Motivational Funnyman D'Andre Siggas's Comedian Bio
Influences
Grandma she was an immigrant that came to this country with my grandfather to give my family a better living. She is stronger, smarter, and a God sent. I may have disrespected her in the past, i may have made my mistakes but now it is not time for mistakes but only succeeding. I love this woman with all of my soul she is a beautiful young strong role model my real mother my love my mama, she is the backbone the person i needed when i had nothing. my Hero.
My God Mother, she is so good to me. i love this woman she is amazing.
My Lord and savior Jesus Christ. With out him i would not be who i am, i thank him for his sacrifices.
My uncle Brian a strong male role model that was more of a father than the man that was suppose to be.
My friends, Pharaoh and sefus always make me feel better and laugh. these two niggas are gonna be on my train until the day i die, when i make it i am gonna pay them to work with me. they are my crew the original beef jerkies the ride or die boys my main niggas the only niggas my best friends.
God, He is my anchor my Hero the all supreme ruler of this universe, he saved me now it is my time to help others. Thank you God, i will use my gift to help others just rinse the blood of hatred and ignorance from my soul when its all set and done
Jamil, my writing partner my great friend Prophet. this dude is what being pure is all about, forgiving tolerant Amazing man. this dude taught me so much about being the last one and still going out and helping others. to not strike with force rather strike with devotion to yourself. this dude is a brilliant young man that i will be happy as hell when we write our shows together and change the course of modern day life.
My Sigarettes, or Ciglets. The Fans i gained with my Podcast, Forum postings, and Webshow. These people, helped me when i was down and out, when i was hurt, when i was alone, and i just got on camera to make a quick joke. they listened to my saga, they understood my pain. I have to thank them for that i have to say thank you for helping me, and this is not the end only the beginning of the Siggas Nation. Thank you so much.
Motivational Funnyman D'Andre Siggas's Interests
General
Music
*FAN QUOTES*
fr0ggy2sh0es:
Cigs' show turned me into a better man. I used to snort cocaine out of a warthogs anus and engage in rivalry drivebys using supermarket trollies whilst drinking juice in the hood. After watching cigs, I am now a full-fledged siggas nation member and proud to label myself as a sane individual (Minus the fact I have homo-erotic fantasies about Gay Ricky's pen0r). You too can have your.life twisted, turned upside down by subscribing to his show! DON'T MISS OUT! SIGGAS NATION SON!!
kobewho:
anyone can say shyt and come on the air but cigs can come on the air some one will say shyt about hom and on the fly he will tear there ass up and thats what makes a fuckin comedian on the spot improve
gaaage:
u make me laugh so hard i cry
gregfromla:
I think you are funnier then most of the popular comedians out there like Dane Cook or Dave Chapelle
joecomoney:
hey ciggs, for me.. you are better than a full club girls.. for me. . you always leave me in smiles.. they leave me in tears.. I am busy but I always try to make time for your show. you always help me with the problems I am facing.. you inspire me
arsenal325:
ciggs. you always know how to make me laugh.. you are such a cool person even though you look like a dirty un-flexed elbow. anyways. thanks again for the laughs
delaney460:
I've just got through a break up cigs and when ever i watch ur show i just forget about all the shit in my life and stupid ppl that try to make my life hell but with ur show u just make me SMILE
stlbrassmonkey:
hey cigs: keep on keeping on, and on behafe of all the white guys on the net....you just got your honky card..welcome to the white boy club
aprilfoolstoolspumkin2:
Dsiggs taught me 3 things never care what people say, go for your dreams, and dont take life for granted. I come to your channel and just from start to finish I cant stop laughing one time I spit milk out of my mouth because I laughed so hard.
csierra1:
hey ciggs! im always sad or upset but when i come to your channel you make laugh and cry! But you always talk about life that im living
flight23:
Cigs..i gotta say man...when I first saw this show i didn't like it much cuz i didn't know wht it was abt but ever sincee i come on jtv just to enjoy your show cuz it makes me laff and feel good :D
risingup22:
LOL Cigs you are...... the MaN ! u remind me of ANthony Anderson mostly but am not gonna say ur like him because u try to do your own stuff anD thats Y your the shit just remind of him also ur not afraid what to say what u think....
idontlaugh:
Dciggs your show has everything sad times, funny times, serious times but this show is a great place to be. BTW I drank water today.
danny214:
dcigs u are a funny guy dont ever chang it for any thing remember the happier one is, the greater his self esteem will be, the greater the self esteem the more succesful u will be, and the more mentally healthy u will be, the more menatally healthy u r
banks49:
Hey cigs i got something to say but i cant say this in chat. You are one of the funniest person i have ever saw. You can be a legend like Bernie mac ( R.I.P) You are a comical genius and you never fail to make me laugh so hard i can bust a kidney laufing
chrishansenxxxx
:ciggs is like jesus only real
LIL A:"i was pregnant till i watched siggs he made me pop out my baby 6 months later his first words were BEEF JERKAY!"
