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		KEEP IT POSTIVE! Male 103 years old United States Last Login: 9/28/2009
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www.myspace.com/church_of_brody

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Church of Brody's Interests

General	Living a better life. Forming a NEW RELIGION. advancing mankind and civilztion to the "next level" (whatever that is) reducing violence and intolerance around the world. reducing drama amongst friends and mild acquaintances. teleportation. telepathy. KEEPING IT POSITIVE.
Music	radiohead. some Gregorian chants.
Movies	The Razor's Edge (Bill Murray showing he had serious actor's chop years before people "realized" he did)
Television	Best Damn Sports Show (but only the bits with Brody -- the ret of the show is terrible, but KEEP IT POSITIVE!)
Books	The Old Testament. The New Testament. The Koran. the Upannishads. The Tao. Will to Power. Unlock the Giant Within. Best of the Far Side.
Heroes	In alphebetical order: Allah. Buddah. Ghandi. Jesus. Jim Morrison. Krishna. the Lone Ranger. MLK jr Moses. Rama. Tony Robbins. Vishnu. Malcolm X.

Church of Brody's Details

Status:	Single
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn

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Church of Brody's Blurbs

About me:
The Church of Brody Stevens is a serious new religion based on the words and teaching of a very funny, very reluctant prophet -- Brody Stevens. In the days and years to come, this myspace space will be dedicated to spreading his words, his wisdom and way to live a better more positive life. Brody Stevens -- comedian... athlete... reluctant prophet. (oh, Brody has no idea he is a prophet. That's why he's a reluctant prophet.) Join us. Get in the ground floor of the next great philospohical/quasi-religious movement... the next Tony Robbins... the next Scientology... and you're able to get in NOW!! for nothing! how great is that? And remember Brody Mantra 1: KEEP IT POSITIVE! (it helped me. it'll help you)

Who I'd like to meet:
All of you.

