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Claudia
""Is this the bus to Cartegena?""

Female
100 years old
Los Angeles, CA
United States



Last Login: 10/2/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/claudiacomic  

   Claudia's Comedian Bio
BioI’m a comic and a writer. I also produce, promote and perform in HOT BOX COMEDY. After our successful European debut at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2008, we're back to tackle new US audiences. The following is a video we shot and premiered in Edinburgh. Guys, I think you might like it. And thanks to the lovely ladies who helped us out. Also, you can check out my blog at www.claudiasaid.tumblr.com for more about me, the trip, the comedy, etc...
Websiteclaudiasaid.tumblr.com
InfluencesGeorge Carlin, Eddie Izzard, Bill Cosby, Emma Thompson, Absolutely Fabulous, Jon Stewart, my mother, my sister and Jane Austen.
MembersI just recently returned from Scotland for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. It was pretty fucking amazing! Below is a little imovie to give you an idea of it all. Also, there is a short movie from from my trip to Greece last year. I highly recommend going. This is why I love imovie, my digital camera, my laptop, and traveling abroad. Although I’m reassessing my comedy career for a travel writer, or could there be a comedy travel writer. Or a comic who travels but only to their chosen destinations. I think so... I’m working on it. EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - AUG. 2008 GREECE - SEPT. 2007
TV ShowsThis may seem lame, but I did appear on CMT. That's right. Country Music Television. That pays a little hommage to my Texas peeps. I was on MTV for maybe 30 seconds, but it was me, I was speaking and I made a joke. Not bad. I was NBC, once again, if you went to the bathroom, you may have missed me. I know, I know. No one likes a braggert.

    Claudia's Interests
GeneralWine. Coffee. Combating boredom. Spelling bees. Stimulating Conversation. Meeting the underdog. Aligning with most underdogs. Singing the theme song to Rocky. Okay you get the point. Becoming a detective in the form of Miss Marple or Hercule Poirot - but not being old or fat in the process. Cheese. The perfect holiday destination. The theory of true love. These are all subject to change except the part on wine, cheese and my future as Miss Marple. And my most recent great love... GREECE.
MusicU2, The Shins, Coldplay, ABBA, Nina Simone, Cowboy Junkies, Gershwin, Cole Porter, Sibelius, Ravel, Arcade Fire, Beck, Jeff Buckley, Tracey Chapman, CatPower, The Cure, Eminem, Green Day, The Velvet Underground, Rufus Wainwright, Willie Nelson, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Earlimart, Cyndi Lauper, Talking Heads, Electric Light Orchestra, Air
MoviesBefore Sunrise/Sunset, Garden State, Fight Club, Sense & Sensibility, Stripes, Romancing the Stone, The Royal Tennenbaums, Good Will Hunting, Bowling for Columbine, Gone With The Wind, The Philadelphia Story, Casablanca, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cool Hand Luke, When Harry Met Sally, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Gosford Park, The Great Race, Some Like it Hot, Breakfast Club, The Jerk, Monty Python and the Holy Grail/Life of Brian, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, You Can Count on Me, Shakespeare in Love to name a few. I also just recently saw Brick and have to add that too. Also, The Devil Wears Prada was a girls' great guilty pleasure. However, all things John Hughes still rule as my most favorite films when I'm low, bored or just in the mood for a little Molly Ringwald.
TelevisionThe Daily Show, Lost, Arrested Development, Project Runway - nothing else on now, but Seinfeld, Friends, Sex in the City, MASH, The Office (only UK version), Cheers, The Wonder Years - all back in the day.
BooksPride and Prejudice, Blindness, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Man's Search for Meaning, Lonesome Dove, The Reader, I Know This Much is True, The Eyre Affair, all Jane Austen novels (minus Northanger Abbey - why do you think it's the only one not a movie) and I just read The Time Traveler's Wife - beautiful, and I bawled. All things Harry Potter.
HeroesI wish I had a hero. Now I feel like I'm missing something. Do thousands of you have one hero that you can name immediately? Wow, impressive. I think thousands of people have done heroic things - like during 9/11 or Hurrican Katrina, but maybe that's my hope. That one day I could be heroic rather than always forever, like a badge, be a hero. That seems unrealistic and a bit greedy to me. I guess I'll leave the heroes to movies, sports, battles, great literature and possibly to my future!

     Claudia's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sydney, Australia & Tyler, Texas
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian, Problem Solver, Procrastinator


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Clips: 2 Total Plays: 141 Plays Today: 6
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   Claudia's Blurbs
About me:
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More information about me? Shheesh! I'm exhausted and talking about myself feels schmucky. Is that a word? Here's some old standup. Feels equally schmucky, but I'm getting used to it.... .. width="425" height="350"> ..>
Who I'd like to meet:
Jake Ryan, Lloyd Dobler, Renn McCormick, Kirby, Ferris Bueller, Bender, Mr. Darcy, Rhett Butler, Indiana Jones, Dr. McDreamy, Hubbell, Atticus Finch, Harry.....

   Claudia's Friend Space (Top 8)
Claudia has 1737 friends.
 Melissa McQueen 


 nicole 


 Julia Lillis 


 jyll 


 Hot Box Comedy 


 Brian 


 Nick 


 Wilma 





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Sep 27 2008 8:06 AM

Yay, Disneyland! When are you going?
CJ West





Sep 6 2008 12:09 PM

Good Morning.