Lmao:Dude, for a 19 years old, you're matured as fuck. You have a great career ahead of you Bro. I wish you all the good luck I can muster. You rock, you know it, and everybody else knows it. Peace : )
tripleh1fan:YOU BETTER THAN DAVE CHAPELLE
dipsetfreemaxb:son this nigga is the funniest nigga on the earth man
mr__highlightreel:cigs you have some of the funniest shit i have ever seen man
mgorman1980:you give us all hope ciggs
tjdrake4:Comment: Cigas is the greatest, i just got done watchin dave chepelle and cigas is way funnier
sexiiboy:d=siggs u fucking crazy
You're awesome, D'Andre!!! Keep up the great work! You WILL go far!!!
amkram:siggas is gonna be a star, no doubt.
benny_blanco:the mohammed ali of comedians. Respect
bigdarrell92:DSiggas for president
yung_504:CIGS..WHY U ALWAYS A SILLY BITCH
bigdarrell92:you seriously have some great comedic talent
kylexy89:damn u 1 funny nigga
ryan101:ciggs is seriously talented
theman2:you gonna be big siggs I've been saying that since day one that I've watched ya
miss_aliah:you are the funniest guy ive ever saw your gonna make it
frank_r_2010:STATEMENT: I would have never even thought of interviewing you personally and comedy skit wise if I knew you WEREN’T going to be somebody. You are somebody and will be something greater.
nukkakahn:love your show, can't wait till you hit it big and everyone else gets to see you
whiteyy1221:Dcigs i am callin comedy central and telling them about you
theman2:YO Siggs!!!! Your the BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS THE BEST THAT THERE WILL EVER B
synthmob:siggas is spoonin' bitch
rapaport07:SIGGAS YOU'RE MY SAVIOR
liliwayne3:U IS BETTER THAN KATT WILLIAMS
coolruler:sigs your comic abilty is in demand promoters are looking for cats like you shit get some funny cats to group up with and ill book your ass
khihanibal:DUDE UR BETTER THEN HOWARD STERN LOL
jumpman23_:ciggs u one funny nigga
khihanibal:DUDE U NEED UR OWN TELEVISED SHOW FOR REAL
cm_stylez_g2s:cigs is the greatest actor in the world
treb : you fuckin' rule the world, man
imissy:you're goona be so big in comedy sigs
paperw8:I hope you make it man. You work hard and you're one of the rare cases that actually does comedy for a good and thought out reason. I like that
dawg360:your going to be a star dude
joelymanazul:i wanna see DCigs on Def Comedy Jam one day...
dawg360:i wish you the best of luck dude your an awsome comedian there's people in the comedy biz that are half as funny as you
johnny61696: sigg ill be lookin forward to seein you on comedy central u rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maddogjoe:dcigs will b a global phenomenon
christopher_walken:keep working hard and im sure youll achieve your goal. youre a funny guy
horseflesh:I'm an ORIGINAL Siggas fan.
morrgannx3:ur so fucking funny
gl3269:cigs is the best
loofer:hey dis har is some real corny shit.... but i look forward to watching your show every day and it cheers me up when im feeling like shit which is like 1/2 of the time lol. your kick ass dcigs neva stop
laker_fan41:ciggs you cheer me up all the time laker_fan41:you help me get through some hard nights
ironic1412:ciggs ur funny as hell and when im high ur like 457238765876 many times funnier
gl3269:one of these days Dcigs will be on Just for laugh Festival in Montreal
itz_nick_jonas:dude dcigs..your my hero HAHA
jaimster:legit. i cant wait till your famous and i can say 'dude, i watched him waaaay before that!'
miscman43 cigs i rather suck ur cock then dave chappelles
sin247:cigs, you're the only reason i signed up for jtv. you have kept me laughing for days now.
joecomoney:SIGGS!! my life sucks till i see your show!
daklafaar:you are one funny motha fucka
marty85:I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS THIS DUDE ROCKS !!!!
