ClemsonSuzi

Some of my FAVORITE movies, the ones which I watch over and over and over.... SHAG, The Wizard of Oz, Never Been Kissed, Grandma's Boy, Gone in 60 Seconds, Failure to Launch

A few of my favorite movie quotes...

FAILURE TO LAUNCH

"What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night? "
Kit: Hey, Paula. Good news. It's Champagne Thursday. Paula: It's Friday. Kit: Uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week. Paula: For the third straight week. Kit: There's talk of making it permanent. NEVER BEEN KISSED

"Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, your gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "There not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when your handing out the popsicles for free!"

SHAG

"In my opinion, marriage is just a legalized form of prostitution. "

"Y'all is the horniest bunch of white folks I ever seen!"

"Don't play hard to get. You might miss something."

THE SANDLOT

"Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand."

THE WIZARD OF OZ

Miss Gulch: Mr. Gale? I want to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy.
Uncle Henry Gale: Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?
Miss Gulch: What she's done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!
Uncle Henry Gale: You mean she bit you?
Miss Gulch: No, her dog!
Uncle Henry Gale: Oh, she bit her dog, eh?[Uncle Henry tries to shut the gate, but ends up hitting her on the backside]
Miss Gulch: No!

GRANDMA'S BOY

"Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here."