don't even start with me. Years ago -- back when I was fit to appear in pictures -- you couldn't be coaxed to appear in one on your own, nevermind with me. You knew the answer to that question already silly.
A rare owl not much bigger than a human fist was spotted for the first time in the wild in the Peruvian jungle last week. The bird with long, wispy feathers around its eyes was first discovered in 1976. Ornithologists believe only between 250 and 1,000 of the tiny animals, which occupy their own genus "Xenoglaux,' exist on the planet.