JERZY! STAND UP!
We've been disrespected for way too long
They say we're the arm pit of this country
But we're the Brad Pitt of this country
Listen to Pamgelina…….check it out
C'mon C'mon C'mon
C'mon C'mon C'mon
Uh Uh Uh Uh
This is the Garden State but I ain't that scrub from scrubs
The chubby wonder thunder thighs makin it rain when they rub
Come and show me some love, strip mallin' to the strip club
Phattest Mall Rat that's All That and a big bagga Funyuns
I was-n't born to run
I was born to be flossin'
Beat boxing at Seaside while eating sweet sausage
The King's are from Queens but the Queen's from Secaucus
I fired Springsteen now you can call me the BOSS coz
I swerve down the Turnpike, flippin yall the birdie
When I'm thirsty the jerkoffs from Clerks serve me Slurpees
Call me Curvy Fergie N.J.'s favorite daughter
Rip clothes and Zip Codes
With no eating disorders
Stick a fork in New Yorkas
California is corny
Midwest is depressing
The South don't make my mouth water like….
JERZY JERZY
It's a hell of a state
Greazy spoon in my mouth
Got the whole world on a plate in
DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY,
JERZY JERZY
Heavy Meadow Soprano yo
The blacktops of Paterson to the Jackson Whites of Ramapo
Of
DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY,
Sittin in my Cadallac
Listenin to Fleetwood Mac
Mayor Mc Cheese the Big Mac Attack of Hackensack
The fleshy Joe Pesci, Atlantic City Black Jack
My Way Sinatra, Gotta crew they call the Phat Pack
Freestyle with Bon Jovi,, at the Stone Pony
Played Shoop, our new super group called SALT N' PEPPARONI
Rollin thru Hoboken, smoking a stogey with Tony
I'm shinin like a neon sign on a Diner, homie
Sold out the Meadowlands
Iced out like the Jerzy Devils man
I got more mental fans than metal bands with Pentagrams
I'm eating Entenmanns mackin in my Mac Mansion man
Slow dancin' with the Toxic Avenger to My Chemical Romance
They call me Jason Kidd,
Chin and tits a triple double
Stock the fridge or yr in trouble
Don't Piss off Miss Bridge n' Tunnel
JERZY JERZY
It's a hell of a place
Raw like the Jersey Shore washed up with mad toxic waste
DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY,
JERZY JERZY
Well there's nobody better
Naughty By Nature makin paper
Like I was the Star Ledger
In
DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY
Been with Guidos from Clifton
Preppies from Princeton
Rich kids from Ridgewood
Real hoods from Linden
They court me in Fort Lee
They rock me in Moonockie
They like their shortys portly
Plus sized busts and stocky
Big bonin in Bayonne
In parking lots after dark
Park Ridge, Glen Ridge
Englewood Cliffs and Cliffside Park
I'm mamouth in Monmouth
Tom's River and Montclair
The goomah of Dumont
Ew god they love me there
Players of Passaic
I drive'm all bananas
goo goo g'joob I am the Wallnuts
Paully Paramus
I do work in Newark
Their Camden fantasy
They like to keep the lights off
When they Wykoff to me
Sweet talking in Weehawken
Kissin in Parsipanny
Representin Trenton
From now until infinity
JERZY JERZY
With my man Uncle Floyd
I wish they all could be Jerzy Boys
In DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY
JERZY JERZY
Bow down to the Queen
Sippin a chalice in my palace off a route 17
DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY
- CHUNKY PAM aka THE WHITE CASTLE aka REESES WITHERSPOON aka LOVE SEAT aka HEAVY GRETEL aka POLAR BEAR aka TATER TOTS aka FLAP JAXXX aka SOFT SERVE aka
CHEESE CAKE KILLAH aka TWINKY STARDUST aka PILLOW FIGHT aka TRUCK STOP aka
COOKIE DOUGH aka PEANUT EMINEMS aka GRAVY TRAIN aka PIZZA PARTY aka STATION WAGON aka GRAM CRACKER aka LADY RICOTTA aka BURGER QUEEN aka DOUBLE DUCHESS aka 250 CENTS aka MISS CRISCO aka BOXXXY FROWN aka STEAK N SHAKE aka THE THIGH MASTER aka POUND CAKE aka DOPRAH aka BELLY DANCE aka SUPER SIZA MINELLI aka TRIPLE DECKER aka P CUPS aka DINER SHORE aka LAY-Z aka EGG CLAIR aka JUMBOTRON
aka PEPPERMINT PATTY
Hey girl I love your music. Im a chunky woman myself, im so glad that one of my big sisters is gonna be famous!!! its about time us big girls get recognized!!!!
pam your songs are better than than a shoet stack of chocolate chip pancakes you need to do the album all my friends are fans, and mtv is hurtin with out ya commercials you my girl, keep doing ya thing, the chubby wonder(love it)
XOXOXO THANK U 4 DA ADD BOO!!!! SHOWIN SUM LOVE! CHECK OUT MAH SHIZZLE I KNO ULL LOVE IT <3!!! I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH! XO PSYCHO SEXY AARON-LEE MARTINEZ
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