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2006 NCAA Cross Country. Last meet of my career.


Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed...Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must out-run the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or the gazelle...when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
-- Serengeti Proverb

Tell me I can't. I don't hear you.
--Nike

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.

What Family Guy Character are you?

Peter
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

The Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color::	blue baby
Hair Color::	light brown
Height::	6' 3"
Favorite Color::	that's kind of an odd question
Screen Name::	superchuckm007...i made it in like 6th grade
Favorite Band::	at mo sp he re
Favorite Movie::	right now Talladega Nights and V for Vendetta
Favorite Show::	Entourage
Your Car::	'05 Subaru WRX STi in Aspen White
Your Hometown::	c-springs
Your Present Town::	p-town
Your Crushes First Name::	"crushes" are for middle school
Your Grade::	hold on...carry the one, add another four...17th
Your Style::	i'd say a "melting pot" of style...half baller, half prep, half retro, half professional
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?:	yes sir
Kissed someone in the rain?:	maybe while it was raining, but not in the rain
Danced in a public place?:	oh i get my groove on regularly
Smiled for no reason?:	absolutely...smiling is good for you
Laughed so hard you cried?:	on occasion
Peed your pants after age 8?:	(nervous laugh) ha...no. there's no way i would lie about that...seriously
Written a song?:	nope
Sang to someone for no reason?:	i'm not that musically inclined
Performed on a stage?:	yea sure
Talked to someone you don't know?:	quite often recently
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?:	of course
Made out in a theatre?:	wow that brings back some memories
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?:	i think once in high school
Been in love?:	that's a loaded question for a myspace survey
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?:	harry and deez
Tell you, I love you?:	my mom probably?
Tell you BYE?:	goiter
Write you a note?:	at our intern meetings we pass notes all day
Take your photo?:	pops
Call your cell phone?:	hargrave...ironic, isn't it
Buy you something?:	pops bought me a round of golf
Go with you to the movies?:	hogs, raff, and darby
Sing to you?:	c'mon, seriously?
Write a poem about you?:	see the above answer
Text message you?:	shawn
Touch you?:	in what way? ha, just kidding ;)
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?:	about 12 hours ago at the 'pecker stretcher'
Time you cried?:	why so depressing? i don't know
Movie you watched?:	collateral was on the other night
Joke you told?:	well i don't think i can put it on here
Song you've sang?:	'sound of vibration', atmosphere
Time you've looked at the clock?:	8:51a right now...ain't work fun
Drink you've had?:	a corona last night
Number you've dialed?:	hargrave...again, ironic
Book you've read?:	'super system 2'
Food you've eaten?:	a hot pocket...yes i'm living the dream
Flavor of gum chewed?:	extra spearmint
Shoes you've worn?:	dress shoes to work today...man my life is boring
Store you've been in?:	freddies
Thing you've said?:	"hey everybody...come see how good i look!"
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?:	not too well with the left
Whistle?:	of course
Blow a bubble?:	you know what i miss? big league chew. whatever happened to big league chew?
Roll your tounge in a circle?:	well that's a given
Cross your eyes?:	what possible use does this 'talent' have?
Touch your tounge to your nose?:	not quite
Dance?:	can i? yes. am i good? no. if there was one thing i could just be a straight baller in (besides sports), it would be dancing
Gleek?:	na
Stay up a whole night without sleep?:	i have...the day usually sucks though
Speak a different language?:	a little espanol
Impersonate someone?:	i quote movies a lot
Prank call people?:	man there a lot of things on here i used to do in middle school
Make a card pyramid?:	routinely
Cook anything?:	my culinary skills include grilled cheese, quesadillas, hot pockets, pasta, and eggos
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...:	balla, shot calla, 20-inch blades on the impala
I wish ...:	it were friday
So many people don't know that ...:	i am secretly in love with pat galos
I am ...:	portland's local B.A.M.F.
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