Claire
How could I know that everything you say are lies about devotion and desire?

Female
23 years old
Melbourne,
Australia



Last Login: 6/15/2009
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    Claire's Interests
GeneralPlaying chasey. Running around like an idiot. Throwing things at people (especially strangers). Fake interests. Tiger food. Kelp. Irritating others. Talking crap. Myspace. Playing my bass. Going to concerts. Going to bang and next to drink and dance the night away. Changing song lyrics to suit my purpose. Changing song lyrics because I don't know the real words. Watching bad movies. Eating copious amounts of junk food. Making judgements about people on the street.
MusicAtreyu
A Wilhelm Scream
Area 7
The Academy Is
AFI
Action Action
Alkaline Trio
Alexisonfire
Anti-Flag
Avoid One Thing
After The Fall
Anberlin
Against Me!
Armor For Sleep
Aiden
Avenge Sevenfold
The Ataris
Autopilot Off
Allister
The Audition
Bayside
Brand New
Bad Astronaut
Box Car Racer
Between The Burried And Me
Behind Crimson Eyes
Bad Religion
Bowling For Soup
Bodyjar
Boy Sets Fire
Buzzcocks
The Black Maria
Coheed and Cambria
Converge
Chiodos
The Casualties
The Clash
Cold
Cold Chisel
Death Cab For Cutie
Darkest Hour
Disturbed
Drowning Pool
Dead To Fall
Dropkick Murphys
Early November
Everclear
Emmanuel
Evergreen Terrace
Forgiven Rival
Funeral For a Friend
Finch
From Autumn To Ashes
Fallout Boy
Fenix TX
From First To Last
Freya
Frenzal Rhomb
For Amusement Only
Further Seems Forever
Flogging Molly
Gatsby's American Dream
Greenday
Glassjaw
Glasseater
Guttermouth
Hawthorne Heights
Hell Is For Heros
Hidden In Plain View
Hot Water Music
Home Grown
In Fiction
Interpol
I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business
Indecision
Idlewild
Junior Varsity
Jimmy Eat World
Juliana Theory
Jets To Brazil
Jawbreaker
Killswitch Engage
Kiss
Kisschasey
Kill Your Idols
Less Than Jake
Lagwagon
Letterkills
Lash
The Living End
Mere Theory
Millencolin
Metallica
Mad Caddies
MxPx
Mister Coffee
Modest Mouse
Misfits
Matchbook Romance
Mest
The Matches
My Chemical Romance
NoFX
No Fun At All
Norma Jean
Name Taken
New Found Glory
No Use For A Name
Offspring
On Broken Wings
Operation Ivy
Paper and the Plane
Perfect Circle
Propaghandi
Perfect Murder
The Ramones
Rancid
Rise Against
Rufio
Roper
Richard Cheese
Silverstein
Saosin
Scatter The Ashes
Sunny Day Real Estate
Sunset Avenue
Something Corporate
Spitalfield
Sparta
Story Of The Year
Save Ferris
Senses Fail
Sick Of It All
Taking Back Sunday
Terrorgruppe
Thursday
Thrice
Tsunami Bomb
Tiger Army
Unearth
UnderOATH
Useless ID
Used
Unwritten Law
Violent Femmes
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Wasted Youth
Wakefield
Yellowcard
Yidcore
Zed
Zebrahead
MoviesPretty much any kiddie movie ever made. Any bad horror movies. Any bad teen movies. Bad movies rock my socks.
TelevisionFuturama
Superted
Widget The World Watcher
Captain Planet
Fat Tulip
BotsMaster
Grey's Anatomy
Lano and Woodley
Simpsons
Happy Tree Friends
M*A*S*H
Aladdin
Gummi Bears
Raggy Dolls
Family Guy
Scrubs
BooksBooks? What are books? Claire is awesome! Actually I do read a lot of books. You name it, I'll read it.
HeroesThe Raggy Dolls. I wish I was one of them... Claire is a raggy doll at heart!
Groups: NEXTSay Jen's List @ Next and Bang For Cheap Entry!!!!Bang it NextNext and BangMelbourne is for loversWho Knows Porn Switch and Nextspit on simple planI am still AWESOME!

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     Claire's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Croydon
Body type:7' 11" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:professional uni bum
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Claire's Schools
Norwood Secondary College
RINGWOOD, Australia
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2001 to 2004
Box Hill High School
BOX HILL, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1999 to 2000

   Claire's Companies
chirny bums inc
chrinside park, vic AU
joint president
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   Claire's Blurbs
About me:
Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

My name is Claire, but I generally go by Clarence.

I don't really use myspace, but don't have the heart to delete it.

I'm a promo bitch for staple. Please take flyers and showbags off me and pose for a photo to help me get paid.

I'm obsessed with a band called Bayside, and I have their lyrics tattooed on my foot.

I'm a bit of a nerd.

If I'm in the mood to talk to strangers, I'll crap on for hours. But if there's something on my mind, I don't talk to anyone

I have weird hobbies like fire spinning and pole dancing.

I own a fire staff named Frank. He's awesome. But my poor poi still remain nameless. They should have girley names.

Hugs from strangers are great. As long as the stranger isn't creepy.

I like dying my hair bright colours. But for now its boring brown.

I dance like I'm retarded. But its more fun that way.

Theres no point in listening to music if you can't scream out the words.

I'm about to turn 23. It scares me. Deep down inside, I'll always be a teenager.

I'm obsessed with my bass guitar. It's my baby.

I like the rain and jumping in puddles.

I still miss Goo. And now Switch is lost.

Bang has too many little try hard emos running around. But I go there anyway (and love every minute of it!).

