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After 22 years as a chef, I now write for a living. I was born in Brooklyn, New York and now make my home in Utica, New York. I have two grown sons, one away at college, the other graduated June of 2006 and moved to the west coast.
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I divorced in 2000 and even though it's been a long time, I'm still looking.
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I spend my days writing, painting, and cooking. When I get tired I escape to the Adirondacks for camping and just plain old getting lost in the woods.
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I travel down to NYC to visit family and have been planing an as yet not completed lunar excursion since 1969.
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I hope to someday write something that's banned by the Vatican.
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I post to my blog Monday through Friday
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ROAD TRIP FOR RALPH!!!!
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i photoshopped this one a few years ago... its not too relevant now, maybe i need to make george's nose going into Obama's open mouth
PS-- NOBODY realizes what that 3 trillion dollars went to... its completely insane how they passed that one off like butter right over the stalwart, ever-vigilant heads of the American People!
We all get so busy it is true.. But is great to be able to go onto myspace many months later and finish the conversation we had about selling undergarments made out of Llama hair. You are right. It is a brilliant idea. There we go.. Conversation completed..Happy Valentine's day..
World’s greatest lawyer is ready to cross-examine you Does watching Denny Crane get you in the mood? It does me, and I’m Denny Crane. Let’s get frisky together Saturday Night as we watch DVD highlights from the fourth season of my greatest legal cases and personal exploits. From there, the next step is love, and just as in my law career, I’ve never failed to satisfy. Denny Crane.
Please click "Contact MySpace" at the bottom of any myspace page
Then select "reporting abuse" and "scams" from the two drop down menus provided
Click the "submit" button
Click the "No, Email Costumer Service" button
Cut and paste the following message into the box then Click the "Submit Question" button:
The scam I wish to report is twofold:
1) The presidential so called "debates" are a scam because third party and independent candidates are excluded. Such "debates" are not inclusive of all possible arguments and issues in this very important election!
2) The myspace election page is a scam for the very same reason. There are several other candidates for president who have myspace profiles! Their profiles and other info should be available on the myspace election page too!
I insist that myspace add ALL THE CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDENT to the election page! Please forward this to upper level management as a scam of this proportion must have been oked by them, so only they can fix it!
With the days growing shorter and colder, I can't help but wish for summer again. My favorite part of summer is butterflies. I love butterflies..dipped in chocolate, on a burger, on a triscuit with horseradish..they are just so damn delicious. Versatile little beauties aren't they?
I started a vegan diet last weekend. People live the vegan lifestyle for many different reasons.(all very compelling) Mine is the most compelling. I was lazy and the only place to get food with little effort was a vegan joint.
Happy Birthday to you.. Happy Bithday to you.. Happy Birthday you crazy mother f'er.. Happy Birthday to you!! Hope your Birthday lasts all week and you have tons and tons of fun, pass out only to wake up and realize you are wearing that creepy Burger King outfit and have been all week.
