Playing records
Silkscreening random junk
Walking the Williamsburg bridge with a drink from the hat
Making Mixtapes
Reading user manuals and Boy's Life from the 80's
Making neat thangs with my hands
Serenading cute boys
I'll take my Jamesons neat please
Painting people who are too square to be hip
Bicycles with no brakes
Watching really bad movies
Cooking someone breakfast ;)
Getting lost in the city
Making records skip
Traveling south east asia
Music
I'd sell my soul if I could play guitar like Chuck Berry and sing like Thom Yorke.
Right now I put my faith in Santo Gold
and Ghostland Observatory
and Man Man
AND David Bowie
you can't forget The Faint
or
Le Tigre,
Modest Mouse,
the sonics,
strike anywhere (for old times sake),
the clash,
the kinks,
joy divison,
the cure,
Morrisey,
Stars,
Islands,
Arcade Fire,
bonde de role,
baltimora,
Grizzly Bear,
Beach House,
Caribou,
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Dusty Springfield,
The Pixies,
JJ Fad,
The Ramones,
Stevie Wonder,
The Bananas,
Aretha Franklin,
The Only Ones
am I cool enough now?
Movies
Television
Current TV, The Office, Freaks and Geeks, Lost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, most of its crap but I'll watch it
Books
Youth in Revolt, J.T. LeRoy, The Watchmen, The Corrections, any book published by Phaidon, Gayle Jones (cause she makes Toni Morrison look like a pussy), 100 days of Sodom, Foucault, Cookie Muller, Geek Love, Bukowski, Jose Saramgo, Any unauthorized biography (Macaulay Culkin, Motley Crue, Dana Plato), David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, I'm a huge dork so computer books, etc....
About me: OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and "throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life
In 6th grade I made a yarmulka out of pink construction paper and wore it everyday.
In the 10th grade I joined a gang of Hassidic Jews that dubbed themselves the "Bad News Jews" and tagged the Star of David all over Melrose.
I collaborate on stuff like this and this this
Sometimes I design stuff for people I don't know
"A way to a man's heart is through his stomach," sho nuff.
"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."
cuddles.
Who I'd like to meet: Loud mouth boys who ain't afraid to dirty dance to Prince!
I want to live out an 80's movie fantasy with you... Next weekend in Connecticut... You, me and a bottle of scotch after the wedding. Wearing our suits. Ties undone, of course. Cow tipping in a field! Eh?
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