It's a rainy Saturday here. Hannah just arrived and it looks like we're going to get some much needed rain (all day).

I'm almost done with edits for A Demon Awaits and I'm taking a couple days off before reading it one last time.

Have a great one,
CJ
LETRON





Sep 5 2008 10:01 AM

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING CLAUDIA !!!
LETRON





Sep 4 2008 6:24 PM

claudia !!!

how are you girl???
r u coming out 2nite???????
pOp..TarT





Aug 30 2008 9:32 PM

...but when will she be ready to come back to crossfit?
Robinlucy!!!





Aug 24 2008 8:26 PM

Hi me loves! I just wanted to tell you and McQueen that i miss yall! I know you two are having fun....lol, I can't wait to hear about it! Oh, comedy night has been soooo much fun to work; )! I am going to miss it when yall get back!!!
mwah, love, peace!!
Robin; )
Robinlucy!!!





Aug 29 2008 2:31 AM

soooooo, you packing your bags to head back yet?!!! hahaha! i want to hear stories!!!
.:|Bright-Eyed and Bushy-tailed|:.





Aug 8 2008 5:24 PM

Hey Miss!

I just wanted to say that I hope you are having lots of fun!! We all miss you lots!
Joser





Jul 14 2008 9:24 PM

Yayayay Claudia!
Hugs sweetheart!
Dr Hugo





Jul 10 2008 11:11 PM

Thanks for being a friend! We hope you'll join our brand new site TheComedyDoctors. com so we can help you further promote your hilarious material...
LETRON





Jul 8 2008 7:00 PM

hiiii claudia
how r uuuuuu?????
Pacific Blue





Jul 4 2008 5:59 AM

Have a happy 4th of July celebration with family and friends...you sound awesome.....like a person with a great sense of humor like me...LOL.. :-)
Jayson Thibault





May 31 2008 1:25 AM

what about throwing your boy (thats me) up on stage monday night?
i got 4 or 5 people that wanna see me monday night. I told em i know just the place!!!!
hope you are killer!
Sax


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May 13 2008 7:26 PM

Funny and Sexy, this girl has it all... oh wait she's SMART too... thats not even fair...

jerk...
Bedford Forrest Management





May 12 2008 11:18 PM

You new pics are very pretty. Would love to see you perform. Let me know where you'll be, ok? Thanks.
Shannon Hatch





May 13 2008 8:46 AM

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Jon Huck





May 7 2008 3:07 PM

Thanks for the spot on Monday... I had a blast. Also - that michael mcdonald sketch you guys have... so funny i pooped a little when i watched it... not in my pants, in my neighbors yard. thanks again.
jyll





May 7 2008 3:22 PM

hey claud-
been thinking about you lately and wondering which coast you are on...update me, por favor.
love you,
j
nicole





May 7 2008 7:01 PM

last night was awesome. i love my new stuff :) and midnight moon.
Jayson Thibault





May 7 2008 9:17 PM

can you get me up next week? i got some people that wanna see me on monday. can bring some peeps!
How are ya little lady?
Wehrconnected.com





May 5 2008 5:48 AM

Have a great week sexy :)~
Eric





Apr 24 2008 6:37 AM

hey pretty woman, how have you been?
California's Funniest Female Contest





Apr 29 2008 12:48 AM

Congrats for moving on to the QUARTER FINALS in the California's Funniest Female Contest


Claudia Maittlen-Harris
Wilma





Apr 16 2008 6:31 AM

OK, your tag line is a brilliant nod to the classic movie that I love! Genius!!! I am off work on sunday, you available? Love to see you and catch up! Miss ya, call me and let me know!
LETRON





Apr 14 2008 6:47 PM

loooooove u sexy
good to see you saturday nite !!!
Tim Mars





Apr 8 2008 6:13 PM

you're a funny girl!
Chris





Apr 9 2008 5:52 AM

I have to ask?? Where the heck is Cartegena? Thanks for taking the time to ADD me.
Great page darling
Pacific Blue





Apr 7 2008 2:29 AM

Awesome new pics. of you Claudia....your gorgeous.......... :-)
Brenden





Apr 4 2008 6:01 AM

hey thanx for the add, i hope i can get a chance to perform at one of your shows :)
California's Funniest Female Contest





Mar 28 2008 1:51 AM

C u Friday, April 25, 2008 at 7 PM
April 25, 2008 show flyer
Wehrconnected.com





Mar 27 2008 7:50 AM

i will be in Oceanside, where is the M bar?
Robinlucy!!!





Mar 25 2008 11:06 PM

but of course! yes, we should have another wine and cheesy party; )
bb.LEE [BroccoliCity.com]





Mar 26 2008 1:20 AM

Hey girl!
It was really good seeing you on the 7th!
I hope you can make it to my next party!!!

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TURN YOUR VOLUME UP!
Robinlucy!!!





Mar 13 2008 7:37 AM

I wish I could have come to the scavenger hunt, BOOOOO, anyhoo, I have you a little somethin somethin for your sweet arse!
Kim Lupe





Mar 11 2008 4:54 PM