maddogjoe:dcigs is going 2 become a global phenomenon
dipsetfreemaxb1:seriously siggs its cool to actually see a regualr person on jtv. i think we all watch ur channel cause we all can relate to u. ur just a regular cool dude
jaxjagz:kat williams is one of the few black comedians that can make me laugh out loud.. ciggas is in that group
cassiebaby493:siggs i remember the first day i watched ur show, i had to leave because i was laughing soo hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
idontlaugh:Dcigs if ur about to die i will give u my kindey siggas nation 4 lifffa
gregfromla:All of ur stories you said about urself like going to jail and that interview a long time ago, it makes me want to write a movie about ur life
donna2oo8:well all i can say 2 u cigs u seem 2 av turned ur life around 4 tha better n it takes a gr8 person do tha so u r a gr8 person
gregfromla:I actually like ur rants more then ur prank calls for some reason, u speak the truth
kingblood83:yo cigs you went through hell but there is a bright light a hope because your a comedian
sic_one:hey man, i can't pinpoint why exactly i started watchin you but u
always been insane and made me laugh my ass off so thats why i stayed
Great jOb man u risked ur life for this shit . Ur the best simply amazing. super hera - tikozaza
izsy_1:i love cigs he is fearless
paperw8:You're life is like a whole comedy routine rolled into one big ball
jmezzy101:ciggs u gone be the next dave chapelle
zackmorrisishere:ciggs is gonna be the next ciggs
Andrew my brother: you have had so much shit happen to you and yet u go out of your way to make people laugh my friend to make em feel good about themself and entertain them u didnt have to do this BUT YOU DID you've turn all the bullshit thats happen to you in life to a comedy style and ur not scared to mention shit thats why your my 1 favorite comedian
badonicus:richard pryor the second
reniagrl757:omfg your frekingggg hilarious
the_price_is_right:UR AWESOME DUDE - talk real
speedofsheeba:hi siggy! i'm french fan ! you are very funny man!
mr_makaveli_:u shud do stand up 4 real, lmao
Yo dcigs...got more material? You really ought to get out to Comedy Central and audition. You are definitely a very promising comedian and you definitely got the chops for a pro comedy gig
peedrow:aight den sigg i gots to go....keep doing wat you doing n u will conquer the world
kostasnyc:only two things are funny enough to make me laugh at any given time - Eddie Murphy Raw and Cigz!!!!
riotone:i wanted to say.... you the fuckin man... i seen your "to catch a pedophile" and...wow... that was fuckin awsome man, your vigilante work is great man.
theman2:I believe in SIGGS since DAY ONE that I saw him. I said he gonna BE BIG and hes on his way to getting there. Go to school Siggs and get all the pussy u can get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
urbeybboi:are you like the next Chris Rock
redunit09:dcigs i wish he was my bother
heyheyhey222:ur funny black person
cptcrunch26:get a tour bus that says "The Storm is Cumming" when you do your first comedy tour
dethklokowns:i love the fact despite this situation he's still laughing thats what i admire about you cigs
:1 good thing can come from Houston: D’ANDRE MOTHER FUCKIN SIGGERS
Arazi: You are like a cross between Flip Wilson and Richard Pryor.
anthony_so_fresh:Yea real shit is the funniest nigga on JTV
pixiepoo:i think ur a comedic genious and i love to watch ur shit
crossthaboardsrecords:id rather be Siggacated instead of educated
NATHAN: Other comedians could joke about cartoons and little life events and be funny. But you, you can talk about rape and be hilarious.
Sforscott "sigga has changed my life. I used to do crystal meth out of a waterbuffalos asses. And now I roam the world promoting sigga nation.
D'Andre is the Black Jesus
Frank: the Donald Trump of comedians, sitting on a fat bank of jokes
Carlwinslow: "the anti-black stereotype....except for the whole prison thing"
navyvet38:happy early bday hope u have a good one tomorrow tell your grandma hello u make us laugh over in iraq something to take our mind off of the crazyiness here
redsoxryan93:D'cigs is going to take over the comedy club someday!
mudafuckaimill:like a good neighbor d'siggs is there
hoodstuntstv:D'siggga is going to be a great comedien one day =] i belife in him
ghostie009:SWBJ 4 LYF3!!
noliaboy:dcig u are god
hoodstuntstv:u gave us thousands of hours of GREAt comedy, and you are going to make it man!!!!!!!
ab5sy:sigs is McCains lov child
giinnoo08:your gonna be great dont give up
kimbo_slice08:yeah thats right this is DSIGNIGS NATION
jade_jet:u the microsoft of jtv u wiped the rivals out
frank_r_2010:Motivational Funnyman
miss_aliah: you are still and always will be totally awesome
carlyxoxo:ciga i was feelin down but you've made me laugh, ty :]
kingofallkings: dude you are so funny
You should get a banner saying: 'Rated M: For MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY!"
elmillo:hey cigs if i had your sense of humor, i could have every girl out there
scrapinsti06: cigs, you make my life suck much less
giinnoo08:cigs if comedian is not the thing then for sure you going to be the next funniest actor in this world just try that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diplomats:siggas.. just be yourself. everyone comedian has their own character. be yourself and you'll be successful. straight up. i know you know what's good but in the end you have to be yourself
Yvette: D'cigs you are FABULOUSLY HILARIOUS.
moshimoshi: Thanks for being The Motivation to laugh
joelymanazul: i'm about to have an anxiety attack, dcigs is like medicine to me. thanks cigs.
