Well, here we are at that awful place where I'm expected condense who I am
into a few paragraphs, but I can say with a respectable amount of humility that
accomplishing such would be a Herculean feat. I've managed to fit a lot of excitement into my life so far, and lemme tell ya: a boring life is vastly underrated.
I'm one of the Tech Directors for Queerios,
the Rocky Horror Picture Show Shadow Cast that performs at the Alamo
Drafthouse (Village) in Austin, TX.
If you'd like to join the cast of Queerios, feel free to contact me.
I'm a lover of books, music, and film. I enjoy baking cupcakes. I'm addicted
to the almost sexual pleasure of creating better ideas. I spend my days writing
stories about chivalrous knights, distressed damsels, sadistic space aliens,
and genetically engineered tentacle sex toys all the while hoping that someday
I'll be paid vast sums of money to write about chivalrous knights, distressed
damsels, sadistic space aliens, and genetically engineered tentacle sex toys.
