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Cilantro
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Cilantro just got sexy.
Male
96 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 3/22/2009
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Cilantro's Interests
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| General | growing, sunbathing, being added to salsa (I can have a really great time with a tomato), ballroom dancing, scuba diving, I've always wanted to see the Northern Lights but my physician says the cold will kill me, I've recently stared heating things up with chili...
This is me in Virgin Gorda
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Attention friends and sexy herbs (wink wink you know who you are):
Something must be done about a new website brought to Cilantro's attention, namely Ihatecilantro.com. Yes, I know it's truly horrifying (especially the photos where they are setting me on fire!)
Here is an upsetting, cilantro-bashing excerpt: "To me, cilantro tastes like the most rotten putrid onions ever imagined. It explodes in my mouth and ruins my food. I have felt that surely my taste buds must be different from the rest of the world. How else could everyone else tolerate and even like this foul tasting herb? Why would anyone voluntarily eat this? My husband says it doesn't taste like anything to him and he doesn't notice it? How can this be? Cilantro has taken the pleasure out of Mexican food. I would support any effort to eradicate all cilantro from the world with the exception of a lab somewhere to determine if it has medicinal purposes. It is truly nasty. Thanks for allowing me to vent."
We must rise against the Cilantro haters and their anti-cilantro community. Step 1: Identify the enemy. These are the people we are fighting against:
And here are some of the cruel actions that they are taking:
Using children to fight your fight? Even Cilantro doesn't sink that low...
You may ask yourself, but what can I do?
Be Cilantro's friend, show your support, and most of all join the mailing list at ILOVECILANTRO.com
Please help, I could be assasinated at any moment!
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PANCAKE CLUB, I'm from Southern Maryland, and I love Pancakes, Divy's Friends United, The Group of Awesome, Underground Chefs
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Cilantro's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Dating, Serious Relationships | | Orientation: | Bi | | Body type: | 0' 4" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander | | Religion: | Mormon | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Herb Pimp |
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About me:
I am the freshest herb around, bursting with unique summer flavor! Add me to any recipe to make your taste buds jump for joy...
I am believed to be named after "koris", the Greek word for "bedbug" as it was said we both emitted a similar odor. The Chinese used me in love potions believing I provided immortality. I am one of the herbs thought to have aphrodisiac qualities. The book of The Arabian nights tells a tale of a merchant who had been childless for 40 years and but was cured by a concoction that included coriander(me). Basically, I am awesome.
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While the people at ihatecilantro.com may be maniacal and devious, the Cilantro supporters have opted for a more positive uplifting campaign.
Children love Cilantro:
Cilantro's great for family cooking!
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