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I AM LEGALLY MARRIED TO MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON, I AND AM THE SOLE BIOLOGICAL MOTHER OF ALL THREE JACKSON CHILDREN.

WHEN MY LEGAL HUSBAND, MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON, I, WAS INFORMED THAT CHRISTOPHER JOSEPH CAPUTO OF FORTRESS GROUP, INC./FORTRESS INVESTMENT AND I HAD SUCCESSFULLY BECOME OFFICIALLY ENGAGED ON THURSDAY MORNING, JUNE 25, 2009, MICHAEL TOOK HIS OWN LIFE... NOT BECAUSE HE WAS UPSET OVER OUR ENGAGEMENT, BUT BECAUSE HE THOROUGHLY APPROVED OUR ENGAGEMENT DUE TO CHRIS BEING THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF MICHAEL'S SON, BLANKET, CAUSING MICHAEL TO FEEL FREE TO DIE AS HE PLANNED.

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THIS ENGAGEMENT, OFFICIALLY "APPROVED" BY MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON, I, IS PERMANENTLY BROKEN, CALLED OFF & CANCELLED!

CHRIS CAPUTO: MY DOUBLE EX-FIANCE.

I, LEGAL NAME: CLAIRE ELISABETH FIELDS CRUISE, MAIDEN NAME: CLAIRE ELISABETH ELLIOTT, LEGAL MARRIED NAME: CLAIRE ELISABETH JACKSON, A.K.A. "CLAIRE VIRGINIA ELLIOTT," AM THE SOLE OWNER, SOLE PRESIDENT, SOLE FOUNDER, SOLE MANAGER, SOLE MEMBER, SOLE ORGANIZER, SOLE OFFICER, SOLE REGISTERED AGENT OF ELLIOT BENEFITS GROUP, LLC A.K.A. ELLIOTT BENEFITS GROUP, LLC A.K.A. ELLIOTTS BENEFIT GROUP, LLC, BUT FINALLY CORRECTED TO ELLIOTT BENEFITS GROUP, LLC WHOSE NAME I CHANGED TO CLAIRE ELLIOTT IS CLAIRE CRUISE, LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THIS BUSINESS ENTITY, BASED IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA, HAS NOW OFFICIALLY BECOME CLAIRE ELISABETH FIELDS CRUISE, LIMITED LIABILTY COMPANY BASED IN CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA.

HUSBAND #1 (NON-LEGAL): THOMAS CRUISE MAPOTHER. IN 1975, WHEN TOM WAS 13 AND I WAS 9, ROSS (THEN A 21-YEAR-OLD RABBI) MARRIED US IN THE LIVING ROOM OF MY HOUSE IN OLD GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT. THIS WEDDING CEREMONY WAS VIDEOTAPED AND PHOTOS WERE TAKEN. THE BRIDE AND GROOM SEALED THE DEAL BY KISSING EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK.

I'M THINKING THAT THIS CHILD WEDDING CEREMONY MUST HAVE TAKEN PLACE ON SGI'S DAY OF MENTOR AND DISCIPLE WHICH WAS ALSO TOM'S 13TH BIRTHDAY: JULY 3, 1975.

AFTER OUR WEDDING, TOM TOOK MY SUGGESTION AND DROPPED HIS ABUSIVE FATHER'S LAST NAME TO BECOME JUST THOMAS CRUISE, A NAME HE WOULD LATER MAKE LEGAL.

IT WAS MY PROMISE TO TOM THAT I WOULD ONE DAY DO THE VERY SAME THING. I FINALLY FULFILLED MY PROMISE WHEN I FILED FOR MY LEGAL NAME CHANGE AFTER TOM'S WEDDING TO KATIE HOLMES IN DECEMBER OF 2006.