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The Ed Galvez Punk House	Nov 16 2008 9:27 PM
skippy simon reunion tour	Sep 5 2008 7:22 PM have fun good times yay fun party!!! have good weekend...eat potato chips...enjoy it!!!
Steven Brody Stevens Inc.	Apr 4 2008 8:03 AM I was at BOTH The LA Coliseum Game and the night before at Dodger Stadium. YOU may be confused? I'm from LA and I know my stadiums!! Pete Yorn and Angels and Airwaves are gay? That's negative AND I disagree. Actually a couple negatives in Andrew's comment. How did it slip by COB moderators? But thanks anyway, I DO see the positivity. Oh, and if those songs are gay, why did I get paid ovations two nights later in Glendale? Please don't question my ipod playlist.
Andrew	Mar 31 2008 3:12 AM Lest anyone missed the prophet's late night sermon at the Comedy Store: He correctly identified Grant High School in the Valley, as the alma mater of Tom Selleck. He successfully worked in a Miley Cyrus reference (though even he would admit he stretched in his attempt) He cursed exactly 3 times He consistently referred to the L.A. Coliseum ad Dodger Stadium, though in his defense, he is so networked into the fabric of Los Angeles baseball, that it all rolls into one for him. He played, perhaps his greatest drum fill EVER (though, over a very gay song) No material mantras were dispensed, but we accept his teachings and performances, regardless of content or intention.
Joshua	Mar 27 2008 10:33 PM Thanks for the faith.
Tomato Tom	Mar 17 2008 5:41 AM Dear Church of Brody, What are your teachings on how one should deal with offensive body parts? Mine eye has doth thither been offending me lately, and my right hand has also been getting pretty snarky. Does the C.o.B.S. have specific rulings on self-mutilation? Thank you and Brody bless.
Josh	Feb 12 2008 10:38 AM we got ta pray just ta make it taday!
skippy simon reunion tour	Jan 26 2008 12:42 AM this is what it would look like if a french girl accidentally got shit out into a world of brody...ENJOY IT!!!
Cam McHarg	Jan 1 2008 2:48 AM Happy New Year, Brod!!
I must confess I'm a real live wire...	Nov 15 2007 7:58 PM Here is an excerpt from a conversation I was having with my best friend on gmail this morning. Reed: gotta pee bad, brb me: okay :) Reed: ahhhhh me: Did you fail? Or succeed? Reed: I succeeded! Reed: It's those little victories, like peeing, that keep us going. I've also stood up several times today, blinked uncounted times, and chewed food! I'm a winner! me: YES YOU ARE! me: Brody mantra number one... KEEP IT POSITIVE! See folks, you too can incorporate the Church of Brody into your daily life. I'm a member of the Church of Brody, and I GET IT!
Billy Reno	Nov 14 2007 7:37 PM I'm wearing my WWBD bracelet. Do I have to get circumcised now?
Steven Brody Stevens Inc.	Nov 12 2007 8:52 PM
Jim Eaton	Nov 10 2007 2:19 PM The Show at Bricks was one of the best shows I have ever seen His holiest Steve and his disciple Howard where Fantastic. I never thought being in a religious cult could be so much fun. I was glad to give up my Set for you.
Andrew	Nov 9 2007 4:05 AM Brody Stevens & Howard Kremer LIVE on garagecomedy.com from SantaBarbara 10pmPST Yes! Thursday, TONIGHT At 10:00pm Pacific Standard Time (4:00am for you folks in Rio de Janeiro) Brody Stevens and Howard Kremer (aka, Dragon Boy Suede) Watch it LIVE: garagecomedy.com/live Or come out in person and see the show: Brick's Cafe 509 State Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101 310.345.6780 Chat. Get to know one and other. Beat them to their own punchlines. "I'm scheduled to do a bunch of time, half hour, 40 minutes. Howard's gonna do a while. Then they got... uh, some girl guitar thing." -Brody Stevens
Helium News	Nov 7 2007 2:35 AM I get it!
Clown Vomit	Nov 2 2007 6:17 PM Dear prophet, We are very excited to be part of your new religion, may it bring happiness to all those who seek to understand. We went to high school in commack, long island, are there other long islanders part of the church of brody???
I must confess I'm a real live wire...	Oct 27 2007 4:07 PM Dear reluctant prophet, I am beginning to think that I might be mentally retarded, it's making it very hard to "keep it positive"... what should I do? Sincerely, Amalia
Jim Eaton	Oct 21 2007 1:45 PM Your Holiest, I would like to thank you for allowing me to be your my space friend. I have always wanted to join a religious cult however, I'm to lazy to leave the house. So thank you I'm going to stay positive and know that when the time comes to drink the cool aid I, will be on line. Thank you.
Steven Brody Stevens Inc.	Oct 18 2007 7:06 AM
Andrew	Oct 17 2007 4:32 AM At 1:20am, the morning of October 16, 2007, The Prophet delivered unto the darkness, of the Comedy Store Original Room, Three Commandments by which to rally any room to a frenzied encore: 1. CREATE THE MOMENT 2. HIT THE MUSIC 3. THEN BRING ME UP This is his mini-Mantra. When chanted, positive energy from the Universe will reveal itself.
D'Arienzo	Oct 14 2007 1:27 AM you are a wise old sage.
D'Arienzo	Oct 13 2007 8:04 PM Thanks, Church Of Brody! I am trying... it is hard, though. i don't know if you know eric marino but he is NOT keeping it positive! He has engaged in a screen name war and I feel threatened. Any advice? Yours in Brody, c
Pati Vitale	Oct 13 2007 7:59 PM Bite me in a possitive way, Brody! Pati xoxo hahahaha!
I must confess I'm a real live wire...	Oct 11 2007 11:48 PM When taking communion, can we actually take shots of jameson? Just a thought, but I feel it would "enlighten" the congregation...
jim rose circus	Oct 11 2007 1:18 PM rain coats for the rain and..... j

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