etard__vvebcam: Dcigs sweats comedy
bottom83:dcigs is the next fucking dave chappelle
biwwybear:cigs: a god in the making
lolwut223:I've gotta pick up weed. Do your thing dcigs. You're a funny mother fucker. If you give up on this comedy shit I'm going to rape your family
coolestpersonalive:you're inspirational
jdela: Your stunningly awesome.
comfortably_numb5: BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS DUDE....AND NEVER REGISTERED.....your so funny had to register.....just to say your class lol
jaxjagz: Cigs.. You are beloved by white people online everywhere
eskara0: cigs isn't just any prank caller by now hes gifted and hes got a future
sammers:i'm sure you get this 24/7 but you are hysterical
richard000:you're the man cigs, you'll make it big soon
joejonasfreakout:you are the most amazing person on JUSTIN TV i heart you,
thats great well i will continue to watch regardless what it is as long as its dcigs i will watch
This is comedy gold. You're going to blow up huge someday. Please don't stop, man.
xterohx:HE NEEDS A GODDAMN COMEDY AWARD
ill nino:THIS IS MORE LIKE A COMEDY SHOW U SHOULD BE THE NEXT CHRIS ROCK MAN
love verne:YOU ARE THE TRUTH NIGGA....REALLY FUNNY
superbad325:2009 is a new year....this was hilarious but now its time to step it up to the next level
freetarian:DIGGS IS THE FUTURE OF COMEDY. QUICK, WITTY AND GETS STRAIGHT TO THE FUNNY. CIGGS WILL HAVE THE BASES LOADED AND WILL HIT THE BALL OUT OF THE PARK EVERY SINGLE TIME!
Realchic
D'cigs, a comedian from justin.tv dropped by The RealChic Show on March 9th, 2008. He was beyond funny. He is the next Chris Rock! He was very entertaining. He also shared some personal story about his ex girlfriend too. D'cigs is a guy who is not afraid to show his real emotions. He is truly talented.
jdthepro:siggas i bet when you go to heaven you'll be the best comedian there
flkid75:YO CIGS U ARE MY IDOL MAN IVE PRETTY MUCH SEEN ALL UR VIDEOS AND I FOUND THEM ALL TO BE FUNNY I SUPPORT YOU 100% AND I WILL GET U PLUS 500 VEIWERS MY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
rewrewr:man you made my new year i promise u made my day cus i was angry today but u made my day brother godbless uu!!!!
since my wife passed from sickle cell anemia hemoglobyn type SS,. At only 40 Yrs old,. I havent laughed. But after seeing several oF your vids I was laughing so hard I cried. Thank you!!!!!!! Nothing brings joy anymore. But you made me laugh. Thank you.
"D'Andre Siggas...the change for the Comedy Universe!!!!?
meganmccauley: I am under a lot of stress right now in the studio. You make me forget about the stress and make me laugh.
Mark benjamin: i was watching Conan O'Brien last night and Adam Sandler Was on and he said Prank calling Got him into Comedy Somewhat and im like Thats gonna Be dcigs in like 5 years dude i have Faith in You ,You Will Be Famous just wait
HEY D CiGS HAVE U EVER TOLD UR PARENTS THANKS FOR BEiNG HORNY & HAViNG SEX AND MAKiNG ME? i TELL THAT TO MY PARENTS ONCE iN A WHiLE HAHAHA WELL iM GLAD UR PARENTS HAD SEX AND HAD U CUZ U CHANGED MY LiFE SOMEHOW U iZ HiLARiOUS i LOOK UP TO U. THANKS FOR BRiNGiNG A SMiLE TO MY FACE YAY!!!!!!!! LOL :)
HAHA iT'S BEEN MY MYSPACE NAME SiNCE 4 YEARS AGO SO NOW AT MY SCHOOL THEY CALL ME HORNY FRiED CHiCKEN AND LAST YEAR FOR MY 15TH BiRTHDAY i GOT A 14K GOLD CHAIN/NECKLACE THAT SAYS HORNY FRiED CHiCKEN AND i WEAR iT LOL i'VE BEEN SEEiNG UR ViDZ FOR 2 HOURS NOW LMAO UR SOOOO KEWLiO iM UR #1 FAN NOW LOL :D
Hehheheheheh yes I do have a webcam, but are you sure your fans will be able to handle .....(my moves)? My fans already know whats up. Right now im sending people your youtube video link.
Lol, what ever is cool with you. But im going to spread the word about your butt. I have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to many friends and they are going to love you!!!
Awwwwww, what can I say , other than (I would so date you) as log as you cook me chicken lmao. I want you to do a a comedy about me. It would be an Honor.
Hehehehehehehe im so freaking happy. Welcome myspace friend. Gotta bump you up to my top 40. Your so funny. Stay cool and most of all Stay real Muahhhhhhhhhhhh. Quinn
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