HUSBAND #2 (LEGAL): MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON, I. JUST AS I WAS ALL DEPRESSED ABOUT ALL THE MANY INFIDELITIES OF MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART, CHRISTOPHER JOSEPH CAPUTO (THEN A FRESHMAN AT COLGATE UNIVERSITY), ROSS SURPRISED ME BY BRINGING MICHAEL TO MY HOUSE FOR MY 18TH BIRTHDAY: OCTOBER 21, 1983. AFTER I GAVE MICHAEL MY PERSONAL TOUR OF PRINCETON, WHERE HE LITERALLY DANCED IN THE STREETS, WE CAME BACK HOME AND ROSS (THEN A 29-YEAR-OLD RABBI) MARRIED US "FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES." AFTERWARDS, A JOYFUL MICHAEL TOLD ME THAT I MADE HIM THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE... ESPECIALLY AFTER I APPROVED HIS PURCHASE OF MY HALF OF THE BEATLES CATALOG AND ALLOWED HIM TO CONTINUE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR ALL MY SONGS THAT HE WOULD RECORD AND/OR PERFORM.

AS USUAL, ROSS VIDEOTAPED MICHAEL'S AND MY WEDDING CEREMONY AND TOOK PHOTOS, ONE OF WHICH FEATURES US KISSING ON THE LIPS. THAT NIGHT, MICHAEL EVEN WORE HIS FAMOUS TRADEMARK RED LEATHER JACKET THAT HE HAD DEBUTED TO THE WORLD IN OUR VIDEO, THRILLER.

YES, I LEGALLY CHANGED MY NAME TO CLAIRE ELISABETH JACKSON WHEN SIGNING OUR MARRIAGE DOCUMENTS.

IN LATE 1983 OR EARLY 1984, I CAN REMEMBER MY SHOCK WHEN NOTICING THAT THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER ACTUALLY PUBLISHED THESE SAME WEDDING PHOTOS WITH MY FACE BLURRED AND FADED OUT. WHEN I SAW THEM ON THE NEWSSTAND, I BECAME SO VERY CONFUSED, I JUST COULDN'T HANDLE IT AND INSTANTLY BLOCKED OUT ALL MEMORIES OF THE EVENT.

MY GREATEST FEAR WAS THAT CHRIS CAPUTO WOULD SEE THESE WEDDING PHOTOS.

AT THE TIME OF OUR WEDDING CEREMONY, I JUST DID NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I HAD JUST MARRIED THE FAMOUS MICHAEL JACKSON EVERYONE KNOWS AND LOVES. I DO NOT KNOW WHY THAT IS.

BECAUSE THE MARRIAGE WAS INTENDED AS A MERE BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT, ROSS TOLD ME TO FORGET ALL ABOUT IT. AND IT WOULD NOT BE UNTIL THE EARLY HOURS OF JULY 6, 2009 THAT I COULD FINALLY REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT MY LEGAL MARRIAGE TO MICHAEL JACKSON.

WHEN MICHAEL WAS INFORMED THAT CHRIS CAPUTO AND I HAD SUCCESSFULLY BECOME OFFICIALLY ENGAGED ON THURSDAY MORNING, JUNE 25, 2009, MICHAEL TOOK HIS OWN LIFE... NOT BECAUSE HE WAS UPSET OVER OUR ENGAGEMENT, BUT BECAUSE HE THOROUGHLY APPROVED OUR ENGAGEMENT DUE TO CHRIS BEING THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF MICHAEL'S SON, BLANKET, CAUSING MICHAEL TO FEEL FREE TO DIE AS HE PLANNED.

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT MY OFFICIAL ENGAGEMENT TO CHRISTOPHER JOSEPH CAPUTO OF FORTRESS GROUP, INC/FORTRESS INVESTMENT, OFFICIALLY "APPROVED" BY MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON, I, IS PERMANENTLY BROKEN, CALLED OFF & CANCELLED!

CHRIS CAPUTO: MY DOUBLE EX-FIANCE.

