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Christina Wagner
Acoustic / Indie / Crunk

Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it...



Jacksontucky/Tallanasty, Florida
United States

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Last Login:  11/23/2009
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Member Since10/8/2003
Band Websitethis is pretty much it
Band MembersJust me. And yes I play the guitar myself. I don't have some boy doing it for me so quit asking.
InfluencesCatpower, Denali, Azure Ray, Radiohead, Portishead, Norah Jones, Elliot Smith, Nick Drake, Jolie Holland, Lovedrug and Billie Holiday.
Friends:
Music you Need to Hear: The Labors of Sisyphus Gregory Michael Chris Garneau The Feverfew Brooks Tipton Chase Pagan The Album Leaf Park Avenue Music Art you Need to See: Brandon Dunlap Shaun Thurston
Sounds LikeTwo unicorns humping on a bed of roses...
Record Labelnone


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Oct 28 2009 8:00P
Jack Rabbits w/ Joey Cape, Jon Snodgrass & David Dondero Jacksonville, Florida
Oct 29 2009 8:00P
New World Brewery w/ David Dondero Tampa, Florida
Oct 30 2009 8:00P
Redlight Redlight w/ David Dondero Orlando, Florida

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   About Christina Wagner


I talk too much. I drink too much. I hate small talk. I love thunderstorms. I love my family. My mother is my idol; my father is my hero. Rachmoninoff is the reason I started playing piano. The day I heard Portishead I started singing. The day I heard Radiohead I wrote my first song. I picked up a guitar out of boredom one day. I've never trusted a man that didn't drink. I'm always late. My apartment smells of rich mahogany, I have many leatherbound books.
I will probably delete your stupid fucking banner, band photo, slutty picture or whatever bullshit you try to to post on my page. This is for my music, not yours. I don't put shit on your page, leave mine the fuck alone.

Orlando Weekly
5/17/2007
By Jason Ferguson and Bao Le-Huu

"Christina Wagner Through a semi-regular series of arresting performances in town, Wagner has gradually amassed more of a draw than in her hometown of Jacksonville. Pairing a whiskeyed sensibility with a smoky voice that echoes some of the female jazz greats, this songbird pushes her acoustic act far beyond coffeehouse banality and into Spanish and country music territory. Look for her to prove once again that she owns the singer/songwriter category. (9 p.m. at Vintage)"

5/24/2007
By Bao Lee-Huu

"In this year’s bad column is talented Jacksonville chanteuse Christina Wagner, not because her performance was flawed but because this was by far the worst setting for her yet. It wasn’t the logistics of Vintage as a venue but rather the gathering of unbelievably inconsiderate bar people whose elevated talking volume only managed to trumpet their patently low IQ. Props to her for actually saying, “Shut the fuck up.” Despite such indignities, not to mention sharing the bill with the kind of bed-wetters that have been tarnishing acoustic music for as long as rubber sheets have been around, it was obvious there was a heightened degree of support for and interest in her by the number of serious listeners who showed up just before she went on."

Best of Orlando 2007
7/19/2007
Best migrant worker
Christina Wagner
?www.myspace.com/christinawagner

"Christina Wagner’s combination of soft-spoken humility, infinite friendliness and unabashed, vocal disdain for assholes is what makes her an intriguing personality. What’s more notable is that, as an acoustic musician, she produces completely unique and genuinely heartfelt music in a milieu usually reserved for the predictable. Though she lives in Jacksonville, she plays here enough that we pretend she’s ours."

Ink 19 Music Magazine
3/7/2007
by Jen Cray

"As one half of dreamy indie-pop duo Azure Ray, Maria Taylor caught the attention of everyone from the average coffee shop worker to Bright Eyes' Conor Oberst. Now on the road supporting her second solo effort (Lynn Teeter Flower), the pretty and petite songwriter has a built-in audience who came out in strong numbers for a mid-week show at The Social. Not even viral infections and flu season could stop Taylor and her band from delivering the goods to the Orlando hopefuls. Walking into the venue halfway through Jacksonville vocalist Christina Wagner's opening set was surreal. How often have you walked into a bar and found the whole place silent and watching, with rapt attention, an unknown musician playing an acoustic guitar and singing softly? I had to whisper to the bartender to order my Amstel Light, and even that felt like an interruption. Wagner had a luscious voice that complemented her dreamy pop cover of Nancy Sinatra's "Bang Bang," but when she attempted to reach Mariah Carey notes on her final tune, her pretty vocal chords sounded strained. No one seemed to mind though, and when she was thanking the crowd and packing away her guitar the audience was asking for more and then flooding her with compliments when she exited the stage."

