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chuck norris
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69 years old
ryan, Oklahoma
United States
Last Login: 6/1/2007
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
Chuck Norris’s urine was the main ingredient for balco’s designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. | | Music | country and blues , i was also nominted for a BMI Music Television Award for Walker, Texas Ranger theme song, "Eyes of a Ranger".
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces |
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About me:
my name is chuck norris . i am a karate master and i have been seen on many movies and shows, You know me from my many action films such as "Missing In Action", and "The Hitman" as well as many others. I am well known for my hit TV series, "Walker, Texas Ranger". Since then, I have appeared in info-mercials with Christy Brinkley selling the Total Gym. A product that I use every day. Although I have retired from the small screen to a degree, I continue to make a commercials from time to time to promote products that I like. I am a real cool guy and i love to work out. Now adays i make fitness videos and work with the youth..my favorite food is HOT-POCKETS!!!!
the chuck norris aim is - chucknorris310r - so go ahead and message me anytime....
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