you a wonderful and successful week!!

Greetings from Germany!!
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Jun 13 2009 6:28 PM




You are never given a wish without also
being given the power to make it come true!


Thanks for adding me as a friend. Embrace the beauty that is you.






The earth turns on its orbit for you.

The oceans ebb and flow for you.

The birds sing for you. The sun rises and it sets for you.

The stars come out for you.

Every beautiful thing you see,
every wondrous thing you experience,
is all there for you.

Take a look around. None of it can exist, without you.

No matter who you thought you were,
now you know the Truth of Who You Really Are.

You are the master of the Universe.

You are the heir to the kingdom.

You are the perfection of Life.

May the joy be with you.





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