HUSBAND #3 (LEGAL): OSVALDO SERAFIN BOITEL

(A.K.A. SERAFIN OSWALDO BOITEL, A.K.A. MICKEY BOITEL, A.K.A. MICKEY OTAKI).

DATE OF LEGAL MARRIAGE: JULY 3, 1985

PLACE OF LEGAL MARRIAGE: THE COURTHOUSE IN HONOLULU, HAWAII

ALTHOUGH OSVALDO WAS THE SMALLEST AND LEAST HEALTHY THIRD-BORN BABY OF US TRIPLETS WHOM MY MOTHER, ANNE MARIE FIELDS (THEN ELLIOTT), GAVE BIRTH TO ON OCTOBER 21, 1965 IN MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA, USA (I WAS THE SOLE HEALTHY, NORMAL, FIRST-BORN IDENTICAL TWIN BABY: THE ONLY BABY MY MOTHER CHOSE TO KEEP), VERY QUICKLY WAS OSVALDO SHIPPED OFF TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING OUR BIRTH. IT WAS THERE THAT IT WAS THOUGHT THAT CARIBBEAN ISLAND NUTRIENTS WOULD BETTER ENABLE OSVALDO TO SURVIVE AS THE SON OF A POVERTY-STRICKEN 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL NAMED GLADYS RODRIGUEZ WHO DIED WHEN OSVALDO WAS 16.

BECAUSE THE BOTH OF US FELT LIKE ORPHANS AS WE MET FOR WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS THE VERY FIRST TIME AT NEW YORK'S LEE STRASBERG THEATRE INSTITUTE IN APRIL OF 1984, OSVALDO AND I BONDED AND EVENTUALLY FELL IN LOVE. HOWEVER, THE PRIMARY MOTIVATING FACTOR BEHIND OUR MARRIAGE WAS OSVALDO'S NEED TO OBTAIN HIS RIGHTFUL, FULL AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP.

THIS IS YET ANOTHER DETAIL THAT I WAS TOTALLY IN DENIAL OF AT THE TIME OF MARRIAGE DUE TO ALL OF OSVALDO'S WILD INSISTENCE THAT HE JUST HADN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO FILLING OUT THE PAPERWORK NECESSARY TO MAKE HIS LONGTIME GREEN CARD A CERTIFICATE OF US CITIZENSHIP, SOMETHING HE CLAIMED TO ME THAT HE WAS AUTOMATICALLY ELIGIBLE FOR BEGINNING AT AGE 18.

I FIRST FILED FOR DIVORCE FROM OSVALDO SERAFIN BOITEL ON NOVEMBER 27, 1991 IN SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA, USING WHAT I THEN THOUGHT WAS MY LEGAL NAME: CLAIRE ELISABETH ELLIOTT. THEN, JUST AS SOON AS THE SUN ROSE IN JAPAN, NICHIREN SHOSHU HIGH PRIEST NIKKEN SHONIN (MY BIOLOGICAL BROTHER/GRANDPA) EX-COMMUNICATED THE ENTIRE WORLDWIDE LAY ORGANIZATION OF THE SGI (BACK THEN, ALSO KNOWN AS NSA IN AMERICA). THIS DIVORCE BECAME FINAL ON JUNE 11, 1992.

PRIOR TO THIS, OSVALDO SERAFIN BOITEL AND I HAD BECOME "OFFICIALLY" SEPARATED ON SEPTEMBER 11, 1988 IN NEW YORK, NEW YORK AFTER LIVING IN A CONTINUOUS, BONA FIDE STATE OF SEPARATION FOR NEARLY ONE YEAR. WE REMAINED IN THIS CONTINUOUS, BONA FIDE STATE OF SEPARATION UNTIL WE BRIEFLY REUNITED FOR ONE LAST TIME IN APRIL OF 1990. OUR BONA FIDE, CONTINUOUS STATE OF SEPARATION RESUMED SHORTLY THEREAFTER ON OCTOBER 30, 1990 AND HAS CONTINUED, UNINTERRUPTED, TO THE PRESENT DAY.