EU Magazine
2/15/07
By Jon Bosworth

"Christina Wagner is a very attractive woman. When you first meet her, it's her wit, style, and radiant smile that draw you in, but once you've heard her sing, you're hers forever. Christina and I used to work together at Rock & Roll Pizza and she was great at concocting strange and bizarre drinks after hours for the rest of the staff and myself, but I never learned to fully appreciate her songwriting ability until she performed at the Conmoto Trench Festival last year.
      The Burrito Gallery stage was floundering between "experimental" bands that were less music-oriented and more absurdist in nature. People were leaving as fast as they arrived and it seemed as though the weirdos at the beginning were going to scare off any potential patrons to the BG stage for most of the day. Then Christina Wagner swept in, followed by an enormous family. That gave me a sense of relief, but then when she played, everything with the festival was suddenly alright.
      Her voice is strong and smooth, not like the passive aggressive acoustic performers that usually crawl up on that lonely stool with an acoustic guitar and a mic. Whereas many female singer/songwriters rely on a voice that breaks intentionally, like Edie Brickell, or do the whole hippie-chick thing, Christina if easy-going and funny as she adjusts her microphone, and then instantly her music wraps around you and her sultry voice is earnest and deeply intoned.
      From the faint hint of her Spanish heritage in the way she strums her guitar to the rock edge to her insightful choruses, Christina is easily one of the best solo performers in the region, which is why she plays frequently in Orlando and Tampa, as well as Jacksonville. I called her up to ask her a few questions about being Christina Wagner."

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Theatre Breaks Loose (is playing KJs Jingle Jam!)

Theatre Breaks Loose (is playing KJs Jingle Jam!)



Oct 19 2009 9:07 PM

we love you!!! plain and simple! come talk to us!
Adonai(NEW LAYOUT UP)

Adonai(NEW LAYOUT UP)



Oct 21 2009 7:52 PM

Hey there. Whatcha up to?!
Trish

Trish



Oct 23 2009 5:02 PM

hope you have a great weekend! :)
xoxo
(DEAD) The Band Formerly Known as Prince

(DEAD) The Band Formerly Known as Prince



Sep 9 2009 1:18 AM

:)
20WT

20WT



Sep 10 2009 6:05 PM


Friday September 18th @ The Chameleon Club In Orange Park w/ Junkie Rush from Orlando.
PRISCILLA FAN SITE

PRISCILLA FAN SITE



Sep 19 2009 2:04 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD!
Gene Smilek (music) RECORDING!!!

Gene Smilek (music) RECORDING!!!



Sep 19 2009 2:43 AM

Hey there...whats up?


stevo

stevo



Sep 19 2009 6:36 AM

some bizzare
CoryTaylorCox (now on iTunes!)

CoryTaylorCox (now on iTunes!)



Sep 19 2009 8:05 PM

hey, check out the new tunes if you'd like :)
Return From Exile(NEW SONG UP NOW!!!)

Return From Exile(NEW SONG UP NOW!!!)



Sep 20 2009 10:08 PM

You have been EXILED!!
Vincent Black

Vincent Black



Sep 22 2009 8:40 PM

Pretty Please, With Sugar on Top!!!

Love Ya!!
20WT

20WT



Sep 15 2009 12:54 PM



STEELING THE MIC LIKE KAYNE SEPTEMBER 18TH @ THE CHAMELEON
Hollow Leg

Hollow Leg



Sep 16 2009 4:30 AM




Mason Adams Band

Mason Adams Band



Sep 17 2009 4:24 PM

Hey, have an awesome day. Cheers:)
M. Adams
Trish

Trish



Sep 17 2009 11:16 PM

just wanted to drop by and say hello! :)
How are you?
Denilyan

Denilyan



Sep 5 2009 10:53 PM

thanx 4 the
Silence The Ceremony

Silence The Ceremony



Aug 24 2009 1:22 AM

What's Up!
Trish

Trish



Aug 20 2009 7:35 PM

just dropped by to show some love!
xoxo
JugOrNot

JugOrNot



Aug 22 2009 5:36 AM

We back together for a show, come on out!



Daniel Mark Faller

Daniel Mark Faller



Aug 24 2009 9:24 PM

greetings from idaho
20WT

20WT



Aug 25 2009 2:44 PM

Come out and see us play Saturday @ Floyd's.
KINGS OF THE HIGHWAY

KINGS OF THE HIGHWAY



Aug 29 2009 2:37 PM

NEW TUNES UP NOW
THANX FOR THE SUPPORT
PEACE
Nat

Nat



Sep 1 2009 3:55 PM

Wags = hot bartender.
Fat Anderson (Needs Shows and a Bassist!)

Fat Anderson (Needs Shows and a Bassist!)



Sep 3 2009 12:12 AM

Hi
Zeke

Zeke



Sep 5 2009 12:00 PM

Im playing at Raglands from noon-8pm on sunday. You should swing by.
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