Joshua: Just Some Guy of the Eighty-Four Glyde!'s Interests
General
I'm interested in retiring as young as possible. Becoming very rich from doing the least amount of anything. It's the American dream.
And blowing up the moon.
Music
Is good. I especially like the songs with notes in them.
Movies
Anything with Steven Segal. He's the best dramatic actor since Peter O'Toole. Enjoy him in the upcoming "Revenge of Mahatma: The Blood Fasting" starring Segal as Ghandi.
Television
Is the medium I use to watch movies. Funny how that works.
Books
Very little pisses me off more than people who write that they don't read, cause they don't have the time or requisite amount of brain cells or whatever. It's as if people take pride in being illiterate jerks. Is that what's cool? Is that what's hot on the streets right now? Being stupid? Of course, with modern authors like Stephen King and James Patterson, I guess I can't blame people too much. Pick up a classic people! Might I suggest Catcher in the Rye, or Catch-22? Those are a couple of my favorites. Take the time out of your busy, TMZ-crusing, pop culture-absorbing lives to educate yourself. There are too many misspellers on this damn website as it is!
On the ironic tip, I'm sure that I misspelled plenty 'o words on this page, but I'm enough of a hypocrite not to care.
Joshua: Just Some Guy of the Eighty-Four Glyde!'s Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
SIlver Spring, MD.
Body type:
6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
Children:
Someday
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Trained killer/Journalist
Income:
$30,000 to $45,000
Joshua: Just Some Guy of the Eighty-Four Glyde!'s Schools
Wittenberg University
Springfield,Ohio
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: English, focus on composition
Clubs: The school paper: The Torch, intramural soccer team. Tha Crew: Sigma Phi Zero.
1998 to 2001
Montgomery Blair High
Silver Spring,Maryland
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Soccer team, Indoor Track, Cross Country.
1994 to 1998
Joshua: Just Some Guy of the Eighty-Four Glyde!'s Networking
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Joshua: Just Some Guy of the Eighty-Four Glyde!'s Blurbs
About me: Gee, I dunno what to say... I get up every morning at whatever time I feel like. I plan my days around the daily horoscopes I get on my phone, it's actually kind of fun. It's like every day gets its own theme.
I spend my time watching the Food Network on HD and the cartoon network, (while sitting in my pajamas at 3 in the afternoon). I like to keep things simple.
I want to bring back old timey slang, like calling people "Mac", "Bud", or "Jack", but I don't think I have the stones to pull it off successfully.
I have an overwhelming urge to hang out on rooftops wearing a cape and tights, but I don't think I have the proper footwear for it.
I often wonder what it'd be like if I could go around shooting people in the face without any consequences. I'd probably be broke inside a week after spending all my money on bullets, (and silver bullets, because you never know...)
I think zombies are real. And if they're not real yet, they will be soon. Probably as a result of people trying to lessen their carbon footprints, (feetprints?) Wouldn't that be hilarious if, by trying to clean up the world, we actually made things worse and everybody died? I know I'd have a good laugh at that.
I secretly harbor the belief that I'm an Evil Genius and that everybody should bow down to my whim. It's true. Someday I'll make everybody pay for what I perceive are transgressions against me!...Unless I get distracted or lazy, which happens quite often.
If you enjoyed reading about me, then you'll enjoy reading my blog. It's called Eighty-Four Glyde, (which explains my retarded screen name) check it out and feel free to add the below banners to your page. It's fun for everybody! (Except my enemies who shall suffer for their sins!)
Who I'd like to meet: Nobody really. I already know too many people. If, on the other hand, somebody would like to meet me, I've got no problem with it.
Happy Birthday on my Birthday too, Joshua! I'll make sure to have an extra toast in your honor! I'm off to N.Y.C where I'll be celebrating! Hope you have a terrific year!! All my very best, Heide
I hear ya. I put my MySpace blog into extremely low gear - meh - myspace. But you're a good writer and if you love to write just do it. If this place isn't giving you what you want then chuck it. MySpace could be a writer's venue but it isn't. At least not in any meaningful way. A place to test shit out, maybe. But it doesn't put food on the table or give you any real feedback as a writer. Shit's n giggles and they're fresh out of giggles.
So anyway... good knowing ya and I wish you the best man. Take care.
I'll admit I haven't read your stuff in the past two months. Of course, I also haven't been here in two months. Doesn't mean i didn't enjoy reading them and the one about the superheroes is pretty funny. Please don't quite, you are the only thing right now between me and a mass shooting at work.
You are acting like a very typical, verynaughty, angst-driven, late-nineteenth century Sports Writer covering a British Polo Tournament that the Queen won't attend! Dude, I don't have to know you in 'real life' to assess this situation. You know I love your blogs and writing. Every great writer ever born goes through this depressing "no one reads my shit'' period! Do you think F. Scott Fitzgerald ever pulled his head out of the bottle long enough to worry about whether his intended audience had joined another social network club??!! Drink more, dammit!! Or better yet, pull your face out of FAKEBOOK a bit more often and come back to Space-TheFinal Frontier to re-connect yourself with your legions of fans that have not forgotten you but just think your FACE is elsewhere. True, it may take a few weeks to find again where you stashed your old Space beer stein, cherry wood pipe and English boar skin cap to complete your 'mad writers look,' but after not much time the flocks will return to peck your brain seeds. I, for one, have been left practically starving here.........;-)As to your 'real friends and family from the hood' that won't read your excellent report card, I really can't help you, except suggest maybe you go visit your Mother more often. ;-)
You, Joshua, are cordially invited to my new Fourth of July party BLOG. Bring along your kazoo, and a Jew named Sue, who wants to chew a blog, too!! ;-)
I think one of the most unjust things happening today in this world, besides the crisis in Danfur, and the proliferation of nuclear arms in North Korea, is when you’re finally ready to staple your left nostril to the desk table at home and then you realize that you’re totally out of staples, so then you go to the store and they claim to be “all out of staples.” And the store is Staples. NOW are you convinced the world is ending soon? Get right with your Maker TODAY, Josh. There isn't much time. ;-)
My husband and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to him and said,
“Do you want to have sex?” “No,” he answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” He didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes.” So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
Tell Josh below I hope he enjoys his deserved break, but remember, too much beer does not necessarily guarantee beautiful women. You know what they say about the surprise discovery the morning after....... It may be whatever the cat dragged in. Good luck anyway! :-)
Hey brother! You can send me a care package whenever you please. I'm always up for it! I like clear flavors of kool-aid but brown ones are good too. I go on leave in less than two weeks and then it's beer and beautiful women for a little while. God, I need it.
But then I'd have to let you win on purpose, Joshua! That part of war sounds rather appealing.... ;-)
Yeah, so......it looks like I'm pretty much your only consistent stalker here these days. Damn. Maybe we need to start meeting elsewhere to throw the suspicious eyes off us! Waffle House is kinda mildly obscure in an old school charming way and they're open 24 hours! Otherwise, Interstate truck stop dining is the only other way I'll roll! I think they call it out east, "Crack-Head Barrel." HA! Hey, Honestly, thanks a lot for stopping by at my waa waa cry-baby blog and leaving your soft footprint in the sand. :-)
I'm off to N.Y.C where I'll be celebrating! Hope you have a terrific year!! 
All my very best, Heide
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