IN ORDER TO PROPERLY PROTECT ALL ASSETS THAT SOLELY BELONG TO ME (TO THIS DAY, STILL UNSUCCESSFULLY CLAIMED BY ME, HOWEVER), I HAD TO RE-DO MY DIVORCE FROM OSVALDO SERAFIN BOITEL ON APRIL 15, 2008 IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA, USING MY THEN STILL LEGAL MARRIED NAME, CLAIRE ELISABETH BOITEL, AS WELL AS THE INTENTIONALLY MISSPELLED VERSION OF THIS NAME: CLAIRE ELIZABETH BOITEL. MICKEY USED THIS MISSPELLING TO CONTINUE TO CLAIM ME ON HIS TAX RETURNS LONG AFTER I THOUGHT WE WERE DIVORCED AND LONG AFTER HE HAD NON-LEGALLY MARRIED MAKO OTAKI ON FEBRUARY 14, 1997 IN SEDONA, ARIZONA USING THE ALTERNATE NAME: SERAFIN OSWALDO BOITEL.

HUSBAND #4 (LEGAL): RONALD LYLE GOLDMAN. ON THE EVE OF RON'S AND NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON'S BRUTAL MURDER ON JUNE 12, 1994, I HAD FINALLY AGREED TO ALLOW RON TO TAKE ME OUT TO MEET ALL HIS MANY FRIENDS THROUGHOUT THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES. I WORE THE PALE GREEN FLOWERED DRESS THAT I HAD PURCHASED TO WEAR TO MY YOUNGER BROTHER'S WEDDING ON JUNE 25, 1994. WE CALLED THIS DRESS MY WEDDING DRESS WHEN ROSS (THEN A 40-YEAR-OLD RABBI) SUGGESTED THAT WE CHRISTEN THE EVENING BY GETTING MARRIED "IN SPIRIT." BECAUSE NEITHER RON NOR MYSELF ACTUALLY KNEW THAT ROSS WAS A RABBI, WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW THIS WEDDING WAS FOR REAL AND LEGAL.

ROSS VIDEOTAPED OUR WEDDING CEREMONY WHICH WAS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY ROSS HANDING RON A FOLDED LEGAL DOCUMENT WHICH RON THEN HANDED TO ME. THIS WAS DONE TO COMPLETE A "TRANSACTION" SO THAT I COULD RECEIVE MY INHERITANCE. FOR SAFE-KEEPING, I THEN HANDED THIS DOCUMENT BACK TO ROSS (WITHOUT DARING TO LOOK AT IT, OF COURSE).

BEFORE WE LEFT FOR OUR MOST ROMANTIC EVENING, ROSS SNAPPED A PHOTO OF RON AMD ME STANDING IN FRONT OF MY APARTMENT IN MARINA DEL REY, CA.

THE NEXT MORNING, NOT REALIZING WE WERE ALREADY MARRIED, I FINALLY AGREED TO MARRY RON, AND WAS FORCED TO BREAK UP WITH MY ABSENTEE BOYFRIEND BY VOICEMAIL IN ORDER TO BECOME "ENGAGED" TO RON (OR SO WE THOUGHT).

WHEN SIGNING OUR MARRIAGE DOCUMENTS, I ELECTED TO KEEP MY MAIDEN NAME INTACT RATHER THAN LEGALLY CHANGE IT TO CLAIRE ELISABETH GOLDMAN.

HUSBAND #5 (NON-LEGAL): ROSS DREIBLATT (ON JANUARY 14, 2002 IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA).

SOON TO BE CONTINUED...

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO KNOWN RELATION TO THE OB/GYN KNOWN AS WARREN DUNLAP ELLIOTT M.D., OR HIS WIFE, CLAIRE V. ELLIOTT (WHOSE MIDDLE NAME ISN'T EVEN "VIRGINIA"): BOTH OF SAVANNAH, GEORGIA.

