Leo's influences: The sounds of babies screaming, the sounds of women screaming, Miller High Life bottles, Jagermeister, Mexican food, beer pong, and he'd probably say Ian McKaye or something like that, etc.
Shirley's influences: Inadequecies and hypocrisy in the DeKalb County court system, PBR, pretty gals, scumfuckery, cock rock, cowboys, gambling, PBR, not being able to die, etc.
We got more rock than the ten commandments.
Leo yodels and plays the git fiddle, Shirley be bops the bass to the badass beat, and Nate does what he wants...including sometimes showing up to practice to bang on stuff. The point is...while listening to one of our songs: go rub out a quick one to some midget hookers scissoring while covered in thousand island dressing, two girls one cup, or pictures of us on this site, regardless of what your guilty pleasure is..it will just be that much better with your ears bleeding.
top ten billion reasons to take the atomic vaginal corks off my number 4 (FOUR(!!(!!!))) spot: 10,000,000,000: "hi im leo im all alone at home" 9,999,999,999: "not, i just lied about that because" 9,999,999,998: "hi im shirley im with leo and we are both assholes" 9,999,999,997-11: "oh hey its shirley again, im going to hang up on you" 10: "hi i'm leo and im gonna do what shirley did" 9: fuck faces 8: "lets have a show! don't tell ali, its a secret." 7: blah blah blah WE ARE MAKING FUN OF YOU 6: shirley thinks he so cool because he has sex with fat handicapped moms 1: you fucks took me off, who knows how long ago.
however, i will keep you on for this simple reason: leo's dining room table, circa 2006. ali: i haven't gotten my period yet... shirley:best/creepiest smile/nod combo ever. fucks
Two days left to go to www. sleepingunder47. com where you will find a link to buy your tickets!!! Also be shure to catch us with Rule 22 and Alleyway Sex next week!!!
sweet bass in the new song....oh yeah. and the other stuff's cool to. I really like how it sounds in the first 30 seconds....i guess you could call it the first verse
