The Earl Of Rank
marc cram
Looking for a honeypot in which to dip my gorilla finger.

Male
38 years old
Prague/Atlanta/Florida
Czech Republic



Last Login: 7/12/2009
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    The Earl Of Rank's Interests
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MusicLightnin' Hopkins, Howlin' Wolf, Elmore James and Ralph Stanley
MoviesRoss McAlwee, Most Valuable Primate, Most Vertical Primate 2: Jack's Back and Most Extreme Primate, Hallelujah I'm A Bum! (Al Jolson's masterpiece lent to me by Shitty Bedford), Le Grande Buffet, Letters From Iwo Jima, John Waters, David Lynch, Alexandro Jodorowsky, Jan Svankmeyer, Russ Meyer, Khrystof Kyrzlowsky-- My Life As A Dog, Shakes The Clown, Crumb, Ghost World, Down By Law, The Taste Of Cherry (Abbas Kirostami), Amores Perros, A Room With A View (I can't help it), Raising Arizona, the "Fishing With John" series... uh, all the rest of that kind of stuff too. Also:.... The Chris Mess Movie Marathon! Including: Buffalo 66, Night On Earth, Willard, Dogtown and Z Boys, Laurel Canyon, Owning Mahoney, Blue, White and Red, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Wild At Heart, Reservior Dogs, Boogie Nights, Fargo, Blazing Saddles, Nuda V Brne (Bored In Brno), 24-hour Party People, Conspirators Of Pleasure, Living In Oblivion,... I can't remember the rest...
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BooksHenry Miller "The Air-Conditioned Nightmare," John Berryman "The Dream Songs," Bruce Campbell "If Chins Could Kill," Raymond Chandler "Killer In The Rain," Anthony Summers "Goddess: The Secret Lives Of Marilyn Monroe (high tripe content, but revelatory if yer into the ways the Kennedys related to Frank Sinatra)," Kieth Johnstone "Impro for Storytellers," John Irving "The World According To Garp," George Orwell "Down And Out In Paris And London," Irvine Welsh "Porno," Ivan Klima "Love and Garbage," Joseph Campbell "Hero With 1000 Faces," Baba Ram Dass "Be Here Now"
HeroesTom Waits, Tristan Tzara, Buckminster Fuller, Martin Luther, Thelonious Monk, d. boone, Arthur Cravan, Samuel Beckett, Garrison Kieler, Antonin Artaud, J.R. Dobbs, Pat Nixon, Hakim Bey, Nikola Tesla, Snoop Doggy Dogg, John Locke, Bill Hicks, Jaap Blonk, Bill Taft, Nielsen, Mr. Bill and Montgomery Clift.
You Are Ernie
Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times.

You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained

You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.

How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you!
Groups: Dad's Garage FamilyThe Center for Puppetry Arts

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     The Earl Of Rank's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dunnellon, FL
Body type:7' 10" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Native American
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Billy Ocean
Income:Less than $30,000

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Des Moines, Crack/Crystal Meth TM
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   The Earl Of Rank's Blurbs
About me:
I used to do theatre, dada and improv in Atlanta at a place called Dad's Garage. Now I'm in Prague doing music with a Tom Waits' Plaguarists' Society called Blue Valentines. The same band doing original music is called Trunk Show. Chudacek is a slightly different band what does my original material and a tasty selection of jump/mud blues. I'm also the guitarist for death/folk uber-legends The Czech'sass Taintsaw Massacre. And I'd like to sell you a car! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket This is me with my new Depression Era haircut: This is a video featuring a song called "Why Do You Do Me Like You Do" from a band I play with called The Sads:
Who I'd like to meet:
Jan Svankmayer and this guy, at the same time.



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captain knife





Jun 23 2009 3:39 PM

hey Earl,

it was great to play with you last weekend - hope we can repeat this soon...

greetings from vienna

captain knife
Bella C. ♥





Jun 4 2009 5:38 AM

Earl, are you on Facebook? You know how many Marc Crams are on there?
Noah





Feb 3 2009 8:00 PM

De pleasure she was all mines senor.

I hup dzu will come and make sweet beautiful love to us once again with your gritty but melodic American vocal stylings.

Every Monday we wait for you...
Clermont Lounge





Feb 2 2009 7:38 PM

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BLAQ MUMMY





Jan 30 2009 3:22 PM

Ankh! BLAQ MUMMY to support Navajo family punk band BLACK FIRE.

Rock Cafe, Prague. Feb. 28, 2009.
Rotknee





Jan 17 2009 1:51 AM

Waddup? Things are roolin round here. the kid's killin the skatin. the band's headin to Berlin again to play somethin called Punk N Disorderly. All's well and i'm broke as hell. But i still don't hafta climb six floors to sleep at night and there's not a flake of snow on the ground here!
Cheers sir, love ya, hope you're doin well!!!
R
Ra Bob





Dec 12 2008 11:15 AM

*Empress*





Nov 28 2008 10:20 PM

hey there! currently, i'm homeless & not 'living' anywhere in particular..but Yes! i'll be living in perth which is not tasmaina..but still australia :) Green you say?
how's life in your corner otw? i've been down Gardenia court recently... you?
Justin Lavash





Nov 21 2008 10:58 AM

Loved the why do you do me video! Excellent stuff! See you soon?

Justin
Petasonic





Nov 15 2008 3:01 PM

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..tough guys at Akropolis
Gez 'Always In Smoke'





Nov 14 2008 8:43 PM

Petasonic





Nov 4 2008 1:22 PM

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The after party with DJ Petasonic starts at 21:30.
http://www. skutecnost. cz near Nam. Miru.
tram 4, 22, 23 to Krymska
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If you will be in the mood come for a few drinks :)
Petasonic





Oct 28 2008 1:10 AM

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..no smoking chudacek :D
BLAQ MUMMY





Oct 24 2008 1:52 PM

Get ready:

Petasonic





Oct 21 2008 4:53 PM

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..btw what did you see in the drum? the future? the forgotten sonnet of William Shakespeare? or something like that? :D
The Earl Of Rank





Oct 20 2008 3:03 PM

Ra Bob





Oct 20 2008 12:40 PM

Massacre Divino





Oct 16 2008 1:35 AM

Massacre Divino

Aileen





Oct 9 2008 4:07 PM

Yeah, it's part of a mugshot book from the North Pole Task Force, cataloging bad santas all over the world.
Ken Nash





Oct 4 2008 8:01 PM

Chapeau Rouge - October 22, 2008 with Mossyrock and Ocean vs. Daughter
Ra Bob





Sep 30 2008 4:08 PM

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tarahmasu





Jul 26 2008 1:25 PM

BLAQ MUMMY





Jul 25 2008 10:13 PM

Mummy Goes Bananas!
tarahmasu





Jul 25 2008 10:59 AM

tarahmasu





Jul 25 2008 10:47 AM

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