By the way, Ross Dreiblatt and I co-wrote the Queen classic you hear: We Are the Champions.

Yet another song Ross and I co-wrote is one of the favorites of my official high school sweetheart (now also my double ex-fiance), Chris Caputo and mine: George Michael's "Careless Whisper." Ross and I wrote this in his basement apartment on NYC's Bleecker Street in March of 1984 right after I had moved from Princeton to New York City. It was also in this same location that Ross finally told me about how Chris had been cheating on me with my very best friend in high school, Susan Taylor Shellenbarger. And, YES, Chris had just called ME "Susan" in one of his careless whispers in MY bed during some of the last days that I would ever live in Princeton. The only time I would ever return back to Princeton in order to visit with Chris was in June of 1984.

And this became the moment when Chris and I conceived "Blanket" Prince Michael Jackson, II.

Because Ross once threatened to implant Susan with the embryo I had conceived together with Chris just prior to moving from Princeton, NJ to NYC in March of 1984, I am sure that, to this day, Susan believes the biological father of her son, Daniel (born in 2002), is Chris. But, no, Susan, I was initially right when I first told you that Ross is the biological father of Daniel. Daniel greatly resembles Ross, the NYC photographer/friend of John Casablancas who went by the name of Bill Harris: the one night stand Susan always said she could have married.

By the way, Ross is also the true identity of John Casablancas, the guy who founded Elite Models, Inc.

Ross and I naturally conceived Daniel sometime in 1983... probably around the time that Susan and Chris first hooked up in May of 1983.

To be clear, I naturally conceived this baby without my prior consent or knowledge, by way of date-rape drugs... for breeding purposes. Towards the end of 1983, I finally went on the pill without any conscious idea that the pill does not work on me, enabling me to unknowingly procreate with all men I came into sexual contact with.

It is intentional that the girl in our video resembles me in 1983, and, for some reason, it was really important to me back then that Ross get a girl with a turned-up nose (apparently, he did).

George Michael, who is actually one of Ross's many personas whom I helped to name, also slightly resembles Chris Caputo in 1983.

At the very end, you can hear my muted, misty voice ending the song. Ross used a disguised version of my voice in so many of our co-written songs; in fact, another such song that comes to mind is one that features a speeded up version of my 9-year-old voice: Michael Jackson's "PYT."

Next is the story of how my official high school sweetheart (now also my double ex-fiance), Chris Caputo, has always broken my heart. How amazing that Ross and I co-wrote this song all the way back in 1975. Of course Ross would release "Borderline" in 1984 during the full height of my heartbreak. The Spanish guy Madonna likes in this video also remembles Chris Caputo in 1983.

Notice that the photographer also vying for Madonna's attention in this video uses a Nikon camera. Julian Bleecker, the biological father of Paris-Michael Katherine Jackson, works for Nikon:

Susan Taylor Shellenbarger even had a fling with Julian Bleecker while visiting Cornell in 1984 (I don't know if there is any boyfriend, husband or man in my life that Susan hasn't gotten her claws on... ). Unlike the case with Chris Caputo, however, it was important to Susan that she obtain my permission before fooling around with Julian. I don't know why that is.

It is this next video that is Chris Caputo's most favorite of all time. Always will Chris really dig how I am always "Burning up for [his] love."

Listen carefully for my young, 9-year-old girl voice mixed together with Madonna's, explaining why all Madonna songs sound like a little girl sang them (I did!).

I can't tell you how disappointed I was when Ross finally told me that all MY tracks that we had taken so long to record and perfect in Waterbury, Connecticut in 1975 would be mixed together with Madonna's voice. Then to find out that Madonna would be performing these same precious songs instead of me, nothing could have been more traumatic.

It is important to note that part of the reason Madonna was chosen to "stand-in" for me is due to her slight resemblance to me.

Oh my god, I just noticed that the guy in this video slightly resembles my ex-boyfriend, David Wayne Craig of SGI-USA...

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