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Chrome Johnson
Rock / Rockabilly / Country

WE ROCK!




United States

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Last Login:  7/5/2009
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   Chrome Johnson: General Info
Member Since8/9/2005
Band Websitehttp://www.chromejohnson.com
Band MembersDanny Uzi - singer/guitarist/songwriter
Dana Miller - drums/singin'
Ben Pfieffer - bass/singin'
Johnathan Korty - piano/hammond organ/electric piano/harmonica/singin'
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jun 6 2009 7:00P
Private Party Nicasio
Jun 13 2009 8:00P
Peri’s Silver Dollar Saloon Fairfax, California
Jul 3 2009 9:30P
Peri’s Silver Dollar Saloon Fairfax, California
Aug 14 2009 8:00P
Mountain Winery Saratoga, California
Aug 15 2009 8:00P
Mountain Winery Saratoga, California
Sep 13 2009 4:00P
Rancho Nicasio Nicasio, California
Dec 31 2010 9:30P
Danny solo @19 Broadway fairfax

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Amanda Claire





Mar 28 2009 1:54 AM

Y'all need to make yo' way to the Mid-Atlantic area; Baltimore to be exact!
Jezabel





Jan 3 2009 9:18 PM

You Do Rock!!!! Loved seeing you @ the Rancho!!xoxo
Rene





Dec 26 2008 11:29 PM

Where is the Peri's you're playing Saturday??? Is it in San Francisco? If not, I'm going to have to catch you at my old "waterin' hole" in Fairfax!!! Thanks for the great music!!!
jeff





Dec 20 2008 3:38 PM

When is your next CD comin out? Can't wait!!!
mish





Dec 18 2008 10:35 PM

love you guys so much! come to Balt soon!

xoxoxoxoxoxox
THE STAR BOOTLEGGERS





Dec 9 2008 8:43 PM

Thanks for add !! Be Cool Cat..Be Cool....HARA THE LEGGERSMAN from FINLAND
Ma Damn





Aug 28 2008 9:38 PM

Vicki Rock Benefit
ONE EYE LOVE





Aug 18 2008 4:03 AM

thanx for adding me ... i use to see you at the 4th st. tavern ....come back
kooder (good music)





Aug 16 2008 12:25 AM

Here to say hello... and it is my pleasure to have you as a MySpace friend. :)

kooder
maggie





Aug 1 2008 3:18 AM

i need a fix of chrome johnson! soon! xo
W. Dire Wolff





Jul 12 2008 3:13 AM

hey; i stopped by to see what's going on with you. think peace.
wolff
Tracy





Jul 11 2008 7:50 PM

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Morgan Hastings





Jul 4 2008 11:52 PM

Yay! Supernatural Disaster! I'm gonna get that tattoo someday... Great hanging out with ya wingnut!
HoneyDust





Jun 10 2008 4:40 AM

What's Up Chrome Johnson!
Tracy





Jun 6 2008 7:21 PM

Looks like that last one got cut off.... Ain't that a pisser???
Here ya'll go...

Five Star Hangover
(*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is
actually annoying the employee who sits in the next
cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and
making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in
the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in
an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out.
Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your
tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest
idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your
bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a
fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a
rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater'
seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your @ss.
Death sounds pretty good right about now....

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
Tracy





Jun 5 2008 10:58 PM

One Star Hangover
(*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness.
You're able to function relatively well.
However, you are still parched. You
can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way.
For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover
(**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss.
You may look okay, but you have the mental
capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are
chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut,
which is still tossing around the fruity pancake
from the 3:00 A.M. Waffle House excursion.
There is some definite havoc being wreaked
upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover
(***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels like shi*. You are
definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks
by you gag because her perfume reminds you of
the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends
dared you to drink. Life would be better right now
if you were home in your bed watching Friends
reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of
water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you
haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover
(****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak
too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has
already lambasted you for being late and has given
you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice
clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only
shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it
looks like you put your make-up on while riding the
bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein,
and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in
perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shi*s you take
during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who
enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover
(*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is
actually annoying the employee who sits in the next
cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and
making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in
the corners of your mouth from brushing
Tracy





May 30 2008 7:15 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmm........
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maggie





May 25 2008 11:35 PM

i've said it before, but i gotta say it again...
your music makes me happy! love you guys!!!
Aces High Printing





Apr 18 2008 12:41 AM

Thanks for the add! Stuff sounds good.
Be sure to check out our blog/bulletins for our April sale!
Arann Harris and The Bluebellies





Apr 15 2008 9:00 PM

Come on down!

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Deborah





Apr 10 2008 2:15 AM

see ... I knew you had horns after all :)
HoneyDust





Apr 8 2008 7:31 AM

Hey Fuckers.
Wanna rock?
Murge


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Tracy





Mar 10 2008 3:28 PM

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Just Showin' some Love.... 8~)
Grungefest





Mar 4 2008 10:51 PM

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