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The Church Of The Pink Sock
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Who wants a Pink Sock?
Male
73 years old
BROOKLYN, New York
United States
Last Login: 7/8/2008
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| General | Salvation for the Masses. Roller Derby. Bacon. Kool-Aid in Dixie Cups. | | Music | The Golden Kittens. West Gorgeous Nail Salon. Captain Breakfast. Dudestergator. | | Movies | Howard the Duck. | | Television | No. | | Heroes | Creflo A Dollar. Hiro Takezaki. Bishop Pink Sock. Burt. |
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius |
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About me:
Church of the Pink Sock - We specialize in Matrimony, Counseling, Communion, Cattle-calling, and Craps. No Money Down!!!!! Low Apr!!!! Financing Available to those who Qualify. Salvation Guaranteed, or your soul back! Tiki-Bar serving the Pink Sock Special Open Daily!
Take-out only!! No Delivery
This will be the first year of the Church of the Pink Sock.
We plan on having a Church where we will perform weddings, services, a tiki bar, perhaps a band, and other performances.
We will bring salvation to the masses through communion, confession, and ingestion of the Pink Sock Communion Cocktail.
It's a dirty job converting these heathens, but somebody's got to do it.
A gargantuan amount of bacon will be served throughout the week.
A confession/kissing booth.
If you don't leave our camp with a smile, or at least a disgusted grimace, we'll work harder for you.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Pink Sock Bishop. Vanilla Ice. Baby Jesus (not big Jesus because he wasn't as cute.) Burt Reynolds. Desmond Tutu(Bishop). Creflo A. Dollar....or maybe just Taffy Dollar.
Joel Osteen so I can kick him in the taint. For Jesus.
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