Scooter is the best DJ around.

I like eyebrow rings on punk boys.

I still want to get my own eyebrow pierced

I dont like people that try too hard.

I like to play spot the skank.

I like asking scantily clad females if they're too poor to buy enough clothing.

I like things that are striped, spotted, or checked.

I like things that sparkle.

Rainbow sprinkles kick ass. Especially when in a sandwich with nutella.

Going to the beach is always more fun at night.

I love music, especially when its live.

I love jumping up and down in a crowded mosh pit.

I love being an idiot and hanging out with my friends.

I don't care what others think, as long as I'm having the time of my life.



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   Claire's Friend Space (Top 20)
Claire has 208 friends.
 Bayside {ON WARPED TOUR ALL SUMMER!} 


 The Matches 


 FORGIVEN RIVAL 

Online Now!
 the paper and the plane are writing an album! 


 FiftySix (NEW SONG UP!) 


 Mere Theory 


 A WILHELM SCREAM 


 ELORA DANAN 


 Four Year Strong 


 MONEEN 


 Armor for Sleep 


 Dopamine 


 Brand New 


 THE AUDITION (Chicago! TONIGHT!) 


 SILVERSTEIN - Toronto/Montreal/Kingston/Ottawa 


 Gatsbys American Dream 


 anberlin 


 ATREYU 


 BIRDS OF TOKYO 


 T.G.T.G 





Claire's Friends Comments
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Moneen Australia .m.oneentoaus





Mar 12 2009 11:54 AM

Claire!! Thanks for coming on board with .m.oneentoaus. Moneen are THE band to watch this year. They are nominated for a Juno award, and they are in the studio as we speak.
Go to www. moneen. com and take a look and listen. After their time here for Soundwave, we are just starting on the push to make them as well known in Australia as some of their better known Canadian friends. Remember, bands will come where their loyal fans are. Updates will be coming on the progress of the album.
Tell ya friends!

EliseMoneentoaus
Aaron Aces [aces list @ bang, next & plastic]





Dec 18 2008 3:41 AM

i'll be at next :)
and parkway, so yes i can.
provided i get the invoice sometime for the simple plan gig lol... still waiting on that.
Fist2Face





Dec 3 2008 6:23 AM

Hey!
You should check out the sale we're having, HEAPS of sweet deals.
Don't miss out!


Omzzz!!





Aug 12 2008 10:37 AM

snow was amazing!
Soo good to see ya gettin out there still tho.
heard ya thumb got pretty swolen and sore?...get that checked out??
Well if ya up for it, i'm headin up again this weekend, prob sat so yell out if ya wanna come!!!
Hello, Chris!





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Jul 5 2008 4:03 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLARENCE!!!! WE LOVE YOU SOOOOOOO!!!!!
KyleFace [fo'g] - The Reach List @ Anti





Jul 5 2008 5:11 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAIRE!!!
Hope you have a good one. =]
(Y)(Y)
k r i s s i e





Jul 5 2008 1:47 AM

Hows city life treating ya?!? =D
U coming 2nyt??
Catchya!!
Leah





Jul 5 2008 12:00 AM

happy birfday!
Hello, Chris!





Jul 4 2008 11:50 PM

OMFG HAXOR!!!

Happy Birthday you old fart, we must catch up at uni... ugh, i'm in everyday (doesn't mean i'll be in every day though :P)
kenan





Jul 2 2008 5:12 AM

i bet you did! :)
Jessicaa. ♥♥





Jun 26 2008 2:26 AM

Do some work!!
Haha hi. =)
I'm bored so i thought i'd comment u!
How you been?
Working this weekend?
xxxx
KyleFace [fo'g] - The Reach List @ Anti





Jun 23 2008 11:44 AM

I should be at Next next week with my friend. She turns 18 this week and wanted me too take her out.
I will need to go to Bang sometime.
Hopefully go during the holidays sometime.
=]
KyleFace [fo'g] - The Reach List @ Anti





Jun 21 2008 6:07 AM

Yeah Next was fun! Can't wait to go back.
I still need to go to bang too. I couldn't go tonight because everyone cancelled on me. ><!!
Will have to go some time during the holidays.
How was your night?
_.-~[REVENGE]~-._ Proud Vegan!





Jun 15 2008 6:09 AM

Hey, still waiting on your band to accept.. lol
Ian.
kenan





Jun 11 2008 9:35 AM

he used to enjoy me :(
kenan





Jun 11 2008 3:26 AM

totally, but i mainly enjoy the pope!
FORGIVEN RIVAL


Online Now!


Jun 5 2008 12:28 PM

hey dude thanks a lot! yeah monday was awesome i remember seein you get up on stage that was wicked! story are so cool
hopefully see ya at another show soon?
catch ya
adrian
Shoot her! Shoot her!





Jun 5 2008 3:11 AM

at least were real!
Shoot her! Shoot her!





Jun 4 2008 12:42 PM

clearly were better!
T.G.T.G





May 23 2008 5:20 AM

clarence!! what are you doing there?? stay for the sunday night show!!!! we can play a little side show....you bring the pots and ill bring a can of pringles!
T.G.T.G





May 22 2008 11:52 AM

clarence!!!!! are you going to see prom queen?!!!!
Moka





May 21 2008 1:20 PM

..

Myspace Stuff
kenan





May 20 2008 2:30 AM

thats because everyone important got real invites...schooled!
the paper and the plane are writing an album!





May 19 2008 6:26 AM

yeah i miss A Wilhelm Scream becasue of the tour.
What night do they play Melbourne? Is that one of the shows you are seeing?
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