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Who would I like to meet? Fellow horror nerds of course! If you can't tell from my site, I like to ramble on endlessly about horror flicks. I could go on for hours discussing the finery of Ed Wood or the lack of splatter in the latest Hollywood releases.
You want to talk horror? Hit me up!
Oh yah...and Ingrid Pitt. She's dreamy.
Welcome to Strangeville! Check out the Trailer for our new feature length movie Stiff Jobs, by far the sleaziest, most offensive movie in the Hack catalog Available for pre-order January 17th 2009!
Stiff Jobs trailer:
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Stiff Jobs Teaser:
"Stiff Jobs" is the story of two of the most ruthless hitmen in all of Strangeville, Wolfram and Windgate. What was to be a routine hit on a well to do gay pedophile with inclinations toward fat cuban boys, turns into murder, mayhem and all the perverted sexual nonsense Hack Movies is known for when our heros get themselves cunt deep in supernatural jizm, and come face to face with the forces of darkness!
And Check out the new Nixon and Hogan Video: "Nixon and Hogan in Butt Hash"!!!
Hack Mother Fucking Movies! Still Fucking your Brain Piece!
Thank you to all of my friends near and far for allowing me to share the gift of humor. From my home to yours, I wish you the happiest of holidays and that all the gifts you receive be filled with love and laughs!
Shelly
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Of course with all the other stuff like the writing and the love of bad horror I am beginning to wonder. I am going to have to have a talk with my mother to get to the bottom of this.
Casey, dude, that's awesome. Congrats on "Jackboots For Jesus", I am somewhat jealous of you. I always thought I would write, heck I got a scholarship for creative writing, and then, well....you know....shit happens, high school sucks all the damned creativity right out of you and you don't know how to tap into it again. Had some poetry published but never a short so WOO HOO HOOOOOOO for Casey!!!!!!!!!!