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Saturday - Beauty Bar Brooklyn - Djs Twig, Brenda + Co. + LIVE! SHINGOMANIA! 1 drummmaniac in 3 bands! THE RATS - BACK CC's Dual Record Release + Bon Voyage party for BABY SHAKES Euro Tour 09!!!
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Hey - how's it going!!! Just giving you a heads up that we're coming back to NYC. We're playing at the studio at WEBSTER HALL on Monday June 22nd! The concert is 19+ and FREE, but we'll also be playing some songs on acoustic before the show if you aren't old enough to get in and want to hang out. Our new album comes out the next day, so please try and make it out so you can pick up a copy, it'd mean the world to us! If you can't make the show, check out clips from the new songs here: www.hotspurmusic.com/pre-order
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