About me: I am Clarisse. I am a mask. I am a waif, I am voluptuous, I am petite, I am Amazon. Blonde, red-head, brunette, silvery-gray haired. Blue, green, hazel, brown, violet-eyed. I am a mother, I am barren, I am a career woman, I am a stay-at-home wife. I read, craft, cook, sew, paint, teach, garden, run, lay on the couch and watch TV. I am fair, I am cunning, I am a flirt, I am modest, I am intelligent, I am brash, I am shy (and I am a little bit of a slut).I am a banshee, I am a nun. Most importantly: I am extremely opinionated and I am always right. So if you can not handle a strong woman I suggest you be on your way ...
I think I was a fish in my previous life, and if delegating you with the reposnibility of getting me to the hospital involves skinny dipping, I'm in!!! Hilarious!
I had a dream that I gave birth to triplet girls two nights ago. I'm sleeping tons so I have no idea where that came from or what it could possibly represent. I'm just a wierdo.
Closet... whaddya mean closet perv? The Flamedrinker is wiiiiide open! I wish those lips were in Memphis right now with me! Elvis week rocks. R U lonesome tonight???( raises eyebrow devilishly and grins)
That is what I was going for, and a chance to show that, love her or hate her, she is a good writer.
I also have a soft spot in my heart for that flag since I am originally from south of that Mason-Dickson line. I would like more people to know it is not a symbol of racism to most of us.
I hope you did like that blog. I will get back to my own writing though. I just have been such a good kind of busy, working on my home.
